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[hispalette]

[Action → Around Mayfield]

[for those of you who actually bother to make the morning commute to work/school, you might have a little trouble today. there, right in the middle of the road, is a very big, fat cat-like creature sleeping serenely despite all the traffic going on around it. cars beep their horns furiously at it and find a way to drive

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Action → BLOCKING RIN'S ROADROLLER.

[doublerinbow]

[grrrrrrrr.]

[hispalette]

[snoooooore. it still isn't moving, and it's pretty unlikely that it recognizes the imminent danger a roadroller presents. or that it's even astute enough to notice it to begin with.

but could you really run over an innocent kitty cat?]

[doublerinbows]

[There are a lot of things that Rin will run over....

.... but alas, cute animals are not among them. Curse you for taking advantage of her one weakness!

So now she's going to sit back in her chair and desperately scan her song files. THEY'VE MADE HER COVER POKEMON BGM BEFORE. MAYBE SHE CAN MIMIC THE POKEFLUTE.

.... it was really a stretch.]

Damn it! ♪

[hispalette]

[whereas the musical quality of that curse might not effect Snorlax in the least, Red is much more aware. it helps that he's a very light sleeper anyway; those damn cars make it very difficult to get any amount of shuteye whatsoever.

he rolls over on Snorlax's belly and looks up to see Rin.]

Hi. [- like it's no big deal at all.]

[Phone]

[mr_eviloverlord]

You could do what I did and build awesome gadgets and machinery of mayhem. Sometimes I don't even have to fight. My adversary often runs off with their tail between theirs legs at the sight of my fearsome battlesuits.

[That's never happened.]

[hispalette]

[ten seconds in and already he doesn't know what to say to this guy. it's a new record.]

Battlesuits?

[mr_eviloverlord]

Yes! Battlesuits. A giant robotic suit! That you wear. For combat.

... Battlesuits.

[hispalette]

I've...never seen one before. But they sound like they'd be hard to make.

action; around Mayfield

[backinblackcity]

[Well, this is unusual. And once again, another Pokemon she's only seen on television and in books. She stands on tip-toe, as if that might help her look over the creature. It does look like someone's on top of it, at least...]

[hispalette]

[and there is! it might be a little hard to considering Snorlax's belly is rising and falling with every inhalation of breath, but it shouldn't be difficult to see that the person is Red. and he's trying his best to sleep, which he's doing quite well all things considered.]

[backinblackcity]

[Aha, that explains things.]

Is this really a good place for you guys to sleep?

Phone

[hellsing_knight]

You wish to learn how to defend yourself like a normal human. There's nothing at all wrong with that.

Tell me, how old are you?

[hispalette]

[yikes, already he can tell that this woman means business. he tries to sound as polite as possible when he replies.]

Fourteen and a half, ma'am. Is that too old to learn?

[Phone]

[undying_heroism]

Sure, you can do all sorts of things!

[hispalette]

Like what?

[undying_heroism]

Like building up your physical stamina, honing your skills with weapons, becoming faster by forcing yourself to run a few miles each day, coming up with natural defenses. Stuff like that.

Bottom-line is training. But what type is up to you.