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ubergazebo in hogwarts_hocus

A handsome gazebo. (OC squibbait application)

Jul 09, 2009 22:59

Slow life of wood. Sap seeping through woodgrain and through cracks in paint. News from tree to tree in wind speaking of brothers slain. Gazebo, I, will stretch and move. Gazebo probes earth to taste what path leads to the brothers' resting ground. Another flavor there too, like truffles. Gazebo knows that is a love flavor ( Read more... )

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vislor_turlough July 10 2009, 03:02:13 UTC

"No. No. Fucking no. Where's that idiot Lezard, he's gone too far this time."

Yes, Turlough still thinks Lezard was behind the gazebos.

ubergazebo July 10 2009, 03:03:27 UTC

"Fucking no? You hurt gazebos? I kill. Fuck you."

vislor_turlough July 10 2009, 03:09:24 UTC

"They shouldn't have been there in the first place! Except A's. And you certainly shouldn't be here, you're indoors!"

Yeah. Turlough's arguing with a gazebo. No, this isn't the weirdest thing that's happened to him.

ubergazebo July 10 2009, 03:12:51 UTC

"Magic brings gazebo, me. Brothers died. Offensive!" This justified the gazebo's unusual being-inside-other-building-ness. "Insideness of insideness is necessary for this. I seek lawn later. You! You Carrottop? I kill?"

Thread 10

cockneysplosive July 10 2009, 03:04:27 UTC

"Cor! That's a bit harsh, don't you think? You'll attract buzzards if you use guts as decoration."

ubergazebo July 10 2009, 03:05:57 UTC

"True, buzzards not handsome," admitted the gazebo. "Cannot be helped. Blame those who kill brothers.

cockneysplosive July 10 2009, 03:11:26 UTC

"What? All those ones I heard about popping up outside?" Basher held up his hands. "I didn't touch any of them."

ubergazebo July 10 2009, 03:13:43 UTC

"Good. You be good and let gazebos be."

Thread 6

12panelwonder July 10 2009, 03:07:38 UTC

Matt opened his mouth to say something sarcastic, then shut it. "Never mind. So. You're a gazebo."

ubergazebo July 10 2009, 03:08:07 UTC

"Gazebo, I." The gazebo confirmed the fact.

12panelwonder July 10 2009, 03:12:24 UTC

"You're not related to A's gazebo, are you?" This WAS the weirdest thing Matt's talked to.

ubergazebo July 10 2009, 03:13:24 UTC

"All gazebos brother of all gazebos. We have bond."

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methleigh July 10 2009, 05:02:54 UTC

Severus wanders into the sorting room. A gazebo? Well, his favourite is... yes... festooned in green and silver. He begins obiquely, despite his disappointment over the Slytherin question. "I am well-acquainted with a gazebo. We have many here. If you are harrassing the one that smells of earth and truffles, that would be Black... Sirius Black." He corrects himself quickly. Regulus still weighs on his mind and he doesn't want to confuse him with his nemesis.

ubergazebo July 10 2009, 05:05:28 UTC

"No." The gazebo was obdurate. "Sirius Black not truffle one. Name of truffle one is more beautiful. Everything of him most beautiful, and smells of truffles. Also has wine. He is love of gazebos. You friend of my brother?"

methleigh July 10 2009, 05:55:19 UTC

"If your brother is black basalt, decorated in green and silver, then I am a friend of your brother." Severus was proud of the Slytherin gazebo. "Can you tell me more about the Order member with the beautiful name, the smell of truffles and the wine? I will have to guess - I am curious now."

ubergazebo July 10 2009, 05:56:25 UTC

"He not member of Order, but he only human I will harass. Beautiful France, mon amour."

Thread 6

blond_bondshell July 10 2009, 05:23:33 UTC

"I can't imagine why anyone would waste the energy to get upset about gazebos," Bond said. He'd found one outside that was quite nice for social rendezvous.

ubergazebo July 10 2009, 05:25:08 UTC

"Gazebos care about gazebos." Duh!

blond_bondshell July 10 2009, 05:37:49 UTC

"Naturally." He'd meant the people of Hogwarts and the vilification of the structures, but he felt no inclination to explain that. It was, after all, a gazebo he was talking to, and the surrealism would probably give him a headache.

"Have you ever tried your hand, as it were, at haiku?" It needed to be asked.

ubergazebo July 10 2009, 05:39:17 UTC

"Gazebo prefers romantic poetry. Gazebo likes villanelle, sestina, sonnet. Gazebo not writing, is made to inspire not create. Gazebo is built, does not build. Reads only. Listens to lovers reading inside gazebo-self."