[Application] Mentok the Mindtaker (ooo-eee-ooo), Harvey Birdman Attorney at Law

[swap_minds4fun]

As entrances go, his was a bit more flashy, with purple smoke and him floating in the middle of the room.

"Hey! My sabbatical's supposed to be in Tahiti, not Scotland!"

But no matter how many times he poofed, he just reappeared in the Sorting Room.

Comments

[ugly_old_hat]

"How good of a judge are you?" The Hat was quite interested in all things legal, since some of its activities may have occasionally (only occasionally!) toed the line of good and legal sensibilities.

[swap_minds4fun]

"Pretty good, I guess, haven't had an appeal yet. And they tapped me to replace Mightor when he went missing during the Flintstone case, so I must have something going for me."

[ugly_old_hat]

"Very good. Have you ever, you know, been a little impartial to anyone before? Like if they were accused of things but you knew that deep down they were really very nice hats who had been acting in the best interests of the people? Just hypothetically, of course."

[swap_minds4fun]

"Well, yeah, I guess, but it was a bit of extenuating circumstance. It was all part of a surprise birthday bash, and we needed him in jail for it."

[ugly_old_hat]

"Oh, that sounds like fun! Tell me more, tell me more!"

[swap_minds4fun]

"Some guy named Falcone wanted to throw Harvey a surprise birthday party, so he faked his sidekick's death and got Harv thrown in jail for it."

[ugly_old_hat]

"That sounds incredibly amusing! What was your part in it? Other than acting as judge, of course. Did you bring cake? Streamers?"

[swap_minds4fun]

"Some entertainment, mainly, and some food, Phil brought the popcorn and Peanut brought the cake."

[ugly_old_hat]

"What kind of entertainment and food? And be honest! This is a vitally important question!"

[swap_minds4fun]

"Vitally important, huh? Typical party magician. And some chips and drinks. Alcoholic and non."

[ugly_old_hat]

((Sorry this took so long! Sorting mod has been having a very bad week.))

"It sounds like tons of fun! And I think I know the right place for you. In the future, if you're ever asked to preside over a case involving your dear old friend the Sorting Hat, keep that in mind!"