[Closed RP: Skwisgaar, Toki, Shoggies -- Jasper, Vladimir later]

[best_guitarist]

((Plus Nidhögg, if he wants to pal around at all. Continued from this thread, and very obviously NSFW since it's going to be full of Sharkgaar porn and gore and wrongness. Especially once Vladimir is involved. :P))

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[best_guitarist]

Skwisgaar did have supernatural strength as a merman, so a five-ton monolith-baseball-bat (in miniature) might work; it just wouldn't look quite as cool as big pointy things he could zap people with, or impale them on. But at least the Shoggies could help design a metal-looking stone base for his aquarium, and maybe the decorative rock formations inside of it -- something only Toki might come up with, since he'd actually kept fish before with an especially apt shark poster on the wall, and merman tank interior design wouldn't occur to Skwisgaar beyond maybe wanting a shark-bed in it. And of course some kind of filtration system, so he wouldn't be swimming around in his own waste.

"Ja, you should gets some too," he replied, probably only warming to the idea because Toki had added the condition that his trident wouldn't be quite as awesome. Skwisgaar was easy to please and even manipulate to some extent, when one knew just the right way to stroke his ego. "Yous figures out how to breathes de waters and we gets tridents and goes and

[i_am_harkonnen]

"Fuck!" he bellowed- despite the Baron's usual eloquence, Skwisgaar launching himself at Jasper's face was the sort of disaster which could only be expressed by a single loud profanity. He hadn't noticed Jasper's glance at Toki, and even if he had, he'd have been perplexed as to what would cause such a viscous reaction- his swift motion and sudden fury was indeed marvelous, but, the fact that his teeth were attached to Jasper's lovely face was not. They were both in the bath before he could make a move, and Toki's sudden wailing added to the chaos as the Baron slammed on his suspensor controls and rose above the bath waters, which were already churning where he sat despite the bath's size.

"Stops it! Stops it, both of yous! Don't kills each other! Don't hurts Skwisgaar!" Toki wailed, frozen near the entrance to the bath, as unsure of what to do as the Baron. The Baron actually knew what he wanted to do, but, unfortunately he'd left his maula pistol in the bedroom- he hadn't anticipated needing it, and submerging the thing would

[best_guitarist]

Skwisgaar would have been able to properly enjoy the Baron's impressive corpulence the way he had before, if not for being distracted with trying to rip Jasper apart

[j_whitlock]

Pfff typo.

Well. That had certainly killed the mood, hadn't it?

"I'm fine," he said quietly, his shoulders slumping a little, and he didn't look up. Fine, and just very embarrassed. His injuries didn't even hurt once they'd healed. "Sorry," he repeated, and this time it was mostly directed at Vladimir. "I should have realised..." Reading emotions was what he did, he of all people should have known what was happening and been able to prevent it before it got that out of hand. Bad shit was always happening because of him, and getting attacked was really his own fault this time. He could hear the musicians' conversation easily due to his heightened senses, and it made him anxious-even if Toki left, he really wasn't comfortable leaving Vladimir alone with Skwisgaar, not with how volatile he clearly was. Vladimir didn't possess stony skin and wouldn't instantly heal from any grievous injuries. Nor would he die, but that minor safeguard didn't put Jasper at ease in the least. It would be incredibly unwise to be alone with the Swede in his

[i_am_harkonnen]

"No one's dead, no one needs medical attention. I do not look around and see a room full of women- apologies aren't needed." Vladimir gave Jasper a warm smile. He did think that Toki and his wailing might warrant an apology, but, he also didn't feel like wrangling one from the weird Norwegian. It would mean he'd have to talk, and, after the high-pitched outburst in that mewling tone he really didn't want to prompt any more of it. No one had suffered serious injury, so what had occurred was just a fight, and, fights happened. Then they ended, ideally with at least one participant having learned something. Vladimir figured that Skwisgaar must have learned something, especially after Jasper's remarkable display of regeneration.

While Jasper began summoning some other house-elf, which Vladimir briefly glared at, he very discreetly called over Mopsy, indicating to her that she was bring his robe and the 'item on the table' to the bedroom, and place them not too far from where he was seated. While he did this, Toki was wrinkling his nose

[best_guitarist]

((Jasper-mun requests to be skipped for the time being, since there's nothing really for Jasper to do. Sorry, Jasper. XD))

Between his still mildly aching gills and everyone acting impatient with him, Skwisgaar was no longer in the mood for sex. He just wanted to be in his private aquarium now and take a good long nap. But, the private bath would at least mean a much shorter and thus faster return trip for Toki if he stayed there instead of going back to the lake. Skwisgaar's eyes followed Mopsy and the bundle she was carrying as she delivered it to the Baron, not guessing at what it contained, but developing a healthy suspicion due to the Baron's behaviour. Normally he might not have even noticed, but heightened senses and more honed self-preservation instincts had their advantages.

It didn't do much to make him feel welcome, despite the Baron's words, but finally he shrugged, sighed, and pulled himself back into the too-hot water, making a face when it reached his gills. He remained against the wall. "Yous right, they're probably

[i_am_harkonnen]

((The Baron of course disagrees that there's nothing for Jasper to do, but, will forever be frustrated in that regard. XD))

The Baron ignored the bundle- that it was there was all that mattered to him- and made himself comfortable in the bath once again, and eyeing Skwisgaar, whom he thought looked rather cute while sulking. Even with the gills. . . fascinating that. He wondered what they felt like, smiling slightly as he sunk into the warm waters, as it appeared that Toki was indeed going to leave for a time- he really was a nice-looking one, but, if he'd been the instigation of Skwisgaar's sudden outlash, it would be safer without him around. And a very sexy outlash it had been- it was such a shame that poor Jasper had been stuck in a role that should have been served by a proper slave, insofar as physically maneuvering Skwisgaar into the bath. It had admittedly been a lovely sight, as it always was to watch Jasper in action- but had it been a slave, it would have been an expendable. Which surely would have been a remarkable show

[best_guitarist]

Toki's parting comments to him made him feel marginally better. At least Toki seemed to be looking forward to doing the aquarium and wasn't treating it as a tedious chore, which would have made Skwisgaar feel much worse -- he'd never liked being dependent on anyone.

Skwisgaar was watching the Baron intently as he approached, the desire in his gaze having very little to do with wanting to fuck, at the moment. He was in fact feeling strangely hungry again. When the Baron reached to touch him, his lips curled away from his teeth slightly, an unconscious threatening gesture, but he allowed the contact. Even warmed to it, after a moment, shifting so that he faced the Baron, less anxious now that the mysterious robe-bundle had been left where it was. He was still but for his tail, which was in continuous motion to help move water over his gills.

"I could tells that to Smaug," he said. "But he ams does whats he wants to now that he's all grown up. Maybe he don'ts like de ways you looks at his boysfriend Elric's qualities. So Elric ams a

[i_am_harkonnen]

((Sorry to be slow! RL ate me the last couple days.))

Toki got to work as soon as he'd collected the Shoggies and returned to their room- this took a few hours, due to all the excited Shoggies on the Hogwarts grounds. After finding the 'eyesball throw-ups' children amongst their amorphous brethren, he'd wasted no time in putting some baffled house-elves to work. And, the mun will detail the results when Skwisgaar moves back to his room.The Baron was able to get a good look at Skwisgaar's teeth when he bared them, which didn't even cause him to flinch. His Imperium-honed discipline had little to do with it- mainly he didn't flinch because he was too stimulated by this savage new trait. The robe-bundle was both left and forgotten, and it was his cock that responded as his hand made contact with Skwisgaar's shoulder and he felt the bite of his altered skin beneath his fingertips. He smiled as Skwisgaar warmed to the contact, and involved his other hand as Skwisgaar shifted to face him, tracing over Skwisgaar's chest and abdomen,

[best_guitarist]

((Annnd cue the porn! Fair warning to any lurkers following this. XD))

He hadn't been aiming to shock the Baron by mentioning the fact he shared a bed with Toki -- it had been delivered in the same offhand way he might comment on something mundane. At Hogwarts there was little reason to hide his relationship, and so he made no attempts to. It was probably for the best, just in case any of the other people he slept with started getting unfortunate ideas about sex with him actually meaning something, which it never did, at least not to him. It was just an alternative to wanking, more or less. Something which he was pretty sure the Baron understood, so he wasn't too worried about any awkward feelings getting in the way of their fucking. Friendship wasn't so bad, of course, as long as it didn't go beyond that

[i_am_harkonnen]

The Baron approved of Skwisgaar's casual approach, and, was pleased to confirm that Skwisgaar appeared to to nicely fixed in his relationship. As unlikely as it seemed that Skwisgaar would get any sort of inconvenient ideas, it was still a solid guarantee against those awkward feelings. The Baron was not at all adverse to friendship with Skwisgaar, but, as far as feelings went, he already had as many of those as he felt like having at Hogwarts, centered around a certain vampire and a certain Potions professor.

So, dragons were a very acceptable topic- dirty talk could be fun, but he didn't need it from Skwisgaar to put him in the mood. It was impossible not to be, having him alone in the bath, and in his intriguing aquatic form. And besides, the Hogwarts dragons were remarkable, even if one had tried to eat him and Lord Wolfe. "There's two other dragons here?" Vladimir commented, while lighly drawing a fingertip over Skwisgaar's gills, carefully watching his reaction. "Ah yes. . . Elric mentioned something about 'summoning' one to

[best_guitarist]

((Sorry again for dropping the ball in such an epic fail way over the last month! And there will always be future perversion possibilities between these two, especially if Skwisgaar is doomed to be a were-mercreature of sorts. That'd be too funny, plus it means he and Toki can keep the cool aquarium in their room, heh. Whichever mod suggested it can be thanked/blamed for future sharky crack.
Oh yeah, Jasper-mun'll post next, then I will once more.))There could be little question about Skwisgaar enjoying the sex -- he quite obviously was, enthusiastically, with the added bonus that it was completely guilt-free since he had explicit permission from Toki to fuck whomever he wanted to, just as long as they weren't in or working for Dethklok. It was a good arrangement, as it generally precluded the possibility of becoming emotionally attached to any of his various NSA conquests, most of whom he never saw again. Once the fun was over and he and the Baron went back to lounging in the bath, he found himself missing Toki more than before, for

[j_whitlock]

((Daww there was no fail, just life happening. Now im back in ur thread, levitating ur d00dz.))

Jasper had spent the last several orgasms while perfecting a combination of spells, using first a chess piece from his pocket as the test subject, and then himself. It was an improved and permanent version of the levitation and water charms he'd cast on Skwisgaar at the lake, designed to activate whenever Skwisgaar was out of water, and wear off when his aquatic form did (and would naturally become active again should he ever find himself in the form of a mercreature once more). Jasper took particular notice of the bites and scratches liberally scattered over Vladimir's body-and had been aware of when each occurred. Since it had been consensual and greatly enjoyed by both parties, if the emotional climate was anything to go by, he hadn't felt the need to interrupt their fun. He was already well acquainted with Vladimir's unusual proclivities

[best_guitarist]

Skwisgaar muttered a thanks (because gratitude wasn't terribly metal) and experimentally flexed his tail, propelling himself forward. It wasn't like moving through water, but it was considerably easier than having to drag himself on the ground or having someone pull him. It was a lot like how he imagined flying as a dragon might be, actually, so he was likewise pleased with the results of Jasper's effort

[i_am_harkonnen]

((And, holy epic TL;DR! I'm just going to post this reply as two posts, half from Vlad, and half from Toki right afterward.))

The Baron had also enjoyed the sex- in fact, he'd enjoyed it immensely, as Skwisgaar's altered physical condition made it a truly singular experience, and the predatory instincts the change had roused in him had added a perfect spice to the encounter. When they were finished and relaxing in the bath, it was to Jasper that Vladimir's thoughts wandered. He was always so endearingly thoughtful, and had Jasper been honing in specifics of emotions, the surge of deep affection the Baron felt was entirely directed at him.

Not that he didn't feel a certain affection for Skwisgaar, but, it wasn't of the emotional sort. Skwisgaar was pleasant company, and there was something about him that set him above most people. Not above nobility of course, as titles were titles, but, Skwisgaar radiated something nearly on par with the indefinably superior quality possessed by noble sorts, and from what the Baron knew of Dethklok

[isnotabumblebee]

Toki had a huge smile when he arrived, and Shoggies 10 excitedly piped, "The aquariums! We has it fors you, Master Skwisgaar-Dad!" "Yeah, the house-elves, they helped us finish its pretty fast," Toki explained to Jasper. "Ands the Shoggies built yous a little underwater sea-gods temple and stuffs in it, and even founds a mermaid skeleton in the lake and puts that in there too. You can comes see it if you wants!" Toki was never one to miss an opportunity to show off his handiwork. He turned his grin on Skwisgaar again, telling him, "It's brutal, you's gonna likes it