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And here's me after assessing my financial situation.
I know this is rather awful timing, given the current state of his car, but can we take a moment to really revel in the hilarity that is Tiger Woods ( Read more... ) -
And here's me bitching about being a preemptive bitch (read: apologizing...sorta)
I remember where I was when Jay Cutler was traded ( Read more... ) -
And here's me bitching about Michael Vick.
So, I kind of have homicidal impulses against another human being; specifically, Michael Vick. I want to kill that motherfucker so bad. Once upon a time, I took comfort in knowing he was ruined; that he'd pay for his disgusting, despicable acts for the rest of his life. I knew that, while he wouldn't serve nearly as much time as he deserves (thanks ( Read more... ) -
And here's me being mildly off-topic.
For once, I'm not posting to complain (much), nor am I making (many) gay jokes. I'm excited! I don't know if anyone saw the game the Rockies played against the Giants on August 24, but OH MY FUCKING GOD! Grand slam walk-off by Spilborghs in the bottom of the 14th, are you fucking serious?! God bless Jim Tracy. The man is a living saint, and I would ( Read more... ) -
And here's me bitching about Tom Brady.
How I hate thee Tom Brady, let me count the ways; seven, to be specific ( Read more... ) -
And here's me bitching about Brian Urlacher.
I'm gonna say it right now; I'm a Jay Cutler fan. A big one. A really big one. As big as Brian Urlacher's ego. Actually, no, nevermind. Only Jupiter is larger, and that's debatable ( Read more... ) -
And here's me bitching about chest hair.
First off, anyone who bribes Google into using subliminal messaging really, really wants people to think a certain something.
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And here's me bitching about the Lakers.
The Lakers are probably the gayest of all NBA teams.
And the NBA is probably the gayest of all professional athletic organizations.
And, really, LA is probably the gayest of all US cities.
Based on these (almost) facts, Kobe Bryant is, like, the David Gest of sports. Except without the smokin' hot ex-wife.
See also:
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And here's me bitching about bitchy bitches (rugby fans).
I know it's pretty lazy to delegate to my Lame Foreign Sports Consultant (colin_chaotic) for the first post, but I'm tired and haven't watched any sports today.
Thus...this.
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