[Application] Mentok the Mindtaker (ooo-eee-ooo), Harvey Birdman Attorney at Law

[swap_minds4fun]

As entrances go, his was a bit more flashy, with purple smoke and him floating in the middle of the room.

"Hey! My sabbatical's supposed to be in Tahiti, not Scotland!"

But no matter how many times he poofed, he just reappeared in the Sorting Room.

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[unluckiest_star]

Starman flew over to the newcomer. This was gonna be one of those 'wacky' supervillains, wasn't it? Oh well. Could be worse, he guessed.

"What do you judge? You're not related to the clown who judges bread contests, are you?"

[swap_minds4fun]

Back in the day, when everyone was hero-ing or villain-ing, he was a formidable enemy. Then everyone (except X, but really now we could just consider it stalking rather than villainy) decided to go into law. So yeah, less evil, more childish.

"No, nothing that fun. I'm a court judge."

[unluckiest_star]

"Oh-kaaaaay."

Why was he the one living in a sanitarium again?

"Sooooo...Justice. Thoughts? Got some?"

[swap_minds4fun]

"Well, most of my cases are one person suing another or something, I don't really have anything like murder. WAIT! There was that one time with Harvey, but it was all part of a surprise birthday party Falcone was planning. Then again, I was on trial myself and had to resort to underhanded techniques to stay out of jail myself. But this is boring me! Bwooooop!" He switched Wishbone and Ofdensen's minds back.

[unluckiest_star]

"Uh-huh." Overseeing civil suits. This actually sounded like a pretty good plan for keeping bad guys occupied. "They let you preside over a trial when you're on trial yourself? I know the law's a weird and wacky place, but that...sounds a little off."

[swap_minds4fun]

"No, Mightor presided over that one. Before and after, yeah, I took cases."

Vote: Hufflepuff

[unluckiest_star]

"Oh, that's okay then!" he chirped. "Since you're definitely making a contribution to society, I think you're definite Hufflepuff material, my friend!"