Open RP: Vicky at the lake

[nobutyeah]

Vicky doesn't like smoking inside. It reminds her of Borstal too much. So she is outside, having a fag, trying to set a tree on fire with her lighter and kicking it when it doesn't set alight. She may also be trying to destroy the branches by hanging onto them.

'Soddin' Sparklypoo!' she suddenly yells, and directs a stream of abuse at the lake,

Comments

[dr_gf]

Dr. Girlfriend was having a walk and enjoying the weather when she realized that she had left her lighter in her room in the Slytherin dungeons. So it was fortunate that she found a woman with a lighter. "Sweetie, if you want to burn trees down, it helps if you have gasoline or jet fuel or something. Mind if I borrow that?" She motioned at the lighter.

[nobutyeah]

'Yeah, but no, but alright yeah just don't touch the bit that Justine Timberlake did when he signed my hat at Wembley and then asked for a fag and our eyes met over the flame and he said I was dead hot and asked me to be his sexy bareback rider.'

She chucks the comedy penis lighter at the woman.

[dr_gf]

She raised an eyebrow, but caught the lighter and dug a cigarette out of her pocket. She lit it and threw the lighter back. "Justin Timberlake, huh?"

[nobutyeah]

'Yeah, and he was well fitter than any of Take That OH my Gawd can you BUlieve Robbie didn't get back with them? What a twatbasket.'

Vicky misses the catch and hisses a 'BITCH' at the woman before rummaging around in the wet leaves to get it, half-expecting to find a used condom there.

[dr_gf]

"...yeah." She wasn't the boy-band type, though one of the henchmen insisted on leaving the TV in the break room on channels that seemed obsessed with former boy-band members and their antics.

At the sound of the hissed insult, she narrowed her eyes. "Pardon me?"

[nobutyeah]

'OH MY GOD, don't go givin' me the evils!'

Yes, that was another insult.

[dr_gf]

"Lady, you're not making any sense."

[nobutyeah]

Dude. It's Vicky.

'WhatEVER.'