[Sollux really should have looked around a little more before sending his message, but fuck he can do what he wants. Besides it was still relevant for anyone else who could be reading it and knew what this place was.]
[Hearing Eridan's voice though was not something he wanted to hear.]
Oh god, of all the trollth to be here with i--
[What the hell was Eridan wearing. Ok, so he wasn't happy that Eridan was here with him, but he had to admit that outfit was pretty damn funny. ]
What thort of outfit ith that? It lookth awful on you.
iiliiterate2? iif you're talkiing about me then ii'd have two que2tiion iif you even bothered readiing my me22age iin the fiir2t place. 2orry that iit 2eem2 you're iincapable of ba2iic readiing 2kiil2.
now with even more [action]firstcatalystJanuary 4 2011, 06:02:14 UTC
[She was getting used to this whole "being alive again" thing, though it was still kind of a funny thought to wake up in a game everyday.
She was also still getting used to not being able to float around and hover behind people or things; instead, she had to take to standing just a little shy of being behind the person and peer over their shoulder, or walk around them if she was making some conversation that involved movement.
And, right now? She's peering over his shoulder and down at the Relic with a soft "hm" beneath her breath.]
Well, at least it's not that hard to understand what you're trying to write...
[action] So many people right behind him!all_the_codesJanuary 4 2011, 06:27:40 UTC
[What. Someone peering over his shoulder is totally not cool! Mainly because he doesn't want to be taken by surprise. He doesn't let it phase him though, cool kid act is a go. Pff it's not even an act, he is cool. What are you talking about]
Ith not a matter of 'trying' to do anything, thatth jutht how I type. Now would you thtop looking at what I'm doing it'th kinda pitthing me off.
[He doesn't even know who you are and you're all up in his business like this.]
[action] creep on up behind someone: best impression to make everfirstcatalystJanuary 4 2011, 06:48:34 UTC
[She's all up in your business because it's what she does. Kind of. Hey, she followed around a really innocent kid and offered up pretty lame advice to him from time to time. Makes sense she'd be all up one's business...
She looks from the Relic up to him as she steps around him, arms crossed against her chest. Sorry, but she has a horrible habit to tsuntsun at people.]
Hey now, you were the one standing around typing away. Do you really think someone wouldn't wander on up and see what you were up to?
[action] Not for this introvert he's like pfffff who is this human all up in my grill. Gtfo gtfooooall_the_codesJanuary 4 2011, 07:49:30 UTC
[This troll isn't used to th-- ok no I lied. Everyone was getting up in his business in the Veil too. Looking at what he was doing on the computer or bugging him for help with getting their shit to work. But he was still unamused by that as he is now!
He's actually double the times he was unamused before because seriously who does this human chick think she is. Shoo shoo, he's busy... doing nothing much but pff!]
Yeth, actually I did. It'th no oneth god damn buthinetth what I'm typing here. Theriouthly back off my bulge, chick.
[... even though that message was public. There's apparently a difference in reading it from your own relic compared to reading it on his own.]
[Action/Text]all_the_codesJanuary 4 2011, 08:16:08 UTC
[He's messing with his Relic, so the text is more of his priority then noticing Bro chilling like the coolest motherfucker under that tree there. Give him time, he'll notice you eventualllyyyy.]
who ii2 thii2?
[Dave? Wasn't that the human kid that TZ was practically drooling all over about? Ugh, what about that douchebag. Thinking he's so cool. Seriously his attitude pissed you off.]
don't even 2ay 2hiit liike that. liike ii'm friiend2 wiith that iin2ufferable priick, but iif by weiird gray friiend2 you mean a troll then ye2. ii am a troll. ii am NOT friiend2 wiith that douchebag though.
[Question was though, who was this dick? It wasn't a troll, and he didn't think it was one of the human kids. Alright time to look around for once to see who is here instead of all this surprise bullshit.]
[Wait. Was that... Huh. So the prick's wierd adult human custodian was here. Great, just what he need to deal with. Some cool kid bullshit.]
[He smirks a little and situates himself better under the tree. It's so amusing when people have no clue that you're RIGHT IN FRONT OF THEM.] you dont have much friends do you
[Action/Text]all_the_codesJanuary 5 2011, 01:08:18 UTC
ok nevermiind. no ii would not liike two know. ii'll 2ave you the fuckiing trouble.
[He's not really in the mood for guessing games right now or dealing with cool guy 'douthchebagth'. Sorry Bro. :( though with your trademark sunglasses (assuming he's wearing them aaa sorry) he did notice you when he did take a quick glance a moment ago. Unless bro like, ninja'd out of sight or something cause bro is cool like that idk. ;;]
[Talking in person though? Pffff who does that when you have a perfectly good text option right in your own hands!]
lmao WOW. how doe2 not beiing friiend2 wiith that priick mean ii don't have many friiend2. fuck you, douchebag. you don't know 2hiit about me.
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[Hearing that excruciating lisp was enough to drive the sea dweller mad! But considering the situation, it so terrible.]
[Meant he wasn't alone in this weird world--and this ridiculous outfit.]
Sol. I guess you fuckin got brought here too?
[Yeah he didn't sound happy, but would you if your-in-the-process-of-being-a-kismesis showed up? Yeah didn't think so.]
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[Hearing Eridan's voice though was not something he wanted to hear.]
Oh god, of all the trollth to be here with i--
[What the hell was Eridan wearing. Ok, so he wasn't happy that Eridan was here with him, but he had to admit that outfit was pretty damn funny. ]
What thort of outfit ith that? It lookth awful on you.
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[Though he'd rather be in that than what he was in now. Who thought these clothes were a good idea? WHO I ASK YOU WHO?]
So do you hawe any gog damn idea where the fuck we are?
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[Don't ask him! But really, what he said is true. He'd take what he got over Eridan any day.]
Nope.
[Short and to the point, as it should be for minimal interaction with this tool]
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iif you're talkiing about me then ii'd have two que2tiion iif you even bothered readiing my me22age iin the fiir2t place.
2orry that iit 2eem2 you're iincapable of ba2iic readiing 2kiil2.
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iit'2 ju2t a typiing quiirk.
See? I can type normal if I actually wanted to.
but ii don't 2o fuck off.
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Maybe you should look around before asking who the hell is here, Sollux.
[That voice would be behind you, actually.]
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Maybe, but it'th thtill the thame rethult either way. Tho I don't thee what the problem ith, KK.
[Ahah, he should have looked more first but the relic had caught his attention first!]
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You just wasted a good amount of time. That's the problem.
[Computers before physical movement... sounds about right.]
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At leatht I'm actually trying to figure thit out here. What have you done, found me?
[Hey he like, moved like a couple steps to make his relic go off from being close to the chaos gate, thats gotta count for something.]
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She was also still getting used to not being able to float around and hover behind people or things; instead, she had to take to standing just a little shy of being behind the person and peer over their shoulder, or walk around them if she was making some conversation that involved movement.
And, right now? She's peering over his shoulder and down at the Relic with a soft "hm" beneath her breath.]
Well, at least it's not that hard to understand what you're trying to write...
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Ith not a matter of 'trying' to do anything, thatth jutht how I type. Now would you thtop looking at what I'm doing it'th kinda pitthing me off.
[He doesn't even know who you are and you're all up in his business like this.]
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She looks from the Relic up to him as she steps around him, arms crossed against her chest. Sorry, but she has a horrible habit to tsuntsun at people.]
Hey now, you were the one standing around typing away. Do you really think someone wouldn't wander on up and see what you were up to?
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He's actually double the times he was unamused before because seriously who does this human chick think she is. Shoo shoo, he's busy... doing nothing much but pff!]
Yeth, actually I did. It'th no oneth god damn buthinetth what I'm typing here. Theriouthly back off my bulge, chick.
[... even though that message was public. There's apparently a difference in reading it from your own relic compared to reading it on his own.]
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[By the way, Bro happens to be sitting underneath the tree in front of you while typing.]
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who ii2 thii2?
[Dave? Wasn't that the human kid that TZ was practically drooling all over about? Ugh, what about that douchebag. Thinking he's so cool. Seriously his attitude pissed you off.]
don't even 2ay 2hiit liike that.
liike ii'm friiend2 wiith that iin2ufferable priick, but iif by weiird gray friiend2 you mean a troll then ye2.
ii am a troll.
ii am NOT friiend2 wiith that douchebag though.
[Question was though, who was this dick? It wasn't a troll, and he didn't think it was one of the human kids. Alright time to look around for once to see who is here instead of all this surprise bullshit.]
[Wait. Was that... Huh. So the prick's wierd adult human custodian was here. Great, just what he need to deal with. Some cool kid bullshit.]
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[He smirks a little and situates himself better under the tree. It's so amusing when people have no clue that you're RIGHT IN FRONT OF THEM.]
you dont have much friends
do you
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no ii would not liike two know.
ii'll 2ave you the fuckiing trouble.
[He's not really in the mood for guessing games right now or dealing with cool guy 'douthchebagth'. Sorry Bro. :( though with your trademark sunglasses (assuming he's wearing them aaa sorry) he did notice you when he did take a quick glance a moment ago. Unless bro like, ninja'd out of sight or something cause bro is cool like that idk. ;;]
[Talking in person though? Pffff who does that when you have a perfectly good text option right in your own hands!]
lmao WOW.
how doe2 not beiing friiend2 wiith that priick mean ii don't have many friiend2.
fuck you, douchebag.
you don't know 2hiit about me.
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