Kahsaandrah Sakura Sylverfyre appeared in the Sorting Room amidst a cloud of golden sparkles. She looked around with a demure and yet sassy look on her face. What was left of her face, anyway. The skin on her lower jaw was long since rotted away. She was wearing a low-cut red robe of the finest silk also rotted through in places, and
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In response to the Gryffindor question (it usually was in response to the Gryffindor question), Ron spread his arms and called out, "Alright everyone, move along. No marriage can possibly occur here, none of the grooms meet the requirement. So, close up shop, roll up the veils, see you in the morning. Cheerio!"
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"Half-jawed, sorta green. Maybe missing a few important bits. Weird noodle hair. They might smell a little bit like eggs." He widened his eyes. "Hey! And that's great for some people. I've met one girl in Bosnia with a complete egg-fetish, she was mad." He then noticed her approached, and abruptly drew his wand up; not to cast a spell, but he just liked the idea of a blunt instrument kept between him and the near-drawing figure. He kept it parallel to his face as he swallowed ( ... )
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"Oh, that's a pity," she said, deflating a little and moving her breasts away from where they were threatening to try and invade the immediate area around Ron. "Are you sure, because I bet castles have all sorts of nice hidden areas that need to be taken advantage of," she flirted.
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Ron's eyes, however, continued to be wide and completely spherical. How the butt baby would envy him. "Ha! Secret places to hide? Yeah," he said nervously. "I'm thinking of them right now."
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"Oooh, really?" She winked alluringly. "So am I."
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"Huh. Hey, you know what? There's a great hiding space in this room! And it's in the corner furthest from me as possible. Oh, what are the chances?"
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This wasn't like that. Ron just zoomed. Bang, swish, and he was gone. Though chances are he could outrun a zombie, so he didn't have to try so hard.
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