Open RP: Vicky at the lake

[nobutyeah]

Vicky doesn't like smoking inside. It reminds her of Borstal too much. So she is outside, having a fag, trying to set a tree on fire with her lighter and kicking it when it doesn't set alight. She may also be trying to destroy the branches by hanging onto them.

'Soddin' Sparklypoo!' she suddenly yells, and directs a stream of abuse at the lake,

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[marius_p]

Marius, who had been neglected by his mun reading voraciously in the library, decided that he had been indoors too long, and was taking a walk by the lake.

Upon seeing Vicky's interactions with the tree and the lake, Marius frowned and cleared his throat. "Pardonnez- moi, Mademoiselle, but do you have some complaint with the grounds?"

((Reposted for typo))

[nobutyeah]

'Nah, other than it'd be nicer if it were a superstore,' Vicky says, and then turns towards the man. 'Hell-o...you remind me of my first shag, when I was twelve.'

[marius_p]

Marius blinked. "I am sorry? Shag? English is not my first language, perhaps I am not, euh, understanding as others might."

[nobutyeah]

(The mun apologises for this. (not really))

'Shag-fuck, sex, banging, doing, getting off...'

Vicky bats her grotesque fake lashes in Marius' direction. 'Oooh, you're foreign an' exotic? Like Chris, only he just worked at the fish counter in Morrisons so he just smelled exotic.'

[marius_p]

The words failed to register with Marius for several moments. When they did, he flushed violently, so appalled that his accent kicked in. "Ah, Mademoiselle, euh... I am French, yes. But eez eet propair to speek of such zings in mixed company?"

[nobutyeah]

'Uh-HUH,' says Vicky greedily, looking over the French man with unhidden delight. 'Do you do all the things with 'french' in?'

(You know, like cook french toast.)

She waggles her eyebrows.

[marius_p]

"Euh, I am not zure of what you are asking," Marius said doubtfully, rather freaked out by the eyebrow waggle. "I do not zink zat I can do zings wizzout being French. I cannot, euh... take out my nationality?"

She was laughing at him, wasn't she? His blush deepened and he tried to think of some way to politely excuse himself.

[nobutyeah]

'You can put your nationality into something.'

WOOF.

[marius_p]

"Into somezing?" Marius asks, bewildered and completely embarrassed. "Mademoiselle, I am not understanding you."

Marius had no idea what she was talking about at all. What kind of vocabulary was she using? Was his English really that lamentable?

[nobutyeah]

Vicky sighs. 'You woulda been rubbish anyway,' she grumps, and flicks the comedy penis lighter on and off. 'And stolen my sunlounger after.'

[marius_p]

Marius, now sufficiently freaked out to never want to wander out of the library again, muttered something in a mangled mix of French and English. He bowed, then walked very quickly away. Marius wasn't sure where, but any other place than the one Vicky was in was infinitely appealing.