[application] Finland, Scandinavia and the World

[perkeleperkele]

(OOC: Never let it be said that I don't like a challenge)

Well, he had been dozing in his comfy chair. At least he still had his bottle of beer and his knife

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[miranda_bnewski]

Miranda looked at the strange hat for a few moments. He looked vaguely vagrant-ish, but she asked anyway. "Any questions?"

[perkeleperkele]

Finland looked at Miranda while chugging the rest of the beer.

"Beer?" he grumbled, asking where he can get more.

[miranda_bnewski]

"I believe you want Slytheryn's Little Green Apple for that. Maybe I'll vote you in." This guy didn't seem the type to answer complicated questions about personality.

[perkeleperkele]

Finland nodded. He did seem the type to just hang out at the bar constantly.

Not that he would, but still.

[capt_jim_kirk]

Jim gaped a bit at the new person in the Sorting room. It was quite possibly one of Maddie's mass murderers.

[perkeleperkele]

Finland narrowed his eyes. He didn't like how this person was looking at him.

When he didn't look away, Finland raised his knife.

[capt_jim_kirk]

"That's... really not necessary. I was just noticing your, ah, interesting method of answering questions."

[perkeleperkele]

"Hmph," Finland said as he lowered his knife. He went to the chair and slouched in it, idly stabbing the armrest with the knife.

[sincethe900s]

Holy Roman Empire knew Finland, vaguely. He was that guy who was stuck living in Sweden's house--probably against his will, because who would want to live with Sweden, and so Holy Roman Empire wasn't going to hold that against him. Still, he could have sworn that Finland looked a bit... different.

Recalling that immediately accusing people of impersonating nations hadn't gone over well in the past, he tried for a bit more subtlety this time around. "Finland isn't exactly a common name. I don't suppose you were named after the country?"

[perkeleperkele]

Finland looked at the kid like he was stupid. Shaking his head, he took a gulp of beer before saying "I am Finland."

Yes, he can talk. He just doesn't like to.

[sincethe900s]

Holy Roman Empire was still a bit skeptical. But if the other nations at Hogwarts had come from his future, then it couldn't be that unlikely that Finland no longer matched the way Holy Roman Empire remembered him. He nodded. "I think maybe you've changed a bit since I saw you last. Which year are you from?"

[perkeleperkele]

Finland still stared at the kid. Hmph. Kid's saying he knows him?

"Who the hell are you?"

[best_guitarist]

Skwisgaar sauntered through the sorting room carrying his ever present guitar, and paused his playing long enough to pick up a copy of Finland's application and glance over it. He raised an eyebrow at the answer to the Ravenclaw question, then looked at Finland.

"I thought that's whats yous already do. Fuck Sverige."

Sweden had mentioned his wife being Finland, anyway, who may or may not also be a man, he couldn't really remember. It wasn't as though Skwisgaar cared if a dude was shacking up with another dude, for obvious reasons -- he roomed with Toki, and it was pretty much an open secret that Dethklok's frontman and manager were also together. These circumstances were certainly one way to become thoroughly desensitised to gayness.

[perkeleperkele]

While for the purposes of sanity the mun decided that SatW!countries and Hetalia!countries were alternate universes, this Finland DID actually sleep with Sweden once. And promptly tried to kill him afterward. If only his sister hadn't interrupted, or had a crush on Sweden.

But to be fair, Finland sleeps with Sister Sweden often too. And by sleep, I mean gets tied up, dominated, and pegged.

Either way, that would be enough to piss Finland off, cause what he did with the Sweden siblings was none of this guy's damn business, but (and this the mun just made up) his world had a Dethklok too.

And he was pissed off about what happened the last time Dethklok went to Finland.

Glaring at Skwisgaar enough to kill kittens, he raised his knife.

[best_guitarist]

((Nate-mun wants to know if Nathan can show up to knock Finland out from behind, either before or after Skwisgaar gets knifed?))

Skwisgaar was of course completely unaware of Finland's motives, since as far as he was concerned, Dethklok had made up for the minor little troll incident. And as Finland's silence had left him to draw his own conclusions... those conclusions were bound to be hilariously inaccurate.

"Hey, don'ts looks at me likes dat," he said, sounding just a little nervous as he took an uncertain step back. Finland was acting a lot like the murderously jealous boyfriends and husbands Skwisgaar had been grateful the Klokateers were around to deal with. But there were no Klokateers at Hogwarts, so he was on his own this time. "I've never dones anything with Sverige, haven'ts even wanted to! Woulds be weird anysway, since I'ms... froms... him. He ams all yours."

[perkeleperkele]

[[OOC: By all means! It will be funny. Probably before, I'll try to keep it ambiguous.]]

Oh, it's on.

Finland rushed for Skwisgaar.

[g4llows_c]

Things were quiet over in Terezi's corner of the sorting room, so she decided to wander over and find out who else was fighting their way through the process. Finding her fellow applicant, she sniffed appreciably.

"You smell like blueberries," she announced with a smirk.

[perkeleperkele]

Finland looked at the strange...thing. Heh, kind of awesome to look at, at least, but nothing he was interested in at the moment.

He just raised an eyebrow and took a swig.

[g4llows_c]

So that was how he was going to play it. Silent, vaguely unsettling staring. At least, that's what Terezi assumed he was doing; the blue and green she could smell certainly wasn't moving around much. "A real charmer, aren't you?"

[perkeleperkele]

Finland rolled his eyes. He did not need to charm.