OC Sue Squibbait: Kahsaandrah Sakura Sylverfyre, World of Warcraft

[undeadsparkle]

Kahsaandrah Sakura Sylverfyre appeared in the Sorting Room amidst a cloud of golden sparkles. She looked around with a demure and yet sassy look on her face. What was left of her face, anyway. The skin on her lower jaw was long since rotted away. She was wearing a low-cut red robe of the finest silk also rotted through in places, and

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[dungbombsrule]

Ok, zombie lady was really gross. Really gross. If he was a meaner lad, he'd probably make some comment on how cheese should suit her fine, with the mold and all. But Ron was too gallant, and instead took a piss out of those who weren't there and thus couldn't take offense and then curse him silly for it.

In response to the Gryffindor question (it usually was in response to the Gryffindor question), Ron spread his arms and called out, "Alright everyone, move along. No marriage can possibly occur here, none of the grooms meet the requirement. So, close up shop, roll up the veils, see you in the morning. Cheerio!"

[undeadsparkle]

"What?" She gazed upon the boy, eyes wide and disconcerting and confused. "Does this mean there won't be babies of true love? And are any of them single?" She edged a bit closer. "Are you single?"

[dungbombsrule]

"Ah, no. They're all blokes; nothing wrong with it, but... yeah, a baby would be pretty wrong. I mean, not wrong wrong, but you know, I think if there were a spell that made babies for just guys, the first few tries might turn out looking a little ookie." Ron tried to picture the first result of a butt baby, and unfortunately he was facing Kahsaanderaldrathingamajig at the same time.

"Half-jawed, sorta green. Maybe missing a few important bits. Weird noodle hair. They might smell a little bit like eggs." He widened his eyes. "Hey! And that's great for some people. I've met one girl in Bosnia with a complete egg-fetish, she was mad." He then noticed her approached, and abruptly drew his wand up; not to cast a spell, but he just liked the idea of a blunt instrument kept between him and the near-drawing figure. He kept it parallel to his face as he swallowed

[undeadsparkle]

"Their babies would be perfect as long as they really loved each other," she said firmly. And she believed it, too. Love made things perfect except for when tragedy was more fun.

"Oh, that's a pity," she said, deflating a little and moving her breasts away from where they were threatening to try and invade the immediate area around Ron. "Are you sure, because I bet castles have all sorts of nice hidden areas that need to be taken advantage of," she flirted.

[dungbombsrule]

"Oh. The babies would be born with concave heads. Completely imploded. Every hat he passes would be like a cruel joke told only to him." Ron nodded with a knowing tone.

Ron's eyes, however, continued to be wide and completely spherical. How the butt baby would envy him. "Ha! Secret places to hide? Yeah," he said nervously. "I'm thinking of them right now."

[undeadsparkle]

"Oh, that's so sad! I bet the father would need cheering up. Both fathers." She sighed wistfully.

"Oooh, really?" She winked alluringly. "So am I."

[dungbombsrule]

Ron winced at the wink, since her lashes managed to get a bit stuck in gunk at the lower lid, and it took several seconds and a loud 'Squish!' sound to get it back up again. It made Ron turn almost Kahsaandwich's hue.

"Huh. Hey, you know what? There's a great hiding space in this room! And it's in the corner furthest from me as possible. Oh, what are the chances?"

[undeadsparkle]

"Oh, really? Where?" She turned to look, expecting to see a love nook nearby, possibly with pillows and chocolate syrup.

[dungbombsrule]

Ron's voice deepened, though really, it was deep enough on its own. "Just look into your heart, and you'll know it to be true." He looked dramatically to the corner and waved a hand. "Now go."

[undeadsparkle]

And such was her belief, that she headed off to that corner, waiting for the love nook to appear.

[dungbombsrule]

You know how in cartoons, Bugs Bunny or someone just runs in place for a few, and then zooms out of there?

This wasn't like that. Ron just zoomed. Bang, swish, and he was gone. Though chances are he could outrun a zombie, so he didn't have to try so hard.