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Lily Potter, Photograph, August 1978

Nov 06, 2006 00:17

Name: Lily Potter
Format: Photograph
Date: August 1978
Relevance: Ministry investigation into alleged breaches of the International Statute of Secrecy by Lily Potter (then Lily Evans); alleged interferance in Ministry procedures by Narcissa Malfoy.

( From the files of the Improper Use of Magic Office )

1978, lily_potter, photograph

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blackdasphodele November 7 2006, 04:32:00 UTC

They were all true too. Merlin only knows how you convinced the officials that they weren't.

lily_tiger November 7 2006, 20:57:43 UTC

*rolls eyes* You don't mean to tell me you actually believe all those stories you told? Those sort of delusions could be the sign of something serious--I think you should see a Healer.

blackdasphodele November 8 2006, 00:31:33 UTC

You don't mean to tell me that you've not used magic in that hovel you call a flat?

*smirks*
Oh should I? Perhaps I could pay a small visit to your bloodtraitorous boyfriend?

lily_tiger November 8 2006, 00:38:33 UTC

I'm allowed to use magic indoors--Muggles can't see through walls, you know.

*lip curls* Well, James is very talented, but I'm not sure he's up to performing a personality transplant yet. He might have to refer you to a specialist.

blackdasphodele November 8 2006, 00:43:28 UTC

Are you certain about that? I'm sure those rat holes are sufficiently large enough for some pathetic muggle to watch you breaking the law.

*haughtily*
Well when he does manage it, I'm sure you shall be the first to know. It's so sweet to see a man strive futilely for the benefit of his whore.

lily_tiger November 8 2006, 00:48:38 UTC

My neighbours have less interest in peeping through spy-holes to see what I get up to in the privacy of my own home than you appear to.

*loftily* I really won't know. Does Lucius strive for you? I mean apart from trying to keep news of your knicker-dropping off the gossip pages.

blackdasphodele November 8 2006, 00:54:58 UTC

*sweetly*
Oh but Lily, I'm only worried for your welfare. Living in a cesspool with vermin must be a terrible weight on you.

*sniffs*
You'll find nothing but glowing praise of my husband and I in all the papers, but if there were such accusations I'd know who began them. *pointed look*

lily_tiger November 8 2006, 00:56:54 UTC

I don't know what you mean. I don't live anywhere near Wiltshire.

*false smile* I should certainly hope all the praise Lucius garners for you is glowing. He certainly pays enough for it.

blackdasphodele November 8 2006, 01:02:54 UTC

Ah, yes. I'm sorry. You clearly don't understand how miserable your life is if you've never know anything beyond it. Perhaps some day, you can visit to see how real wizards live.

*shakes her head with mock pity*
You have such vulgar sensibilities, don't you? I needn't pay for things that are rightfully mine.

lily_tiger November 8 2006, 01:09:09 UTC

Is that an invitation, Narcissa? I don't know if my constitution can cope with the excitment of sitting around with a broom stuck up my arse whilst discussing which ancestor to dig up and shag next.

*heavily sarcastic* I'm afraid it's awfully difficult for a pleb like me to grasp. So, paying the papers to gush about you is perfectly acceptable, but talking about it is vulgar, right?

blackdasphodele November 10 2006, 00:22:26 UTC

*slow calculating smile*
Yes. I think it is. Would you like to come to tea, Miss Evans? Since you've already got the brom in your arse, it shouldn't be difficult for you.

You'll be most disappointed to find out that no one pays the papers to "gush" about me. I know how to give them stories they want, particularly their fairy tale romance.

lily_tiger November 10 2006, 00:46:09 UTC

Charmed, I'm sure. Did you have a date in mind? I was thinking the Tuesday after hell freezes over, if that's all right with you.

I thought in fairy tales the princess wed the dashing hero, not some airheaded aristo with more galleons than sense.

blackdasphodele November 10 2006, 00:55:21 UTC

*chuckles darkly*
Why Lily? Are you frightened of tea at the Manor? What about this coming Tuesday instead?

*glares at her*
Dismiss him at your own peril, Evans.

lily_tiger November 10 2006, 00:58:22 UTC

Well, if you insist. Is there anything you'd like me to bring? Fruitcake, perhaps?

*raises eyebrows* Are you suggesting I should be scared of Lucius?

blackdasphodele November 10 2006, 01:03:10 UTC

Oh no. I shall provide all the refreshments, Lily. All you need to do is show up and partake of them.

*chuckles*
Perhaps.

lily_tiger November 10 2006, 01:06:23 UTC

*sweetly* That's most gracious of you, Narcissa.

What's he going to do? Suffocate me with hair pomande? Flounce me to death?

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