Well, that's out of the way, let's hope things start looking up for Carly pretty soon ( Read more... )

I think it’s high time I tried leaving my room for other parts of the hotel; I’m getting that recluse-y feeling. And next thing you know, my horns will grow out, and everything’ll just deteriorate until I’m a lot less glamorous than the original Lorne everyone knows and can’t help but love. It’s a crime to deny people things they want, isn’t it ( Read more... )

And let me tell you, that's saying something ( Read more... )

I need a drink ( Read more... )