WART 53: Completely Unintentional!

[nopower_overme]

*masculine voice, American in accent, is picked up mid-conversation* ... so it has to either be Maui or Oahu. But let's just listen to that song I was telling you about with all the island names in it. *goes to rummage for it* Okay, found it. *goes to play song, has no idea they are broadcasting*

Beach Boys, "Kokomo" [lyrics*a clear female voice

Comments

[amiable_amy]

I think this rendition of Two Magicians might be in order.

[wolfram_jyari]

I am dedicating You're the Reason I'm Leaving by Franz Ferdinand to Shibuya Yuuri! It is a Franz Ferdinand break-up song, and I will continue to dedicate Franz Ferdinand break-up songs until Yuuri plays a decent, romantic song back to me!

If pushed, I will use Fall Out Boy. They're not nearly as melodic, and all of their songs are about their terrible girlfriends. I think. It's difficult to know what they're singing about...

Do you hear me, Yuuri!?

[bowchickamaou]

A song about leaving! Does that mean you're moving out? Or at least sleeping in your own bed?

[wolfram_jyari]

Must I describe to you the difference between songs and reality again? Proper Maous aren't so literal! Soulless cheater.

What, want me to vacate the bed so some bongo-chested Gryffindor can crawl in beside you!? I am to protect you from all things, Yuuri, and that includes chlamydia!

[bowchickamaou]

Who's Chlamydia? Is that another Gryffindor? Is this part of your "Hufflepuffs help Hufflepuffs!" thing? I think we can have friends who aren't Hufflepuffs.

*wanders into WART studio*

[prince_yero]

*had intended to floo in and request a song after asking someone in the Gryffindor common room how that worked, but with no one in the studio, decides to come and play the song himself.

*does not know any of the songs to choose one, or how to use the equipment - the first he is not concerned about, but the second he is*

*tap taps the microphone*

Could someone explain how to work this equipment?

*Floos*

[theuncyclopedia]

*is bored, in denial about wanting to see Wiki in the mood for music and always eager to share his knowledge*

I might be of assistance to you.

Re: *Floos*

[prince_yero]

*peers into the fireplace*

You know how to use this equipment? Can you come through the fireplace? *is not sure how that aspect works*

*Floos into studio*

[theuncyclopedia]

Yes, one moment.

*withdraws to cancel connection and floo through properly*

Uncyclopedia at your service. *smiles* Though 'Unc' is both easier and preferable.