[Application] Mentok the Mindtaker (ooo-eee-ooo), Harvey Birdman Attorney at Law

[swap_minds4fun]

As entrances go, his was a bit more flashy, with purple smoke and him floating in the middle of the room.

"Hey! My sabbatical's supposed to be in Tahiti, not Scotland!"

But no matter how many times he poofed, he just reappeared in the Sorting Room.

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[ian_ma1co1m]

Ian entered the Sorting Room, his kitten Fractal riding on his shoulder, and read the application.

"One woman, six men? Really? How'd that work for them?"

[swap_minds4fun]

"Mindswap!"

And suddenly Ian's body began acting like a cat. Ian's mind? In the actual cat.

"Now, to answer your question," he addressed the cat. "Probably well for all but Harvey, they all slept with her at some point. Harv was mildly uncomfortable with the whole thing."

[ian_ma1co1m]

((Mindswap totally done with permission, for great crack justice!))

Shocked, "Ian" let out a high-pitched, top of his lungs wail and flailed his arms in search of balance. The "kitten" snarled at the applicant and looked around the room. Spotting a usual suspect, he sped over to Grant and howled angrily up at him. A long way up.

[dinosaurman]

The question hadn't required a demonstration, but damn. Assuming that everything got back to normal eventually, this was going to make Grant's month.

His attention was caught by the flailing Ian Malcolm until the little cat came over and meowed at him. He looked down at the kitten, who was about level with his boot. "I take it it worked?" he asked the cat.

Grant looked at Mentok. "This isn't permanent, is it?" Because then he'd have another cat to take care of.

[bread_clown]

Pierrot rode back into the sorting room on his unicycle.

"What's this about a judge? Im a judge to you know!"

He couldn't let himself be upstaged, after all.

[swap_minds4fun]

"Oh, you must be that bread clown Tall and Shiny mentioned. You need a better makeup job."

[bread_clown]

"B- better makeup job! I don't see you having millions of dollars because of a successful circus! You Uri Geller wannabe!"

[swap_minds4fun]

"Wannabe? I'm better than him, I'm real!" And he tied Pierrot's hat in a knot just to prove so.

[mello_n_choco]

"Utterly mental," I snark. I lean against one of the pillars, lego in one hand, chocolate in the other. "'Mind taking'? Ranks right up there with killer note books and 'mononoke' things. Or insane clown posses." In other words, probably true, but utterly stupid.

[swap_minds4fun]

"In what way? Oh, you don't believe me. Well. Ooooo-eeee-oooo...you go by the name Mello, you kicked a guy for calling you your real name, you love chocolate, you're famous for fucking an albino in this very room, and oh, yeah, that guy you kicked is coming in here in three, two..."

Sure enough, Soichiro came into the room, and stopped short.

"You have green skin."

"And you have a porn star mustache but you don't hear me complaining."

"What?!"

"Bwoooop!" And he poofed Soichiro away, presumably to his room.

[mello_n_choco]

I raise an eyebrow. "Indeed," I reply dryly. "And, any of that could have been discovered without 'taking' my mind."

[swap_minds4fun]

"You have a red lego in your hand, that's from the albino you fucked.

[ugly_old_hat]

"How good of a judge are you?" The Hat was quite interested in all things legal, since some of its activities may have occasionally (only occasionally!) toed the line of good and legal sensibilities.

[swap_minds4fun]

"Pretty good, I guess, haven't had an appeal yet. And they tapped me to replace Mightor when he went missing during the Flintstone case, so I must have something going for me."

[ugly_old_hat]

"Very good. Have you ever, you know, been a little impartial to anyone before? Like if they were accused of things but you knew that deep down they were really very nice hats who had been acting in the best interests of the people? Just hypothetically, of course."

[swap_minds4fun]

"Well, yeah, I guess, but it was a bit of extenuating circumstance. It was all part of a surprise birthday bash, and we needed him in jail for it."

Slytherin!

[ugly_old_hat]

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