(now that Frank-the-goat pages aren't constantly coming up) Duck Waffle Party

[ugly_old_hat]

It was an odd sort of event to which the Hat invited the entire school. Having seen the after-show broadcasts Survivor put on, with faux tribal council and everyone looking plumper and cosmeticized, the Sorting Hat had planned to hold a similar post-finale show for Hat Shore. Unfortunately, the Sorting Hat's nemesis had rendered all plans for a

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[i_am_harkonnen]

((Because I never did get a chance for the Baron to observe/comment on Hat Shore, or for Lucius Malfoy to send angry letters to the producers and the Hat. Here seems as good of place as any!))

The Baron Vladimir Harkonnen was both irritated and relieved upon receiving the Sorting Hat's note. As he and Lord Valentine Wolfe had received producer credits for Hat Shore, Vladimir had been attempting to figure out something to do with this- namely, attempting to figure out if there was a Wizarding entertainment outlet that would purchase the rights to broadcast Hat Shore. The problem with this idea was that. . .Hat Shore had been awful. Up until the terrorbear attack, Vladimir was convinced that the thing had been a trainwreck- that the Hat had demanded a 'family friendly' program likely played into this. Starscream, the giant robotic cameraman, had ensured an utter lack of hanky-panky by dousing anything that came close with some sort of robot-fluid. Which was just not very sexy. And as the no-kill spell meant that altercations could only