A handsome gazebo. (OC squibbait application)
Slow life of wood. Sap seeping through woodgrain and through cracks in paint. News from tree to tree in wind speaking of brothers slain. Gazebo, I, will stretch and move. Gazebo probes earth to taste what path leads to the brothers' resting ground. Another flavor there too, like truffles. Gazebo knows that is a love flavor.
Magic helps gazebo, me, to move. Proudly bedecked in flowers. Handsome and angry. That is me. Hear the voice magic gave me to speak without wind. I demand audience.
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Cheese of brie and camembert served on platters at wedding tables. Cheese of France, of love. Water crackers on other platters on side. Also with baguette is classy.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
I kill the ones who kill my brothers. Barney hurt gazebo? Carrottop hurt gazebo? Their blood is mine. Will paint my posts and columns with their blood. Will festoon railings with their guts. No one to mess with brothers.
3. What time is it where you are?
Time ... leaves not turning. New paint time passed and weatherproofing time not yet come. Time of summer.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Harassment for love play with truffle one. I lovingly harass the one who tastes of truffles in the earth.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
Bar is outside of me.
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
Marriage best time outdoors beside me. Minister stands within me to beckon couple. Others need folding chairs. Not everyone fits inside me. Harry too tall for gazebo insideness? Cannot marry anyone then.
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
You shut up.
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
Handsome proud gazebo refutes charge of uselessness. No gazebo is useless. We stand on mowed green, all weathers. Brave against weather, we. Gazebo epitomizes beauty. grace. love. Gazebo is of love.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
People hurt brothers, break gazebos, they get hurt. I will threaten! Hush you! People nice to gazebos, I give flowers. I give shelter. I dignify your lawn.
"I have read the [info]hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. ubergazebo
I have read the [info]hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. ubergazebo
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. ubergazebo
One day, marmalade will rule the world. ubergazebo"
Magic helps gazebo, me, to move. Proudly bedecked in flowers. Handsome and angry. That is me. Hear the voice magic gave me to speak without wind. I demand audience.
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Cheese of brie and camembert served on platters at wedding tables. Cheese of France, of love. Water crackers on other platters on side. Also with baguette is classy.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
I kill the ones who kill my brothers. Barney hurt gazebo? Carrottop hurt gazebo? Their blood is mine. Will paint my posts and columns with their blood. Will festoon railings with their guts. No one to mess with brothers.
3. What time is it where you are?
Time ... leaves not turning. New paint time passed and weatherproofing time not yet come. Time of summer.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Harassment for love play with truffle one. I lovingly harass the one who tastes of truffles in the earth.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
Bar is outside of me.
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
Marriage best time outdoors beside me. Minister stands within me to beckon couple. Others need folding chairs. Not everyone fits inside me. Harry too tall for gazebo insideness? Cannot marry anyone then.
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
You shut up.
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
Handsome proud gazebo refutes charge of uselessness. No gazebo is useless. We stand on mowed green, all weathers. Brave against weather, we. Gazebo epitomizes beauty. grace. love. Gazebo is of love.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
People hurt brothers, break gazebos, they get hurt. I will threaten! Hush you! People nice to gazebos, I give flowers. I give shelter. I dignify your lawn.
"I have read the [info]hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. ubergazebo
I have read the [info]hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. ubergazebo
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. ubergazebo
One day, marmalade will rule the world. ubergazebo"