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Lily Potter, Photograph, August 1978

Nov 06, 2006 00:17

Name: Lily Potter
Format: Photograph
Date: August 1978
Relevance: Ministry investigation into alleged breaches of the International Statute of Secrecy by Lily Potter (then Lily Evans); alleged interferance in Ministry procedures by Narcissa Malfoy.

( From the files of the Improper Use of Magic Office )

1978, lily_potter, photograph

Comments 68

humming_bee November 6 2006, 00:31:15 UTC

Secret societies of dubious legal standing, Miss Evans? Nothing too underhanded, I hope.

*winks*

lily_tiger November 6 2006, 00:55:19 UTC

*innocent* I don't know where they got that from. You know I'd never do anything the Ministry would disapprove of.

humming_bee November 6 2006, 01:13:29 UTC

Indeed not.

In fact, that reminds me: will you be attending the book club meeting this Wednesday? The readings this week are proving to be quite informative.

lily_tiger November 6 2006, 01:30:38 UTC

*grins*

Yes, I'm looking forward to it. Do I need to, uh, pick anything up from the library beforehand?

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exsequeverus November 6 2006, 04:59:07 UTC

(wide eyes, obviously fighting an explosive sporfle)
Well. That's--creative.

lily_tiger November 6 2006, 09:42:21 UTC

*does not see anything remotely amusing in the situation*

That's one word for it.

exsequeverus November 6 2006, 15:24:16 UTC

(fights harder, with more but not complete success)

I wouldn't be at all surprised if she was trying to do you a favor. In a very, very long-term and round-about way, of course. Or if not you personally, than your future generations.

lily_tiger November 6 2006, 16:06:36 UTC

*sense of humour still AWOL*

What's that supposed to mean?

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favourite_son November 6 2006, 17:09:17 UTC

Am I the only one who thinks they should have a proper bitchfight, with hair-pulling and everything? Plus, Reg could get his cheerleader gear on. :D

*wrinkles his nose*
I don't know. It looks pretty dangerous to me.

lily_tiger November 6 2006, 17:57:12 UTC

No, you really aren't! ;D

Only if you happen to be a lettuce-leaf. I did think you had a bit more spine than that.

favourite_son November 6 2006, 21:15:18 UTC

*looks highly unimpressed*
Do I look like a lettuce leaf? I'm not scared of it.

lily_tiger November 6 2006, 22:10:27 UTC

*midly* Of course you aren't. That would be unspeakably pathetic.

blackdasphodele November 7 2006, 04:32:00 UTC

They were all true too. Merlin only knows how you convinced the officials that they weren't.

lily_tiger November 7 2006, 20:57:43 UTC

*rolls eyes* You don't mean to tell me you actually believe all those stories you told? Those sort of delusions could be the sign of something serious--I think you should see a Healer.

blackdasphodele November 8 2006, 00:31:33 UTC

You don't mean to tell me that you've not used magic in that hovel you call a flat?

*smirks*
Oh should I? Perhaps I could pay a small visit to your bloodtraitorous boyfriend?

lily_tiger November 8 2006, 00:38:33 UTC

I'm allowed to use magic indoors--Muggles can't see through walls, you know.

*lip curls* Well, James is very talented, but I'm not sure he's up to performing a personality transplant yet. He might have to refer you to a specialist.

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harriedpotter November 7 2006, 20:16:55 UTC

Mum, can you speak to turtles? I can talk to snakes!

lily_tiger November 7 2006, 20:59:42 UTC

I can talk to them, but I'm not sure if they understand me. It's hard to tell with tortoises--they aren't very demonstrative animals.

harriedpotter November 7 2006, 22:27:34 UTC

Oh. Well. Snakes talk back to me, although usually they don't have much to say. The big one said a lot of things about killing. Not very nice.

lily_tiger November 7 2006, 23:54:06 UTC

No, not really. I suspect reptiles aren't great conversationalists. If Gonzalez--that's his name, by the way--could talk, it'd probably only be about lettuce. And dandelion leaves.

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