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WART Seventeen.

May 13, 2006 20:25

Welcome, little mortals, to WART Seventeen! I, Eros, the ever-lovely god of love, sex and beauty, will be your host for tonight. Of course, since you silly little things can’t handle your own love lives properly, there are a lot of unhappy love songs scheduled. I could fix things for you of course, but why should I let you lot be happy when my wife ( Read more... )

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Anonymous Floo anonymous May 14 2006, 01:04:08 UTC

Erm...Eros? Listen, mate...I normally wouldn't do this kind of thing--you know, call in on a radio show...but...I--you're just the kind of person...or god...or whatever you are...that I need to talk to.

Let me cut to the chase.

My question is, how do you know if you're in love?

Re: Anonymous Floo spiritoferos May 14 2006, 01:05:40 UTC

You get your heart broken and THEN you know.

Re: Anonymous Floo anonymous May 14 2006, 01:09:50 UTC

But wouldn't it be too late then?

Re: Anonymous Floo spiritoferos May 14 2006, 01:13:48 UTC

Too late for what? Jealous murder is always an option. It's never too late to kill in the name of love.

Re: Anonymous Floo anonymous May 14 2006, 01:19:06 UTC

No, no. I could never kill--

Look, that's not what it's about. It's not about him--er, the person in question being with anyone else. It's more that...

Look, the person in question is a really good friend, right? But then someone suggest--or, rather, the thought crossed my mind that I might be in love with the person. And now I'm all confused. I've never been in love. So how do I work out whether my feelings are love or what I thought they were before the person suggest--I mean, before the thought crossed my mind...which was more of a friendly love (with certain benefits) sort of thing?

Re: Anonymous Floo spiritoferos May 14 2006, 01:47:26 UTC

I think you should go to bed with them, then see how jealous you get when they sleep with someone else.

Re: Anonymous Floo anonymous May 14 2006, 01:51:37 UTC

Wouldn't a threesome solve the jealousy problem, though?

Re: Anonymous Floo spiritoferos May 14 2006, 01:52:53 UTC

Unless you found yourself wanting to possess them exclusively.

Are you poly?

Re: Anonymous Floo anonymous May 14 2006, 02:03:40 UTC

I definitely want to possess him. It's been such a long time....

Poly? Is that a certain kind of magical creature? No, I'm an Ani--uh...anonymous flooer....

Re: Anonymous Floo spiritoferos May 14 2006, 02:12:21 UTC

Poly is short for polyamorous. Do you believe in having relationships with multiple people at once?

Re: Anonymous Floo anonymous May 14 2006, 02:13:39 UTC

I guess that depends what you mean by relationships. I have sex with a lot of people in various groupings of two and higher.

Re: Anonymous Floo spiritoferos May 14 2006, 02:18:41 UTC

Well, how do you feel about this friend of yours? What do you want from him?

Re: Anonymous Floo anonymous May 14 2006, 02:32:32 UTC

I...Well, I definitely want to continue having sex with him, on at least an occasional basis.

Other than that...I mean, he's my closest friend, and I know we...well, this may not sound very manly, but I know we love each other, so I don't think I'd want to change anything there.

But definitely more sex.

Re: Anonymous Floo spiritoferos May 14 2006, 03:10:56 UTC

Sounds more like friends-with-benefits tan anything else, then!

Re: Anonymous Floo anonymous May 14 2006, 03:13:48 UTC

Yeah?

Thanks, mate. I hope you're right...I think....

Re: Anonymous Floo spiritoferos May 14 2006, 03:26:53 UTC

Good luck with it ♥

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