Comments | hogwarts_hocus: [Application] Mentok the Mindtaker (ooo-eee-ooo), Harvey Birdman Attorney at Law

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[Application] Mentok the Mindtaker (ooo-eee-ooo), Harvey Birdman Attorney at Law

Apr 26, 2008 22:08

As entrances go, his was a bit more flashy, with purple smoke and him floating in the middle of the room.

"Hey! My sabbatical's supposed to be in Tahiti, not Scotland!"

But no matter how many times he poofed, he just reappeared in the Sorting Room.

( Oh fine. If I'm stuck here, may as well fill this out. )

beowulf, ian malcolm, draco malfoy, application, mentok, wolfram von bielefeld, starman, alan grant

Comments 82

wolfram_jyari April 27 2008, 07:40:47 UTC

"What was that woman doing marrying six men at once?" Wolfram demanded. "Every person deserves one person to love them more than anyone else! It's not fair to expect the husbands to share!"

swap_minds4fun April 27 2008, 14:39:44 UTC

"Yeah, well, she's not the most faithful of women. Despite all those husbands? I dated her once." He looked strangely proud of doing so.

wolfram_jyari April 30 2008, 19:04:21 UTC

Wolfram did not approve. "Those men should have waited their turn patiently, like decent husbands!"

swap_minds4fun May 1 2008, 03:33:50 UTC

"I think the only one actually bothered by it was Harvey. The others just regarded her as a really good fuck."

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fondofcabinets April 27 2008, 15:33:49 UTC

If they let you into Hogwarts, I'll officially hang myself in the Great Hall with a rope I tied from my shirts.

I'm bloody serious.

swap_minds4fun April 28 2008, 03:07:46 UTC

"Well, it'd make for a decent spectacle. And no blood for the surviors to clean, either." Hey, if someone wanted to commit suicide just because he's here, whatever.

VOTE: SQUIB fondofcabinets April 28 2008, 18:51:53 UTC

That was far too easy.
Have a good day, Squib.

unluckiest_star April 27 2008, 17:47:25 UTC

Starman flew over to the newcomer. This was gonna be one of those 'wacky' supervillains, wasn't it? Oh well. Could be worse, he guessed.

"What do you judge? You're not related to the clown who judges bread contests, are you?"

swap_minds4fun April 28 2008, 03:11:27 UTC

Back in the day, when everyone was hero-ing or villain-ing, he was a formidable enemy. Then everyone (except X, but really now we could just consider it stalking rather than villainy) decided to go into law. So yeah, less evil, more childish.

"No, nothing that fun. I'm a court judge."

unluckiest_star April 28 2008, 03:13:55 UTC

"Oh-kaaaaay."

Why was he the one living in a sanitarium again?

"Sooooo...Justice. Thoughts? Got some?"

swap_minds4fun April 28 2008, 03:31:44 UTC

"Well, most of my cases are one person suing another or something, I don't really have anything like murder. WAIT! There was that one time with Harvey, but it was all part of a surprise birthday party Falcone was planning. Then again, I was on trial myself and had to resort to underhanded techniques to stay out of jail myself. But this is boring me! Bwooooop!" He switched Wishbone and Ofdensen's minds back.

Thread 7

iam_beowulf April 28 2008, 03:28:53 UTC

Beowulf charged in ... then stopped, looking confused.

"ARE YOU A MONSTER?"

swap_minds4fun April 28 2008, 03:37:03 UTC

"Nope, alien. Biiiiig difference."

iam_beowulf April 28 2008, 03:37:49 UTC

This was not a word Beowulf knew. "Alien?" he repeated.

swap_minds4fun April 28 2008, 03:54:55 UTC

"You know, not hu..." Wait, better not say that, cause what's Harvey? "Not Earthling. Few marbles shy? Wait, don't answer that. I'm taking your mind. Ooooooo-eeeeeeee-oooooooooo! Hmm, monsters, monsters, monsters, huh, one track mind, wait! Rugby! Okay, two track."

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dinosaurman April 28 2008, 04:52:12 UTC

"Swapping minds, huh?" Grant asked the newcomer. "And what exactly does that entail?"

swap_minds4fun April 28 2008, 05:11:28 UTC

"Watch this."

And he turned toward the newcomer, one Ian Malcolm.