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the sherlock kink holmes meme part vi

May 18, 2010 06:02

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24 mothergoddamn May 21 2010, 20:05:08 UTC

I've lost the prompt and indeed which meme it was actually prompted on but...

"24/Holmes Crossover"

FILL: 24 HOURS mothergoddamn May 21 2010, 20:07:46 UTC

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Re: FILL: 24 HOURS cutebutpsycho99 May 21 2010, 20:31:02 UTC

So. Where do I send the naked Swedish massage team? I'm not subtle like "Oh that was lovely, pip pip."

Nope. Hot nudist all-male Swedish massage team for you dearie.

Re: FILL: 24 HOURS mothergoddamn May 21 2010, 20:36:56 UTC

Well, I do have the most dreadful crick in my shoulder. A massage would be...sorry, someone at the door.

Hello? Hello? Oh, no one there. AHHHH! A BROWN BAG ON FIRE! I BEST STAMP ON IT.

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THERE WAS POO IN IT!

DAMN YOU DARK!WATSON! DAMN YOU!

Re: FILL: 24 HOURS cutebutpsycho99 May 21 2010, 21:50:40 UTC

GET OUT OF THE MEME! DARK!WATSON IS HERE!

Re: FILL: 24 HOURS mothergoddamn May 21 2010, 21:18:11 UTC

I AM FORWARDING THIS TO EVERYONE I KNOW, BECAUSE IT IS MADE OF PURE, UNTOUCHABLE AWESOME

Re: FILL: 24 HOURS synekdokee May 21 2010, 22:04:00 UTC

:::::::::::::D

I've never seen a single episode of 24, but it has become a sort of a meme on the 'net, hasn't it? In any case, I know enough for this to make me grin insanely :D

Btw, if you enjoy 24 parodies, check out the beginning of this Finnish satire animation. There's more at 1:45 -> :

I wish I had the energy to apply subs to what "Bauer" says when he's speaking Finnish (He had Finnish girlfriend... who died.), because it's really quite a keen parody of the show :P

Also, eventually the guy they're interrogating says that if using torture is justified by "I'll do anything to get the truth, even if I don't like it", then Bauer and the police chief should also be willing to have gay sex, if he promises to tell them where the bomb is.

Which they proceed to do. "If we're willing to kill, then by god, we must be willing to make love! KISS ME!"

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Yeah.

Re: FILL: 24 HOURS postcardmystery May 22 2010, 00:04:50 UTC

“...” Jack said.

Why do you not have a happy medium in volume? Jesus!

THIS HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY PROBLEM WITH JACK BAUER. EITHER I CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT THE FUCK HE'S SAYING OR I WANT TO DUCT TAPE HIS MOUTH TO MAKE HIM STOP. BUT THEY NEVER DUCT TAPE HIM. HE CAN'T FAIL TO REVEAL SECRETS WHILE SCREAMING IN A MANLY FASHION THAT WAY.

SO I LOVE THIS. LIKE, A LOT.

Re: FILL: 24 HOURS mothergoddamn May 22 2010, 00:09:33 UTC

"THIS HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY PROBLEM WITH JACK BAUER"

NOOO! I SPELT HIS NAME WRONG ALL THROUGH IT. RUINED! I'M RUINED

Re: FILL: 24 HOURS postcardmystery May 22 2010, 00:10:42 UTC

REALLY? I ASSUMED YOU WERE MAKING IT SORT OF NEO-VICTORIAN?

DO NOT BE DISTRESSED, I DID NOT MEAN TO CAUSE YOU DISTRESS!

Re: FILL: 24 HOURS mothergoddamn May 22 2010, 00:21:00 UTC

I TOTALLY WAS DOING THAT! HOW CLEVER OF YOU TO NOTICE.

I'M YELLING LIKE JACK BY THE WAY. DAMNIT! DO EVERYTHING FASTER! IF I YELL THAT IT MAKES TIME SPEED UP.

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Re: FILL: 24 HOURS postcardmystery May 22 2010, 00:25:45 UTC

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Re: FILL: 24 HOURS postcardmystery May 22 2010, 00:28:14 UTC

ALSO I THINK YOU MISSED OUT THE PART WHERE BAMF!WATSON BEATS THE SHIT OUT OF JACK BAUER FOR BEING SUCH A FUCKING DRAMA QUEEN ALL THE TIME.

Re: FILL: 24 HOURS mothergoddamn May 22 2010, 00:33:11 UTC

I HATE CHLOE'S CONSTANT "HE'S MY FRIEND" CLAIMS. HOW IS HE IN ANY WAY PLEASANT TO BE AROUND? CAN YOU IMAGINE GOING TO THE CINEMA, SHARING A BEER OR PLAYING SCRABBLE WITH HIM? REALLY? ALSO HE HAS A DEATH PENIS THAT'S WORSE THAN SAYID'S IN LOST. TOUCH IT YOU'RE DOOOOOMED.

Re: FILL: 24 HOURS wave_of_sorrow May 22 2010, 02:01:10 UTC

AHAHAHAHAHA LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY. CANNOT BREATHE. FACE HURTS. I LOVE YOU WOMAN!

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