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A handsome gazebo. (OC squibbait application)

Jul 09, 2009 22:59

Slow life of wood. Sap seeping through woodgrain and through cracks in paint. News from tree to tree in wind speaking of brothers slain. Gazebo, I, will stretch and move. Gazebo probes earth to taste what path leads to the brothers' resting ground. Another flavor there too, like truffles. Gazebo knows that is a love flavor ( Read more... )

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vislor_turlough July 10 2009, 03:02:13 UTC

"No. No. Fucking no. Where's that idiot Lezard, he's gone too far this time."

Yes, Turlough still thinks Lezard was behind the gazebos.

ubergazebo July 10 2009, 03:03:27 UTC

"Fucking no? You hurt gazebos? I kill. Fuck you."

vislor_turlough July 10 2009, 03:09:24 UTC

"They shouldn't have been there in the first place! Except A's. And you certainly shouldn't be here, you're indoors!"

Yeah. Turlough's arguing with a gazebo. No, this isn't the weirdest thing that's happened to him.

ubergazebo July 10 2009, 03:12:51 UTC

"Magic brings gazebo, me. Brothers died. Offensive!" This justified the gazebo's unusual being-inside-other-building-ness. "Insideness of insideness is necessary for this. I seek lawn later. You! You Carrottop? I kill?"

vislor_turlough July 10 2009, 03:17:49 UTC

"What? How dare you! I'm ginger, not a carrot top!" Turlough glowered and stepped back, pulling out his wand just in case.

ubergazebo July 10 2009, 03:20:55 UTC

"You carrot hair," the gazebo observed. "Color of carrot. I see carrot in earth before. I know your hair is its color."

Vote: Squib vislor_turlough July 10 2009, 03:28:10 UTC

"It is not the color of a carrot!" Turlough tried to cast a spell on the gazebo, but it backfired and Turlough's hair turned blue.

"Why you....I've fucked on better gazebos than you!" Turlough said as a parting shot before leaving.

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Re: Vote: Squib ubergazebo July 10 2009, 03:30:03 UTC

"Haha you bluehair." The gazebo was smug. The carrottop-turned-bluehair's parting words gave it pause though. "You know truffle one?" it called after Turlough. "He fucks on gazebo!"

Re: Vote: Squib vislor_turlough July 10 2009, 03:33:53 UTC

"Oh, is that what you call him. Well, you're not getting any help from me."

Re: Vote: Squib ubergazebo July 10 2009, 03:36:09 UTC

"You sad bluehair, deprived fucker. Gazebos feel no love from you. Need truffle one."

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