Beowulf had secured
a date with a monster. This was AWESOME.
Problem was, he didn't know exactly what the date was supposed to entail. What was rugby, exactly? Were they supposed to play rugby or watch it? He had the impression that rugby was not just another term for
swiving. More than that, he could not divine
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HI BEOWULF!
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Those immortal words floated through Dieter's mind as he read Beowulf's sign. Clad in terrycloth similar to how Beowulf was clad in leather, they made quite the pair.
"Rugby is a sport," he told the man. "With men beating the Scheiße out of each other to move a ball across a field. It's very invigorating to watch."
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His Teutonic ear caught Dieter's accent. "HAIL, COUNTRYMAN. YOUR TIDINGS OF RUGBY ARE MOST WELCOME. I SEEK TO KNOW OF ITS WAYS. FOR I HAVE A DATE."
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"Glückwünsche!" he said, always happy to hear about love in the halls of Hogwarts. "Ihr Datum muß eine glückliche Person sein."
Rugby was a very uncivilized sport, compared to tennis. It was fun all the same, though. "Im Rugby versuchen die zwei Mannschaften, eine Kugel hinunter auffangen zu führen. Sie können es verschieben, indem Sie es treten oder mit ihm laufen. Das Ziel ist zu zählen, und das andere Ziel ist, den lebenden Misten aus der anderen Mannschaft heraus zu treten, damit sie nicht zählen."
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"Soð ic talige ( ... )
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"You didn't think to look it up in a book did you?" of course not, that didn't seem to be the mans style. "I could teach it to you if you so desired," perhaps more people would become interested enough for teams. He would like that very much.
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He then spied Beowulf, and his sign, and so walked over the the table. "I don't know, what is rugby?" He assumed Beowulf knew, and thats why he was sitting here with the sign.
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