Alfred's House is crowded. Financial Crisis Family Fic. (WTF?) Arthur and his grandkid-states. 1/3
anonymous
March 19 2009, 22:14:47 UTC
Holy shit. Three states!requests on one page? Clearly, the fananon hivemind demands statefic. Uh, sorry this plotless, sexless rambling probably isn't as grandcesty as you wanted. Hope you like it anyway.
England knew, intellectually, that after the debacle of imperialism, he really had no call to complain about how America anyone else raised his kids.
But when he watched them cluster and glare at each other, only breaching the chasms with occasional ritualized insults, when all of them were hurting, he couldn't help fuming about Alfred's ridiculous, polarizing winner-take-all political system
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Alfred's House is crowded. Financial Crisis Family Fic, Arthur and his grandkid-states. 2/3
anonymous
March 19 2009, 22:21:48 UTC
"How's the West Coast making out?" Massachusetts asked. Alaska shrugged. "Badly," he boomed. When Connecticut released his hands, he reached out to trace one large finger along Rhode Island's pointy jaw line. "Cap's almost as wrecked as you and Henry, Roger." (During the mid-sixties, for some unfathomable reason [she was high], California had changed her name from Cassidy to Capricorn, and had never gotten around to changing it back.) "Also, the rest of the region isn't far behind. Only the Midwest is really holding steady." His hand cupped Rhode Island's cheek, almost concealing it completely.
Rhode Island squirmed.
"Seriously, dude, I feel awful right now, go molest Hawaii."
Alaska laughed and lifted Rhode Island out of his chair, settling the pint-sized revolutionary in his lap and cuddling him against his broad chest. Rhode Island harumffed, twisting his fingers in Alaska's heavy coat and nuzzling against him
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Alfred's House is crowded. Financial Crisis Family Fic, Arthur and his grandkid-states. 3/3
anonymous
March 19 2009, 22:26:57 UTC
The door slammed open and Alfred shuffled in, clearly exhausted, his hair whipped into a mess by the huge winds that gusted from Mattew's house down through Tornado Alley. Alfred smiled weakly at the chorus of "Dad!" "Dad, there you are," "Hi, Papa," "Hello, Father," "Mornin' Daddy," and assorted other greetings infused with varying levels of affection and hostility. He waved a hand in a futile, cursory effort to quite them all, before his eyes fell on Arthur and his shoulders relaxed a bit more. He dropped a brief kiss on Arthur's lips and collapsed in a chair Connecticut pulled up for him and managed to wedge in at the already crowded table. He grabbed Arthur's hand in his and squeezed lightly, ignoring his kids peppering him with questions.
Virginia's clear voice carried above the rest.
"Daddy, Richard really needs-" Alfred through up his hands.
"I talked to my bosses, okay? The OMB says Sanford can't pull this crap, it's up to him to take care of the rest of it."
"Where were you?" demanded perhaps a dozen of the rabble at
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Re: Alfred's House is crowded. Financial Crisis Family Fic, Arthur and his grandkid-states. 3/3
anonymous
March 19 2009, 22:50:13 UTC
European!Anon was thoroughly amused by this despite having no knowledge of the local stereotypes beyond the geography. So consider the job well done :)
Rhode Island/Alaska - YES THAT ORDER
anonymous
March 20 2009, 15:40:56 UTC
author!anon now has a terrible craving for filthy RI/Alaska smut of Rhode Island fisting his younger brother. Possibly with scarf!bondage. Because Alaska has a scarf, damnit, even if I can't figure out what color it is.
Re: Rhode Island/Alaska - YES THAT ORDER
anonymous
March 20 2009, 21:42:47 UTC
Alaska!anon thinks this is all quite hilarious X3 *gives all the states big nuzzling hug*
of course there's a scarf! maybe blue, with little stars? Because everyone knows red, white, blue and stars are best, but America would shit bricks before he gave AK a red one :p
Re: Rhode Island/Alaska - YES THAT ORDER
anonymous
March 20 2009, 23:16:45 UTC
Or gold and black for... gold and oil? O_o Ehhhh idk. i could see WA or someone giving one as a gift and it being covered in tree/fish/coffee bean motifs or something haha.
but alaska should definitely inherit his bad eyesight from Alfred, don't you think? can't unsee Sarah Palin glasses lol >>;
Re: Alfred's House is crowded. Financial Crisis Family Fic, Arthur and his grandkid-states. 3/3
anonymous
April 5 2009, 06:35:39 UTC
Pfff! Rhode Island native!Anon here, and I'd just like to say that THAT WAS THE MOST HILARIOUS THING I'VE EVER READ! So much love goes out to writer!anon...
Oh dear god, a Russian-esque Alaska... my dreams have come true... XD
England knew, intellectually, that after the debacle of imperialism, he really had no call to complain about how America anyone else raised his kids.
But when he watched them cluster and glare at each other, only breaching the chasms with occasional ritualized insults, when all of them were hurting, he couldn't help fuming about Alfred's ridiculous, polarizing winner-take-all political system ( ... )
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Rhode Island squirmed.
"Seriously, dude, I feel awful right now, go molest Hawaii."
Alaska laughed and lifted Rhode Island out of his chair, settling the pint-sized revolutionary in his lap and cuddling him against his broad chest. Rhode Island harumffed, twisting his fingers in Alaska's heavy coat and nuzzling against him ( ... )
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Virginia's clear voice carried above the rest.
"Daddy, Richard really needs-" Alfred through up his hands.
"I talked to my bosses, okay? The OMB says Sanford can't pull this crap, it's up to him to take care of the rest of it."
"Where were you?" demanded perhaps a dozen of the rabble at ( ... )
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Alaska/Rhode Island is my crack within-this-one-fic OTP now
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of course there's a scarf! maybe blue, with little stars? Because everyone knows red, white, blue and stars are best, but America would shit bricks before he gave AK a red one :p
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but alaska should definitely inherit his bad eyesight from Alfred, don't you think? can't unsee Sarah Palin glasses lol >>;
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orz (recaptcha: last blizzard)
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Oh dear god, a Russian-esque Alaska... my dreams have come true... XD
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