[Application] Mentok the Mindtaker (ooo-eee-ooo), Harvey Birdman Attorney at Law

[swap_minds4fun]

As entrances go, his was a bit more flashy, with purple smoke and him floating in the middle of the room.

"Hey! My sabbatical's supposed to be in Tahiti, not Scotland!"

But no matter how many times he poofed, he just reappeared in the Sorting Room.

Comments

[mello_n_choco]

"Utterly mental," I snark. I lean against one of the pillars, lego in one hand, chocolate in the other. "'Mind taking'? Ranks right up there with killer note books and 'mononoke' things. Or insane clown posses." In other words, probably true, but utterly stupid.

[swap_minds4fun]

"In what way? Oh, you don't believe me. Well. Ooooo-eeee-oooo...you go by the name Mello, you kicked a guy for calling you your real name, you love chocolate, you're famous for fucking an albino in this very room, and oh, yeah, that guy you kicked is coming in here in three, two..."

Sure enough, Soichiro came into the room, and stopped short.

"You have green skin."

"And you have a porn star mustache but you don't hear me complaining."

"What?!"

"Bwoooop!" And he poofed Soichiro away, presumably to his room.

[mello_n_choco]

I raise an eyebrow. "Indeed," I reply dryly. "And, any of that could have been discovered without 'taking' my mind."

[swap_minds4fun]

"You have a red lego in your hand, that's from the albino you fucked.

[mello_n_choco]

I frown. "The albino has a name," I counter. Only two of those three could have been deduced without prior knowledge. I hadn't seen anyone in the room that would specifically know that the lego was his, though.

[swap_minds4fun]

"Well, yeah, Near, but 'the albino you fucked' is much more fun to say."

[mello_n_choco]

I slip the lego back into my pocket. "I am thus far severely unimpressed. Now, tell me exactly why I should be impressed?" I cross my arm over my chest and take a bite of chocolate.

[swap_minds4fun]

"Hey, I don't ask you to be impressed by it, I just ask you to acknowledge it." Given that where he came from, superpowers were relatively normal, as were talking animals, yeah, he wasn't looking to impress people.

[mello_n_choco]

"I'm sure you've been told that we are to determine your standing in this place by your impression. So, tell me why I should bother casting a vote for you? You have yet to tell me anything that you could not have derived by methods other than 'taking' my mind."

[swap_minds4fun]

"Hey, I didn't ask to be in here. I'm supposed to be taking a vacation in Tahiti, not attending some magic school in Scotland."

[mello_n_choco]

"And I was dead before I arrived. What's your point? You claim to be a mind taker, well then, take my mind." I'm seriously getting bored here.

[swap_minds4fun]

"You asked!" He began waving his hands around and Mello began dancing around the room, Riverdance-style.

[mello_n_choco]

"You bastard," I scream. Irish clog dancing in boots was not meant to happen. "Give me one reason, one damn good reason why I don't squib you now!"

[swap_minds4fun]

"Because you can't stop until I let you, and if you Squib me, well, I won't let you."

He just violated the no-threat rule, but whatever.

Vote: Sparklypoo

[mello_n_choco]

"Fine, there's your vote. Now stop!"

Re: Vote: Sparklypoo

[swap_minds4fun]

"Fine." A wave of his hand, and Mello stopped. "Ooh, kinky stuff you're doing with B there."