Evan blinked, looking down at his hands and realizing that, somehow, he was back in his own adult body. His hair wasn't the wild mop that he'd had in Sunnyvale Institution and he had his real clothes back.
As used as he was by now to regaining consciousness in absolutely strange situations, he honestly expected something different to happen
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"Well, for all the good it does, being really good with schoolwork isn't all it's cracked up to be."
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"Um, no, it did not. I just didn't realize anyone else would be...well, no, that's not accurate. It's a survey, isn't it? I didn't think it'd be privy for all and freakin' sundry to see."
Evan bowed his head, genuinely contrite. "I'm sorry."
He was certainly used to saying those words.
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"It's okay! Don't worry about it. Wolverine says a lot worse things, but usually when he's angry so I was wondering if you were angry about something. That's okay if you are. It's okay to be angry." She said it as though she was quoting someone--which she was--and beamed. "As long as you don't take it out on people who don't deserve it. Anyway, I'm Megan. What's your name?"
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"I'm not angry at anybody here. It's okay. I don't mean to come off sounding like a jerk."
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"To be honest, I think it means you had a dream, but if you like, I could throw some phallic symbolism in the mix if you like."
Evan blinked, wondering if the Hat even had a penis to worry about.
"You know, if that's your thing and all."
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For what it was worth, the hat totally did get around.
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"Well, you're in love with your mom, who was born with a penis. Really, it's nothing big -- the fact, not the penis, itself. It's enormous, you're in awe, frankly, and your entire life has been spent trying to replicate your parents' amazing sex life -- with mixed results."
Evan snorted, "You're bi, just like your father. Apple. Tree, and all that."
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Welcome to Gryffindor!
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