Open RP: Vicky at the lake

[nobutyeah]

Vicky doesn't like smoking inside. It reminds her of Borstal too much. So she is outside, having a fag, trying to set a tree on fire with her lighter and kicking it when it doesn't set alight. She may also be trying to destroy the branches by hanging onto them.

'Soddin' Sparklypoo!' she suddenly yells, and directs a stream of abuse at the lake,

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[dr_gf]

Dr. Girlfriend was having a walk and enjoying the weather when she realized that she had left her lighter in her room in the Slytherin dungeons. So it was fortunate that she found a woman with a lighter. "Sweetie, if you want to burn trees down, it helps if you have gasoline or jet fuel or something. Mind if I borrow that?" She motioned at the lighter.

[nobutyeah]

'Yeah, but no, but alright yeah just don't touch the bit that Justine Timberlake did when he signed my hat at Wembley and then asked for a fag and our eyes met over the flame and he said I was dead hot and asked me to be his sexy bareback rider.'

She chucks the comedy penis lighter at the woman.

[dr_gf]

She raised an eyebrow, but caught the lighter and dug a cigarette out of her pocket. She lit it and threw the lighter back. "Justin Timberlake, huh?"

[nobutyeah]

'Yeah, and he was well fitter than any of Take That OH my Gawd can you BUlieve Robbie didn't get back with them? What a twatbasket.'

Vicky misses the catch and hisses a 'BITCH' at the woman before rummaging around in the wet leaves to get it, half-expecting to find a used condom there.

[gusty_pony]

The little pony trotted over towards Vicky. "You're in Sparklypoo too!" Too happy, far far too happy. "So am I!"

[nobutyeah]

'OH MY GOD where did you get your extensions they are like well wicked!'

Vicky...making friends?

[gusty_pony]

Gusty laughed. "You like my hair! It's natural. Your's is nice too!"

[nobutyeah]

Ah. 'Natural'. Vicky gives the pony a wink.

'I know, isn't it fabulous? Chantelle Lewis was gonna get it but I was like SHUT UP WHORE because this style is well unique.'

[marius_p]

Marius, who had been neglected by his mun reading voraciously in the library, decided that he had been indoors too long, and was taking a walk by the lake.

Upon seeing Vicky's interactions with the tree and the lake, Marius frowned and cleared his throat. "Pardonnez- moi, Mademoiselle, but do you have some complaint with the grounds?"

((Reposted for typo))

[nobutyeah]

'Nah, other than it'd be nicer if it were a superstore,' Vicky says, and then turns towards the man. 'Hell-o...you remind me of my first shag, when I was twelve.'

[marius_p]

Marius blinked. "I am sorry? Shag? English is not my first language, perhaps I am not, euh, understanding as others might."

[nobutyeah]

(The mun apologises for this. (not really))

'Shag-fuck, sex, banging, doing, getting off...'

Vicky bats her grotesque fake lashes in Marius' direction. 'Oooh, you're foreign an' exotic? Like Chris, only he just worked at the fish counter in Morrisons so he just smelled exotic.'

[angelicbadboy]

((Oh, I do so enjoy torturing my pups... Remind me to apologise to Brice later.))

For once, Brice was struck speechless. He stared at Vicky, fascinated in the same way some people are fascinated by car accidents.

"Cigarettes will kill you, you know," he said finally and made a vague gesture at the poor, abused lake. "So, darling, why all the hate?"

It felt wrong calling this one 'darling.' But old habits die hard.

[nobutyeah]

'Cause they make look dead sexy, innit.'

She blows a ring of smoke in his direction, and then coughs hard.

[angelicbadboy]

"Right..."

Brice waved the smoke away, frowning. Bad manners. His frown deepened at her coughing.

"How long've you been smoking those?"

[nobutyeah]

'Since I could walk.'

Vicky sucks in the smoke and tries to blow it out of her nostrils. It goes 'phut' and seeps out between her teeth.