[application] Finland, Scandinavia and the World

[perkeleperkele]

(OOC: Never let it be said that I don't like a challenge)

Well, he had been dozing in his comfy chair. At least he still had his bottle of beer and his knife

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[best_guitarist]

Skwisgaar sauntered through the sorting room carrying his ever present guitar, and paused his playing long enough to pick up a copy of Finland's application and glance over it. He raised an eyebrow at the answer to the Ravenclaw question, then looked at Finland.

"I thought that's whats yous already do. Fuck Sverige."

Sweden had mentioned his wife being Finland, anyway, who may or may not also be a man, he couldn't really remember. It wasn't as though Skwisgaar cared if a dude was shacking up with another dude, for obvious reasons -- he roomed with Toki, and it was pretty much an open secret that Dethklok's frontman and manager were also together. These circumstances were certainly one way to become thoroughly desensitised to gayness.

[perkeleperkele]

While for the purposes of sanity the mun decided that SatW!countries and Hetalia!countries were alternate universes, this Finland DID actually sleep with Sweden once. And promptly tried to kill him afterward. If only his sister hadn't interrupted, or had a crush on Sweden.

But to be fair, Finland sleeps with Sister Sweden often too. And by sleep, I mean gets tied up, dominated, and pegged.

Either way, that would be enough to piss Finland off, cause what he did with the Sweden siblings was none of this guy's damn business, but (and this the mun just made up) his world had a Dethklok too.

And he was pissed off about what happened the last time Dethklok went to Finland.

Glaring at Skwisgaar enough to kill kittens, he raised his knife.

[best_guitarist]

((Nate-mun wants to know if Nathan can show up to knock Finland out from behind, either before or after Skwisgaar gets knifed?))

Skwisgaar was of course completely unaware of Finland's motives, since as far as he was concerned, Dethklok had made up for the minor little troll incident. And as Finland's silence had left him to draw his own conclusions... those conclusions were bound to be hilariously inaccurate.

"Hey, don'ts looks at me likes dat," he said, sounding just a little nervous as he took an uncertain step back. Finland was acting a lot like the murderously jealous boyfriends and husbands Skwisgaar had been grateful the Klokateers were around to deal with. But there were no Klokateers at Hogwarts, so he was on his own this time. "I've never dones anything with Sverige, haven'ts even wanted to! Woulds be weird anysway, since I'ms... froms... him. He ams all yours."

[perkeleperkele]

[[OOC: By all means! It will be funny. Probably before, I'll try to keep it ambiguous.]]

Oh, it's on.

Finland rushed for Skwisgaar.

[needsanewliver]

Pickles and Nathan both were in the mood for a trip back to Mordhaus for a hookers and ice cream meeting, which these days consisted of hookers for Pickles and ice cream for the others (and soy substitutes for Skwisgaar), and so they'd gone in search of the rest of Dethklok. Toki was easy, they'd found him building a model in the room he and Skwisgaar shared, though the Swede was nowhere in sight. Nathan went to look for him.

It didn't take long, thankfully. Before he could bellow at Skwisgaar to move his ass and come to the meeting, some scruffy dude was charging him with a knife. Nathan just stared blankly for a moment, then nonchalantly stepped up behind Scruffy and shattered his partly-full beer bottle against the back of the guy's head.

Hey, Dethklok could beat the living shit out of each other, and that was totally cool. No one else was allowed to. Besides, the very last thing they needed was Toki thinking Skwisgaar was dying, yet again, and going on an insane quest for revenge that would probably entail literally destroying

[perkeleperkele]

And so Finland went down. Because this is funny.

When he wakes up, he's going to hate Dethklok even more.

[needsanewliver]

Aww, but Dethklok wrote the awesome troll song for Finland.

Nathan had held onto the broken neck of the bottle, just in case Scruffy decided he wanted more. He dropped it once the guy looked to be out for the count.

"Hookers and ice cream meeting," Nathan said to Skwisgaar, giving him a cursory once-over to make sure he wasn't bleeding, "everybody's going, come on." He carelessly walked on Finland's prone form and headed for the door. "What was that about?" he asked, glancing over his shoulder at Skwisgaar.

Vote: Bitchiwitch withs the raptor guy

[best_guitarist]

Skwisgaar looked vaguely surprised when Nathan appeared and knocked Finland out. It didn't seem to register with him that he'd just been in very real peril of being mutilated or worse by a disgruntled person-country, so it probably wouldn't even occur to him to mention it to Toki until a few days later. When they'd then be busy with the dragonride, and luckily Toki wouldn't be able to do anything too crazy, if he did indeed even get upset about the near-knifing.

"Ja, sure," Skwisgaar replied, tossing his copy of the application aside. He shifted his guitar and stared to play again as he followed Nathan out, saying, "Nos idea. Thats guy's Finland, so probably ams just crazies possessive of Sverige..."

He figured Toki's raptor pal in Bitchiwitch could use someone to play with. And he couldn't completely hold Finland at fault, as he was still under the mistaken impression that Finland was just so in love with Sweden that it made him quite insane. He understood that feeling very well. Love was brutal like that.