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[hispalette]

[Action → Around Mayfield]

[for those of you who actually bother to make the morning commute to work/school, you might have a little trouble today. there, right in the middle of the road, is a very big, fat cat-like creature sleeping serenely despite all the traffic going on around it. cars beep their horns furiously at it and find a way to drive

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[Phone]

[mr_eviloverlord]

You could do what I did and build awesome gadgets and machinery of mayhem. Sometimes I don't even have to fight. My adversary often runs off with their tail between theirs legs at the sight of my fearsome battlesuits.

[That's never happened.]

[hispalette]

[ten seconds in and already he doesn't know what to say to this guy. it's a new record.]

Battlesuits?

[mr_eviloverlord]

Yes! Battlesuits. A giant robotic suit! That you wear. For combat.

... Battlesuits.

[hispalette]

I've...never seen one before. But they sound like they'd be hard to make.

[mr_eviloverlord]

Thbbbbt. Not if you have incredible intellect. Back home I was just starting work on my latest creation. Thirty tons of solid steel!

[hispalette]

So you're, like...a scientist? [to Megamind's credit, he's pretty good at tooting his own horn. consider Red impressed.] That sounds really cool. Can you make one here?

[mr_eviloverlord]

You could say that. "Scientist" does sound pretty dignified.

With thirty tons of steel and the proper components, I could. Unfortunately this town is so behind the times. The technology is disappointing. No, it's downright pathetic.

[hispalette]

A good scientist can make anything out of what they find. You should keep trying. I'd really like to see some of your inventions.

[mr_eviloverlord]

You would?

[Moment to ponder.]

Would a flying motorcycle be impressive enough for the time being? Oh! Or how about a watch that can disguise your appearance?