Ryuuji: Welcome, one and all, to the first ever themed edition of WART! Stephen and I are going to your hosts for tonight, and we've decided to make the show revolve around Potions and Evil Clowns -- or more specifically, the repelling and hunting down of Evil Clowns. First, before you do anything, get your shot glasses out and make some Evil Clown
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So, if you use deer hooves in your jelly, the evil clowns will come after you.
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So come, toast to our efforts to repel Evil Clowns!
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As long as your Evil Clown Repellants are ungulate free, I am glad to make a toast to the cause. Cheers, mate!
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Also, a small note of musical correction - "Mrs. Robinson" was performed by Simon and Garfunkel, not the Beatles.
And do you have any Evil Clown Repellent left? I rather like the blue kind.
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Of course I'll go hunting with you! And there's an Evil Clown in Bitchiwitch, and we recently squibbed an Evil Clown, so we can use their belongings for hunting. And I know magic that's specifically designed for hunting, so it'll be awesome.
And Sara told me that. But I can't go back in time and change what I said, so it's stuck like that, but thank you for correcting me anyway! I need to be less drunk in order to read labels properly.
*picks up the mostly untouched tray of blueberry Jello shots and slides it over to the Floo where Lupin is* Help yourself to as many as you like! Sing a little too, to entertain our listeners!
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Excellent - Evil Clown possessions will make them much easier to hunt down. I'm a little concerned about whether or not Evil Clowns taste nasty, though. Do you have any idea about how they taste?
And I certainly shall accept your kind offer of Evil Clown Repellent Blue, but I think I'll spare you my singing. It's not very pleasant.
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*hopefully* In the Forbidden Forest?
You didn't tell me, Moony! Were you saving it as a last-minute surprise for Prongs and me? I was worrying a bit about whether you had enough space for the both of us in your personal quarters, but if you're going to be out roaming under the full moon, then we needn't worry about that, yeah?
I'll CERTAINLY drink to that! Pass me a whole rainbow of the Evil Clown Repellant, mates!
*can barely contain his joy*
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You know, you really should mention that it works best if the Jell-O is the sugar-free kind, because you can up the alcohol conten -
*long pause*
Ryuuji, what the hell happened to your hair, if you're sober enough to tell me?
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*pauses to take a breath, tugs on tie and undoes it, dropping it to the ground carelessly* And I'm really, really drunk right now, so I feel hyped up, so I'm not being mellow anyway and I might as well at least let my eyes go back to green, don'tcha think ( ... )
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. . . . . . . Okaaaaay.
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I think that I'll change back to normal just for now because my mood doesn't suit my look at all!
*tosses head, makes hair grow out, changes it to black and takes the glamor off to return to normal, but still only dressed in a pair of soft black trousers and sneakers*
There! Better!
*grins at Nightwing impishly* And how are you?
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KIRA! *happyhappy!*
You're here too! Did you like the sweets? Is Seto with you now? Do you want me to come over later? Do you have any requests to play? Would you like some Evil Clown Repellent?
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'course I'm happy! Happy is a good thing to be! Because when you're happy, you feel good, and then you act nicely towards other people and they like you more, and that makes you even happier. And the world is a cruel, cruel place and it'll take everyone away from you if you let it so the only choice you have is to laugh and be happy just to show that it can't hurt you, and it sounds weird to be happy to spite the world but it works and Evil Clown Repellent is the Best. Thing. EVER.
*blinks at Kira, eyes wide with concern, slightly hazy due to alcohol* Kira-doll-pretty, are you okay? Do you need me to tell you a bedtime story?
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Cue a pleased grin.
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