Crack, Please!

[numberthescars]

It's been a rough week at work, and I'm anticipating yet another. Can anyone recommend their favorite crack fics to me? Funny, silly, just plain insane...I want 'em all.

Thanks!

P.S. All verses welcome.

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[le_froufrou]

These are book or movie verse, except where noted otherwise:

Euphemisms
A fill for a kinkmeme challenge to incorporate as many cheesy euphemisms for penis as possible in one fic.

Holmes/24 crossover
You probably should have watched some 24 episodes to appreciate this.

Sherlock Holmes with product placement

Teacakes
Watson is sick of being a Victorian and snaps.

Brett!Holmes as the Old Spice commercial guy
Fill for a kinkmeme prompt based on this clip.

BAMF!Geezer!Watson
Fill for the kinkmeme prompt: Holmes gets mocked by Scotland Yard and wibbles, in a manly way. Watson is all, FUCK YOU, BITCHES. TASTE MY CANE. But verbally.

The Sherlock Holmes Diaries
The diaries of Baker Street regulars and irregulars, chronicling the events of a week.

A slight case of gibberish
Holmes is inventing something electrical when the device malfunctions and shocks him. Watson finds him speaking with the most curious grammatical errors.

Baby Love
Mpreg, taken to its logical conclusion.

Peacock
Fills for the kinkmeme prompt: Randy little peacock sherlock spreading his tailfeathers out for his plain little peahen john. (also BBC!verse)

Lestrade becomes a nudist

Me gusta mucho
Holmes tries to make the Me Gusta face. He succeeds.

Holmes/Watson from the eyes of Inspector Lestrade
A very literal fill for a kinkmeme prompt. (BBC!verse)