open to all: STRONG BAD E-MAIL?! Yes! compy lab open for biznass!

[sbisawesome]

Strong Bad had finally realized what the visions in Divination class meant.

Comments

[effing_eff]

So, they finally worked out how to use computers in Scotland. Thank effing GAWD. Evan hadn't been able to get his daily ohnotheydidnt fix in forever! Just when things were starting to get good too! Britney Spears seemed to be working herself out, which honestly made Evan relieved because the schadenfreude was starting to leak out and just become saddenfreude[1].

But first, Evan had a plan. A nefarious plan that needed to be put into action. Revenge is a dish best served. As in David Blaine, you're gonna get served.

Stupid D!ckface Lookin 4 Luv

SWM LOOKIN 4 LUV. ENJOYS D!CK MOVES, DEMON MAGIC, DINOSAUR TIMEZ. WANTS: M OR F TO PUNCH ME IN MY UGLY FACE ON SITE CAUSE I’M A CREEPY A-HOLE.

HAVE FAKE GOATEE AND PET CAMERA MAN.

IF YOU SEE ME, PUNCH ME IN FACE.

I WILL LOVE IT.

WILL PAY, BUT WILL GO BACK IN TIME AND PAY YOU WHEN YOU’RE A BABY AND CAN’T LEGALLY USE THE MONEY, BECAUSE I’M A-HOLE WHO IS TOTALLY ILLEGAL.Evan posted this to the school's network and smirked. Just call him Solid Snake

[hellminxmel]

Replying, Maia uses text talk. One more reason to hate her.

2 KINKY 2 TORTURE. ILL HUG U INSTED.

[effing_eff]

Evan saw that "David Blaine" received a reply. Hey, he could totally still spin this around.

K BUT WEAR SPIKES FOR EXTRA FUN. ON UR ARMS. BUT NO LEATHER B/C I DUN KILL BAMBI

Because the means did not always justify the ends. Or something. Oh yeah!

HUG MY NECK REALLY HARD K?

[hellminxmel]

I ALWAYS DO, BB

PVC K?

[ringo_raver]

Ryuk had no need to go on the internet.

Doesn't mean he doesn't do it. Mainly to screw around.

ALL YOUR APPLE ARE BELONG TO RYUK

Re: Apples

[whosneverbeen]

All of them?

What about pineapples, hedgeapples, horse apples or Adam's apples?

Sincerely,
One who would never be disrespectful towards our new apple overlord

Re: Apples

[ringo_raver]

Oh now this was amusing.

No, non-disrespectful one, just regular apples.

[woocha]

Hey, maybe Wishbone can find more people to read to!

Or at least find all the animals he wanted to read to

To River's Cats, Kusuriyuri's cats, Einstein, Schrodinger, and Koopa.

I have The Tempest! It's a long story, though, so I'll read it in parts so you don't get bored. When would be a good time to read to you all?

Additional note to A: I'm not sure if I can fit everyone in my room. Can I please borrow yours? Or the greenhouse? I'll bring treats!

Wishbone.

That took a long time to type with paws, btw.

[spinmybuzzer]

Dear Stro Bro
how u type wiht boxign glovs
Sincirly
Not Homestar

Study partner?

[wrinklesintime]

Poor Meg. She actually thinks anyone is going to take this place seriously. Oh, well, what can it hurt. She types it all out hunt-and-peck style since they didn't have anything like these computers when she comes from. Hello, everyone!

I was wondering if there was anyone out there who'd like to meet me once a week maybe in the library and have an informal study session. I've been working on Arithmancy on my own, but there hasn't been a class, and there are some things I'm confused about. I'm hoping someone out there understands the subject better than I do and can offer suggestions.

If you're interested, respond at

Thanks!

Meg Murry
Ravenclaw

Re: Study partner?

[homsarhomsar]

E-mailed to Meg is the following screenshot: