*masculine voice, American in accent, is picked up mid-conversation* ... so it has to either be Maui or Oahu. But let's just listen to that song I was telling you about with all the island names in it. *goes to rummage for it* Okay, found it. *goes to play song, has no idea they are broadcasting*
Beach Boys,
"Kokomo" [
lyrics*a clear female voice
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*does not know any of the songs to choose one, or how to use the equipment - the first he is not concerned about, but the second he is*
*tap taps the microphone*
Could someone explain how to work this equipment?
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I might be of assistance to you.
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You know how to use this equipment? Can you come through the fireplace? *is not sure how that aspect works*
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*withdraws to cancel connection and floo through properly*
Uncyclopedia at your service. *smiles* Though 'Unc' is both easier and preferable.
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Fiyero Tiggular, Prince of the Arjikis.
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It is an honor to meet you, Prince Fiyero Tiggular of the Arjikis.
*does not have any knowledge of this man or the Arjikis, so much like with Domino, he is intrigued and withdraws his small recording device from nowhere to record everything Fiyero might say - of course, as is the nature of Unc and all things Unc-related, it will automatically convert any information into nonsense his unique style*
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Just 'Fiyero' is fine, the nomenclature unnecessary. I may be a prince in name, but not in practice.
*eyes the device*
What is that?
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Research tool, it records so I can add to my knowledge. That is my purpose here, to gain as much knowledge as I can and go share it with others. Information is power, after all.
*thinks of Wiki for a moment, then denies to himself he did*
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How much do you know?
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More than most can even imagine.
**Not more than Wiki though, woe*
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Do you know anything about Elphaba Thropp?
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Elphaba Thropp is Camp Fuck You Die's resident green witch, better known as the Wicked Witch of the West. She avoids the lake and the onsen, will take care of any animal that crosses her path (provided it's not trying to do anything... strange...), and is not often cheerful. Oh, and she blames herself for everything, except for the things that are Riddle's fault. Leader of Shinigami Division #WTF.
She a tendency to break into song at the slightest provocation, and likes cuddles and giving away hamsters (but not to Rikuou because he wants to eat them. Meanie.) She has become one of Gwendal's many fiancees due to a strange Mazoku courtship ritual that involves the dropping of salad on one's keyboard.
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*tries to keep smiling - after all, he is always happy - but fails and slumps into a chair near the console, head in his hand*
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I am sorry I could not give you more and that I have upset you. I could tell you of other things... perhaps show you how to work the equipment?
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No need to apologize, it just leaves me... at a loss. Finding her was my purpose here.
*looks up and smiles slightly*
Yes, thank you.
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Then you will simply need a new purpose, yes? This is a school of magic, full of knowledge and that can help you find a way, help you even forget for a time.
*'unless, of course, the person you want to forget follows you'*
You could learn anything you want here *gestures* starting with this equipment.
*begins to demonstrate the equipment, cracky added information in contrast to his skill with the technology*
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