Had the most appalling dream today. Grandma had set up cameras to spy on Daddy, and I unknowingly watched one when I was bored. Daddy and Haldir were in the third-floor bathroom doing the most unspeakable things.
Thank goodness Grandma reassured me it was all in my head.
Crossing Caradhras more difficult than I excepted. Oh well; have erected a shield with my elven powers. All of the snow bounces off, save a few flakes that are enticingly caught in my lashes and hair
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Hee hee. Am traveling to Grandma's tomorrow to help with Gandalf's "new look." Am also taking all my tiaras and locking my closet with voice recognition. Kiss this, Daddy!
Gandalf finally left Rivendell, and I say it's about time.Could hardly get into the bathroom, what with all the baths he and Daddy kept taking. "Showing ancient Elven cleansing techniques," my immortal ass.
Clearly, they were using my moisturizer and trying to keep it on the DL.
Bickered w/Daddy today. He would insist on pointing out Aragorn's pesky mortality, and my lack thereof. Rather poutily told him that "I would rather spend ten years with Aragorn than eternal life in Valinor with an asshole like you."