Have signed up for palantir dating service, am v. tired of lusting after man-who-is-now-king. Have found an ad of interest...
"9 fingered M. Hobit, V. Hairy, belt height, Looking for my missing peice"
hope he isnt talking about his finger....
Anyway i replied... "Tall beautiful Elf, Long golden hair, Only a few thousand years old, Currious about
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