OC Sue Squibbait: Kahsaandrah Sakura Sylverfyre, World of Warcraft

[undeadsparkle]

Kahsaandrah Sakura Sylverfyre appeared in the Sorting Room amidst a cloud of golden sparkles. She looked around with a demure and yet sassy look on her face. What was left of her face, anyway. The skin on her lower jaw was long since rotted away. She was wearing a low-cut red robe of the finest silk also rotted through in places, and

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[tomowildcat]

Tomo does not read the application, but takes one look at the applicant and yells, "A ZOMBIE! A SPARKLY ZOMBIE! You can't have my brains! No matter how awesome they are!"

[undeadsparkle]

Kahsaandrah frowned prettily for a zombie at the girl. "Why would I want your spicy brains? I have my own!" And despite her actions, she did. All you had to do was move aside the hair at the side of her head to see for yourself.

[tomowildcat]

Spicy brains? Well, of course they would be spicy. Tomo's brains certainly couldn't be bland! She'd tell you so herself!

"Could've fooled me! Any zombie would wanna eat my brains. You're just trying to lull me into a false sense of security! Besides, if you had a brain, you'd know Fred and George are guys. Two guys can't make babies, duh!"

Tomo had yet to meet Luna Lovegood, of course.

[undeadsparkle]

"They can if they love each other enough!" Her eyes flashed with delusion. She sniffed in indignation. "I'm not even going to dignify that with a response."

The slight growling of what was left of her stomach was response enough.

[tomowildcat]

"Wow, you slept through sex ed, didn't ya?" Tomo nods like she knows what she's talking about, although her knowledge of American sex ed is pieced together from Osaka and random conversations she's eavesdropped on in the Great Hall. "Pfft. Too late! You just did!"

She hears the growling and backs away. "I heard that! Don't you try the stupid act! I'm not letting my guard down that easy!"

[undeadsparkle]

"I didn't! I've had plenty of sex! With guys and girls, but mostly with guys!" She pouted at Tomo. "And I'm not trying to take advantage of you, I promise." Because brain-eating? Is totally the same as flirting. Or something. Sue logic is not Earth logic.

[tomowildcat]

"HA! So it's NOT an act!" She wrinkles her nose. "Ew. What, you do a lot of necrophiliacs?"

[undeadsparkle]

"No! I summon demons, not other dead people!" What? Big words are hard.

[tomowildcat]

"Demon boinking? Wow! I thought I was kinky, but you've got ISSUES! Don't ya have any pride?"

[teamseaslug]

Osaka knew that if she waited long enough, she'd see another zombie at Hogwarts!

This one looks scary and drippy, and it's all too easy to imagine her lunging out and eating the brains of each and every student here, even if she did spend her time talking about light and cheese and not brains in her application. And then... oh no! Tomo is talking with her! Tomo is in danger!

Osaka heads over, eyes closed and mirror necklace held out in front of her. "Tomo! Don't look into her eyes or she'll hypnotize you and your brain is as good as gone! Don't go into the light!"

[undeadsparkle]

"I never had sex with demons! Well, just that succubus. And an incubus. But they were good, too! They told me so!" Kahsaandrah eyed the new arrival disdainfully. "Now you're just being rude."

[tomowildcat]

Tomo grabs Osaka by the shoulders before she can plow face-first into the zombie's rotting bosom. "Don't worry, I'm not looking in her eyes! Her stupid hasn't infected me! Ya gotta hold it up higher so she can see."

To the zombie chick, she adds, "Yeah, 'cause demons are always so honest! Admit it, you were desperate. Looking like that -" here she indicates the applicant's reflection in the mirror - "you'd have to be!"

[teamseaslug]

Osaka lifts the little mirror slightly higher. "Is it working yet?" she calls, not daring to open her eyes.

[undeadsparkle]

Kahsaandrah was confused thought that was honestly not a new development for her. "You just don't want to look into my eyes because they're so pretty. You'd be stricken with jealousy forever."

[tomowildcat]

((Sorry for the delay!))

There is only one response Tomo can come up with to that statement: "PFFFTHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" She nearly doubles over laughing. "Yeah, right! Rotting flesh is NOT a turn-on! I dunno how you could stand the smell!"

[undeadsparkle]

"That's so rude! How dare you!" Kahsaandrah took a step forward, arms out, intending to show that she smelled like roses. Dead, rotting, molding roses, with a lot of dead flesh thrown in for good measure. However, it had more of the effect of a movie zombie lurching for sweet, sweet brains.