Kahsaandrah Sakura Sylverfyre appeared in the Sorting Room amidst a cloud of golden sparkles. She looked around with a demure and yet sassy look on her face. What was left of her face, anyway. The skin on her lower jaw was long since rotted away. She was wearing a low-cut red robe of the finest silk also rotted through in places, and
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"Could've fooled me! Any zombie would wanna eat my brains. You're just trying to lull me into a false sense of security! Besides, if you had a brain, you'd know Fred and George are guys. Two guys can't make babies, duh!"
Tomo had yet to meet Luna Lovegood, of course.
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The slight growling of what was left of her stomach was response enough.
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"How is it that you believe there is such a thing as a 'good' demon?" she asked, her death-filmed eyes filled almost with disbelief.
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In response to the Gryffindor question (it usually was in response to the Gryffindor question), Ron spread his arms and called out, "Alright everyone, move along. No marriage can possibly occur here, none of the grooms meet the requirement. So, close up shop, roll up the veils, see you in the morning. Cheerio!"
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"Half-jawed, sorta green. Maybe missing a few important bits. Weird noodle hair. They might smell a little bit like eggs." He widened his eyes. "Hey! And that's great for some people. I've met one girl in Bosnia with a complete egg-fetish, she was mad." He then noticed her approached, and abruptly drew his wand up; not to cast a spell, but he just liked the idea of a blunt instrument kept between him and the near-drawing figure. He kept it parallel to his face as he swallowed ( ... )
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"Oh, that's a pity," she said, deflating a little and moving her breasts away from where they were threatening to try and invade the immediate area around Ron. "Are you sure, because I bet castles have all sorts of nice hidden areas that need to be taken advantage of," she flirted.
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But what was that, hanging off of... well, whatever it was? "You've got something, right here," he said, pointing helpfully to his jaw to let her know what it was.
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"I should warn you, forced marriage is rather a touchy subject in these parts of late," he said, stabbing a pointer finger at the Gryffindor answer. "And eugenics is always a sore subject with me."
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"Yes. That would be the basic distinction between a forced marriage and the other kind." He pointed to her writing. "Mating the two prettiest for the express purpose of making pretty babies, and lots of them, is eugenics. Other true believers in the practice have substituted strength or intelligence or any number of other qualities for 'pretty' in that sentence."
His teeth ground again. "Usually there is a...flip side...to the eugenics coin. Think on it."
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