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Super bonus brownie points if anon also wants to write Poland's subsequent attempts to convert his new boyfriend. (Historically, it wasn't a violent conversion, just more of Lithuania finally going "Well, it'll be good for our union... GAH, FINE", so no need to feel weird about it - 's not like Ireland.) <3
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Poland frowned, dropping his gaze to a leaf of paper clenched in his nervous, sweaty fist. Where was Lithuania? He’d promised he’d be here - unless . . . it didn’t seem possible, but had Poland somehow misread? His gaze darted over the spindly handwriting, and he swallowed.
Dear Poland, - so the letter was for him, at least -
I hope this letter finds you in good health. (Indeed, I would hate to think of your sparkly gaze dulled or your pert, little nose rubbed raw by the calamity of illness!) We have met scarce times before, but I believe you will remember me. After all, I can hardly think of anything but you lately ( ... )
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Poland let out a shriek and spun around, his eyes wide and heart beating erratically in his chest as he refused to meet Lithuania’s eyes. For a wild moment, he thought Lithuania would be disgusted with the way he’d been delighting in the letter’s crudity, but then he remembered that Lithuania had written the crudity in the first place. And then he reminded himself that Lithuania couldn’t read his mind anyway.
With a deep breath, Poland raised his eyes to Lithuania’s - and stared. “L-like, what happened to you?”
“Oh, this?” Lithuania asked, gesturing at his blackened right eye (seeming to forget his scratched cheeks and clearly broken nose). “It’s nothing. I just had a bit of a skirmish with Mongolia a couple nights ago.”
“Omigod, Mongolia?” Poland echoed, aghast. “Are you, like, okay? That looks like it totally hurts ( ... )
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A smirk twitched at Lithuania’s lips. “Oh, come on. It’s not that exotic.”
“But don’t they have any Polish food?”
“Polish food?” Lithuania echoed in only half-mock indignity. “In Vilnius? Poland, I’m offended!”
“Yeah, but . . .”
“Oh, c’mon. I won’t poison you. It’s just -,”
But Poland wasn’t listening anymore; the bargirl had just hustled past, balancing a bowl of lurid, pink soup in her hands. “Lithuania!” he interrupted excitedly, tugging on Lithuania’s sleeve. “What’s that? The pink stuff ( ... )
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(1) šaltibarčšai: also known as ‘pink borsht’. As Lithuania says, it’s made of boiled beets and sour cream. I recommend it.
(2) kunigaikštis: a title for the greater nobles of Lithuania. It translates to “duke”.
(3) Jūratė and Kastytis: one of the best-known stories of Lithuanian pagan mythology.
Mongolia, Prussia, and Russia - In the 12- and 1300's, Mongolia began a series of conquests across Asia and Europe. He would burn cities and murder women and children . . . Russia got the blunt of the attack, but Poland also was hit pretty hard. Lithuania, on the other hand, while bothered, got off lucky. Prussia is the Teutonic Knights in this story - and man, did the Teutonic Knights give Lithuania hell about being pagan! As for Russia, Lithuania tried taking over Moscow back in the 1300's - a little before the Commonwealth - but got beaten off. I can't find the exact date of the invasion at the moment. >.>
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If you want to find the OP, you can list the fic here. It's a great source for older entries like this.
Keep up the good work!
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But you might want to post the rest at the past-part-fills post: http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/11813.html?mode=reply Part 1 is only supposed to have links to fills now, because there's so little comment space left, and we want to save it for people to track down responses to old prompts.
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