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spiritoferos in hogwarts_hocus

WART Seventeen.

May 13, 2006 20:25

Welcome, little mortals, to WART Seventeen! I, Eros, the ever-lovely god of love, sex and beauty, will be your host for tonight. Of course, since you silly little things can’t handle your own love lives properly, there are a lot of unhappy love songs scheduled. I could fix things for you of course, but why should I let you lot be happy when my wife ( Read more... )

theseus, johnny c, richard grayson, ninth doctor, gogo yubari, susan sto helit, aphrodite, psyche, terry mcginnis, eros, radio

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waste_lock May 14 2006, 00:19:43 UTC

((not attempting to disguise his voice at all))

FUCK YOU.

It wasn't cheating, I was drugged at the time... um. Fuck.

And it's just proof of your utter incompetence at and cluelessness of what you're supposed to be the god of that you think I don't appreciate Devi. No wonder you're boo hoo hooing into your Ambrosia For One.

spiritoferos May 14 2006, 00:23:55 UTC

You shouldn't be sleeping with everyone else, then! Really, little mortal, how much time do you spend with her in comparison to everyone else? That leg of your table is very unsturdy.

waste_lock May 14 2006, 00:34:49 UTC

"Everyone", of course, being an amount I could count on the fingers of one hand and still have enough left to STAB SOME ASSHOLE TO DEATH WITH.

And there are fucking reasons why I haven't spent more time with her, but as a god, you should have a fucking INKLING about that sort of thing.

spiritoferos May 14 2006, 00:35:45 UTC

Excuses, excuses.

Killing, torturing and playing with a little devil pet should not be more important than spending time with the one you love.

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anonymous May 14 2006, 00:20:34 UTC

*floos in*

Forever isn't impossible...

spiritoferos May 14 2006, 00:23:12 UTC

Is too.

anonymous May 14 2006, 00:55:31 UTC

No, it's really not. It just takes willingness and understanding.

spiritoferos May 14 2006, 01:03:28 UTC

And people NOT QUESTIONING if they're made for each other!

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oth_peyton May 14 2006, 00:33:55 UTC

Everybody leaves one day. Why allow yourself to fall?

spiritoferos May 14 2006, 00:36:22 UTC

I'm the god of love. It's hard not to love.

oth_peyton May 14 2006, 00:37:30 UTC

But as the God of love you must see how it always ends up. Someone always leaves, in some way or another.

spiritoferos May 14 2006, 00:49:30 UTC

I know! Even Psyche and myself couldn't make it because she doubted me. TWICE.

First she thought I was some monster and was going to kill me, and NOW she doesn't think we're soulmates!

Mortals are so faithless.

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anonymous May 14 2006, 00:44:35 UTC

Funny you should have played that cover of "Lovesong." I seem to remember the original of the same song being played on WART a few days prior. Have you been too busy moping to notice that not everyone at this school is as unhappy in love as you?

spiritoferos May 14 2006, 00:46:42 UTC

Oh, I know some little mortals are happy.

And if they want it to stay that way, they should stay out of my way.

As for the song, I wasn't here. Too busy ruining marriages off in Khakistan.

Anonymous Floo anonymous May 14 2006, 01:04:08 UTC

Erm...Eros? Listen, mate...I normally wouldn't do this kind of thing--you know, call in on a radio show...but...I--you're just the kind of person...or god...or whatever you are...that I need to talk to.

Let me cut to the chase.

My question is, how do you know if you're in love?

Re: Anonymous Floo spiritoferos May 14 2006, 01:05:40 UTC

You get your heart broken and THEN you know.

Re: Anonymous Floo anonymous May 14 2006, 01:09:50 UTC

But wouldn't it be too late then?

Re: Anonymous Floo spiritoferos May 14 2006, 01:13:48 UTC

Too late for what? Jealous murder is always an option. It's never too late to kill in the name of love.

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