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[all_the_codes]

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[weredointhisman]

sup. are you one of daves weird gray friends?

[By the way, Bro happens to be sitting underneath the tree in front of you while typing.]

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[all_the_codes]

[He's messing with his Relic, so the text is more of his priority then noticing Bro chilling like the coolest motherfucker under that tree there. Give him time, he'll notice you eventualllyyyy.]

who ii2 thii2?

[Dave? Wasn't that the human kid that TZ was practically drooling all over about? Ugh, what about that douchebag. Thinking he's so cool. Seriously his attitude pissed you off.]

don't even 2ay 2hiit liike that.
liike ii'm friiend2 wiith that iin2ufferable priick, but iif by weiird gray friiend2 you mean a troll then ye2.
ii am a troll.
ii am NOT friiend2 wiith that douchebag though.

[Question was though, who was this dick? It wasn't a troll, and he didn't think it was one of the human kids. Alright time to look around for once to see who is here instead of all this surprise bullshit.]

[Wait. Was that... Huh. So the prick's wierd adult human custodian was here. Great, just what he need to deal with. Some cool kid bullshit.]

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[weredointhisman]

wouldnt you like to know.

[He smirks a little and situates himself better under the tree. It's so amusing when people have no clue that you're RIGHT IN FRONT OF THEM.]
you dont have much friends
do you

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[all_the_codes]

ok nevermiind.
no ii would not liike two know.
ii'll 2ave you the fuckiing trouble.

[He's not really in the mood for guessing games right now or dealing with cool guy 'douthchebagth'. Sorry Bro. :( though with your trademark sunglasses (assuming he's wearing them aaa sorry) he did notice you when he did take a quick glance a moment ago. Unless bro like, ninja'd out of sight or something cause bro is cool like that idk. ;;]

[Talking in person though? Pffff who does that when you have a perfectly good text option right in your own hands!]

lmao WOW.
how doe2 not beiing friiend2 wiith that priick mean ii don't have many friiend2.
fuck you, douchebag.
you don't know 2hiit about me.

[Action/Text] Messed up on HTML. ^^;

[weredointhisman]

its just youre attitude.
youre a pretty big douche yourself so i figured that you would have just as many as the little freak has.
which is 3.
that he met online.

[(Of course he's wearing his glasses. how HIGH do you have to BE to think that he wasn't?) He ninja'd into the tree behind Sollux. Just a minute ago. While Sollux was typing. So, now sitting a few feet in the tree behind Sollux, he smirks.]

Hey dumbass.

[Action/Text] Don't worry about it -heart-

[all_the_codes]

[Well Sollux was gonna reply to that, but what is this? We taking this offline? Aaaa hell naw it's on-- not really. He does put his Relic back in his pocket for now though since he doesn't need to reply anymore. (I figured with the glasses but pff! I don't want to assummmeeee <33333333)]

What do you want?

[Sollux really doesn't know why this guy is bothering talking to him really.]

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[weredointhisman]

Nothing really. Just chilling in this here tree so I figured, "hey, there's one of those gray motherfuckers let's bother him".
[He shrugs.]

[Action] Sollux is so cold to talking to people s-sob

[all_the_codes]

[What.Bro gets a pretty blank stare from that.]
Um... ok. Ithn't there anyone elthe you could go bother?

[Action] fffff It's fine. He's just a little bit of an introvert

[weredointhisman]

Not really. Unless you've seen my little bro.

[Action] The cutest moody introvert ever

[all_the_codes]

[But bro, there are so many people around. He wants to know whhhhhy why him? They're both douche's though so yeah prolly that.]

No, I haven't theen him.

[He hasn't really been looking for him either though so..]

[Action] You know it. <3

[weredointhisman]

Damn. Well if you do send him my way.

[Action] I need more deadpan icons

[all_the_codes]

Ok I don't really care, but whatever.

Re: [Action] I need more iconspace for Eridan. xD

[weredointhisman]

Well, at least tell him that Bro's here.

[Action] I wasn't gone for a week what'chu talking about

[all_the_codes]

If it will get you to thtop bothering me, then fine.

[Now if Sollux will actually keep to what he said is the question.]

[Action] how HIGH did i have to BE too even think that you were?

[weredointhisman]

It will.

Re: [Action] how HIGH did i have to BE too even think that you were?

[all_the_codes]

Alright, buthh off then.