Crack, Please!
It's been a rough week at work, and I'm anticipating yet another. Can anyone recommend their favorite crack fics to me? Funny, silly, just plain insane...I want 'em all.
Thanks!
P.S. All verses welcome.
Thanks!
P.S. All verses welcome.
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They can all be found on the Not-Porn Porn Fest master list. The crackiest (to me; YMMV) are Liquids and Plosives, Intolerance, and Knot for All the Tea in China.
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Summary: Mr Sherlock Holmes and Dr John Watson are characters created by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle; Mr Sherlock Holmes and Dr John Watson are the unfortunate sods named after them
Jim I've Been
Summary: Dr. Suess' The Great Game
Cromwell (The Skull) Comes to a Crime Scene
Summary: Lestrade turned from conferring with Anderson, saw the Freak and his tagalong approaching, and closed his eyes, mouth moving in perfect synch with a count to ten. Or a prayer to any deity who might happen to be listening, Sally couldn’t really tell which at this distance.
The Talking Skull
Summary: Sherlock uses ventriloquism to make his skull talk to John at odd times.
Jawn of the Dead
Summary:"If anybody could come back as a zombie," Lestrade said, waving his beer can at the screen in what he clearly thought was an explanatory manner, "If anybody could. You know."
"Sherlock," John agreed.
Christmas FluffSummary: Sherlock was disappointed on Monday when the assault on the corner of the wrapping paper didn't reveal a brighter color ( ... )
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In which the Yarders, Sherlock, and John play the time-honored drinking game.
The Adventures of Chunky Bear and Bumpkin Blossom By Hannelore_Grace
Sherlock and John go out to dinner for a case. Shenanigans ensue, squid is almost eaten, pianos are played, and maybe some crime will be solved if they have the time
The Adventure of the Consulting Woman By DancingGrimm
"So the plan is, you have until Saturday night to make that," he pointed at Sherlock, "look and act convincingly like a woman, so she can go and be a damsel in distress and trap a serial murderer. Have I got that right?" A crossdressing case fic.
Unexpected_Item By Ariane_DeVere
Hope you enjoy some of these.
Rairakku
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Euphemisms
A fill for a kinkmeme challenge to incorporate as many cheesy euphemisms for penis as possible in one fic.
Holmes/24 crossover
You probably should have watched some 24 episodes to appreciate this.
Sherlock Holmes with product placement
Teacakes
Watson is sick of being a Victorian and snaps.
Brett!Holmes as the Old Spice commercial guy
Fill for a kinkmeme prompt based on this clip.
BAMF!Geezer!Watson
Fill for the kinkmeme prompt: Holmes gets mocked by Scotland Yard and wibbles, in a manly way. Watson is all, FUCK YOU, BITCHES. TASTE MY CANE. But verbally.
The Sherlock Holmes Diaries
The diaries of Baker Street regulars and irregulars, chronicling the events of a week.
A slight case of gibberish
Holmes is inventing something electrical when the device malfunctions and shocks him. Watson finds him speaking with the most curious grammatical errors.
Baby Love
Mpreg, taken to its logical conclusion.
PeacockFills for the kinkmeme prompt: Randy little peacock ( ... )
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