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hiyacynth

The Tolkien Confessional

Jan 05, 2004 20:49

Tolkien Hell. I don't know about anyone else, but I'm quite sure it exists and that I'm headed there. How do I know this? Well I'll tell you...

A while back, toward the end of Long Dark before the TTT EE's release--I discovered the Tolkien-sinners' version of saying penance. It came out of one of my favorite time killers, which is to go out to ( Read more... )

hobbitses, lotr, tolkien hell, dirty wrong thoughts

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Umm.. cunien January 6 2004, 20:46:48 UTC

Hey, would you mind awfully if I put you on my friends list? Hey, I like you style. Lol.

Re: Umm.. hiyacynth January 6 2004, 21:09:28 UTC

I would not mind at all! I'm so new to this thing that I'm pretty clueless about the etiquitte involved. I'm going to add you to my list, too, if you don't mind.

Note to self... hiyacynth January 6 2004, 21:11:33 UTC

Learn to spell "etiquette". LOL.

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hiyacynth January 8 2004, 04:35:51 UTC

Oh no! I've never noticed the ass-grabbing before! Well, wait, maybe in Moria, but I'll definitely have to go check. To the Lockholes with both of us! Dibs on Merry-the-Jailer!

Barbie's World of Middle-earth Smut is a game I spun off from a game my friend invented about 20 years ago. I'm actually about to post an entry about it, because it's fun to rattle on about.

And I must say "oooomph" to your icon. I love Fierce!Pippin. Sigh...

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hiyacynth January 8 2004, 05:45:35 UTC

We may have to negotiate about Pippin. How about this: You can have him while I'm in the Lockholes, but when Merry releases me, I get to recover at Crickhollow with Pip.

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delle January 8 2004, 05:25:26 UTC

You were rec'd to me by lullenny. Too funny! May I friend you as well?

* Eleven times I sort of thought that Eowyn and Aragorn should go do it against a wall in Helm's Deep.

Only 11? And I am so going to hell. I'm going to write the damn scene!

hiyacynth January 8 2004, 05:49:33 UTC

Believe me, the number has gone up since I first confessed it. You must alert me when you post that story!

Please, friend away! I can't promise to be consistently entertaining, but I try :-)

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Re: Confessional poppymuddyfoot January 10 2004, 09:20:17 UTC

OOOOOHHH!!! NOOOO!!! Now I'll never be able to watch the "strawberries" scene again without cracking up.

Re: Confessional hiyacynth January 13 2004, 00:38:59 UTC

Every time Legolas gives his "They are cursed" spiel, I think of Pirates of the Caribbean

My brain went straight there, too, the first time I saw it. I also thought about THE SECRET DIARIES at the Coronation, when Legolas showed up having borrowed one of Elrond's pretty headbands.

Welcome to Tolkein Hell!

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Re: Over the edge hiyacynth January 13 2004, 00:35:22 UTC

OH my god. My head is reeling. Seriously, there's only so much of this I can take before I pass out or wet myself.

Thank you for sharing your sins! I feel much better about the new batch that's cropped up over the weekend.