WART 53: Completely Unintentional!

[nopower_overme]

*masculine voice, American in accent, is picked up mid-conversation* ... so it has to either be Maui or Oahu. But let's just listen to that song I was telling you about with all the island names in it. *goes to rummage for it* Okay, found it. *goes to play song, has no idea they are broadcasting*

Beach Boys, "Kokomo" [lyrics*a clear female voice

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*wanders into WART studio*

[prince_yero]

*had intended to floo in and request a song after asking someone in the Gryffindor common room how that worked, but with no one in the studio, decides to come and play the song himself.

*does not know any of the songs to choose one, or how to use the equipment - the first he is not concerned about, but the second he is*

*tap taps the microphone*

Could someone explain how to work this equipment?

*Floos*

[theuncyclopedia]

*is bored, in denial about wanting to see Wiki in the mood for music and always eager to share his knowledge*

I might be of assistance to you.

Re: *Floos*

[prince_yero]

*peers into the fireplace*

You know how to use this equipment? Can you come through the fireplace? *is not sure how that aspect works*

*Floos into studio*

[theuncyclopedia]

Yes, one moment.

*withdraws to cancel connection and floo through properly*

Uncyclopedia at your service. *smiles* Though 'Unc' is both easier and preferable.

Re: *Floos into studio*

[prince_yero]

*smiles and extends his hand*

Fiyero Tiggular, Prince of the Arjikis.

[theuncyclopedia]

*rather than take his hand, he bows with a flourish of the pimp cane, because that has style!*

It is an honor to meet you, Prince Fiyero Tiggular of the Arjikis.

*does not have any knowledge of this man or the Arjikis, so much like with Domino, he is intrigued and withdraws his small recording device from nowhere to record everything Fiyero might say - of course, as is the nature of Unc and all things Unc-related, it will automatically convert any information into nonsense his unique style*

[prince_yero]

*waves off the bow, laughing slightly*

Just 'Fiyero' is fine, the nomenclature unnecessary. I may be a prince in name, but not in practice.

*eyes the device*

What is that?

[theuncyclopedia]

*holds it up and moves closer, so Fiyero can see it*

Research tool, it records so I can add to my knowledge. That is my purpose here, to gain as much knowledge as I can and go share it with others. Information is power, after all.

*thinks of Wiki for a moment, then denies to himself he did*

[prince_yero]

*examines it with interest, then pauses, looking at Unc curiously - perhaps if he knows a great deal, he might know about Elphaba*

How much do you know?

[theuncyclopedia]

*smiles, looking wise*

More than most can even imagine.

**Not more than Wiki though, woe*

[prince_yero]

*perks*

Do you know anything about Elphaba Thropp?

[theuncyclopedia]

*smiles* Yes, I do.

Elphaba Thropp is Camp Fuck You Die's resident green witch, better known as the Wicked Witch of the West. She avoids the lake and the onsen, will take care of any animal that crosses her path (provided it's not trying to do anything... strange...), and is not often cheerful. Oh, and she blames herself for everything, except for the things that are Riddle's fault. Leader of Shinigami Division #WTF.

She a tendency to break into song at the slightest provocation, and likes cuddles and giving away hamsters (but not to Rikuou because he wants to eat them. Meanie.) She has become one of Gwendal's many fiancees due to a strange Mazoku courtship ritual that involves the dropping of salad on one's keyboard.

[prince_yero]

*has absolutely no idea how to deal with this - his first reaction is anger at the Wicked Witch title and the spread of the water rumor, but that is set aside at the revelation she is engaged to another person... apparently part of some harem of fiances!*

*tries to keep smiling - after all, he is always happy - but fails and slumps into a chair near the console, head in his hand*

[theuncyclopedia]

*truly dislikes when his obligation to telling The Truth upsets people, so goes to Fiyero's side and places a hand on his shoulder*

I am sorry I could not give you more and that I have upset you. I could tell you of other things... perhaps show you how to work the equipment?

[prince_yero]

*shakes head*

No need to apologize, it just leaves me... at a loss. Finding her was my purpose here.

*looks up and smiles slightly*

Yes, thank you.

[theuncyclopedia]

*pats his shoulder*

Then you will simply need a new purpose, yes? This is a school of magic, full of knowledge and that can help you find a way, help you even forget for a time.

*'unless, of course, the person you want to forget follows you'*

You could learn anything you want here *gestures* starting with this equipment.

*begins to demonstrate the equipment, cracky added information in contrast to his skill with the technology*