I however, do not.
anonymous
February 10 2010, 04:27:52 UTC
Ms. Oblivious,
The only day you vill ever see my vital regions ees vhen my seistra pays her heatink bills. And let me tell you, eet vill never happen. (Much to my boss' annoyance)
I am quite sure. Eef I went shootink vith you, only one thing would be shot. And eef you are buildink a bridge to me, I vill have to declare war.
...A pity.
Vill NOT be seeink you soon, Россия
P.S. She ees Belarus. So that means she ees livink in Be-... Alaska. Vith you.
Back of Bitch
anonymous
February 10 2010, 04:33:20 UTC
Dear Sarah Bitch,
Brother is mine, and we're going to get marriedmarriedmarried. You better stay away from him you horrid woman. No one touches my brother or calls him Russia-Wassia, except for me! You know why don't you write this note on your hand to help you remember:
Russia is Belarus's
stabity stab stab, Mrs. Russia
PS Whatever you send me I'll just have Lithuania open.
Uppity Backwards Backwater
anonymous
February 10 2010, 04:48:35 UTC
Dear Belsproutsomething,
I'm afraid you're very mistaken dear, Russia can chose whomever he wants. And I doubt he'd go for a little tart like you. Try again when you can actually handle a man, sweetie.
And apparently I can't send toxic waste to people in my own state, so you're getting off easy for now girly.
I am beink surrounded by crazy.
anonymous
February 10 2010, 04:53:46 UTC
To Insane Sarah,
I am not goink to be chosink you eef that ees vhat you are thinkink. I might not be a 'rapetruck' but I do care about Lithuania in more ways than one. He ees who I choose.
Perhaps you should use eet on yourself. It might make you smarter.
You're Also Surrounded By My Love~
anonymous
February 10 2010, 05:03:25 UTC
Dear Beloved Russia,
Why do you keep denying our love? This 'Lithuania' couldn't possibly love you as much as I do. When I'm president you'll see. Then everything'll be just swell. You'll even forget he's a country.
And you shouldn't say such things dearest, that toxic waste doesn't really make you have super powers like it says in comic books. I checked.
I am drownink in idiocy.
anonymous
February 10 2010, 05:16:05 UTC
The new Belarus,
I vill deny it until the day I die. Because eet ees true. There ees nothink between us but the ocean. And I am hopink eet stays that way. I vill never forget my Lithuania either.
I am thinkink you should try eet for yourself to make sure.
Vill poke your eyes out vith a sharp stick eef you do not stop starink, Россия
Would You Rather Drown In Something Else? *Winks*
anonymous
February 10 2010, 05:32:51 UTC
Dear Wonderful Russia,
Oh I'm sure you'll come around. Eventually. Our love knows no limits! And with my fantastical bridge the ocean will no longer seperate us. We'll be together~ Together!Together!Together!Together!
If you don't wanna come over here though, how about we go somewhere romantic? Like Hawaii or Texas?
You Look Beautiful In The Sunset, Sarah 'Loves You' Palin
Well If You Ever Do, Let Me Know *Creepy Smile*
anonymous
February 10 2010, 05:55:52 UTC
Dear Ivan~,
I'm so glad you really do want to meet up! See? Ya gotta keep positive! I'm not sure where Siberia is exactly, I've got a few maps but I'm not that good at reading 'em. All roads lead to China though right?
Can't Wait To See You, Sarah 'Lovin' It' Palin
((And that's it for me tonight. I've got a paper due in seven hours I have to finish, and that's not including sleep time. This was loltastically worth it however.))
News for you: crazy hockey mom cracks and thinks she can control the world with kinky sex stories. She might be on to something. But good luck because she'll need it. Desperately.
Don't you push your liberal elitist agenda on this fine establishment of a natural energy resource! And yes, I can remember the big words when I want to!
You need to stop tainting our country with your sick obsession of boning all of America's eagles.
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The only day you vill ever see my vital regions ees vhen my seistra pays her heatink bills. And let me tell you, eet vill never happen. (Much to my boss' annoyance)
I am quite sure. Eef I went shootink vith you, only one thing would be shot. And eef you are buildink a bridge to me, I vill have to declare war.
...A pity.
Vill NOT be seeink you soon,
Россия
P.S. She ees Belarus. So that means she ees livink in Be-... Alaska. Vith you.
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http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/13125.html?thread=31281989#t31281989
Because of this. ^
YOU HEARD ME.
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Brother is mine, and we're going to get marriedmarriedmarried. You better stay away from him you horrid woman. No one touches my brother or calls him Russia-Wassia, except for me! You know why don't you write this note on your hand to help you remember:
Russia is Belarus's
stabity stab stab,
Mrs. Russia
PS Whatever you send me I'll just have Lithuania open.
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GO HOME. We are not gettink married! Stop breakink all my doors! You vill not find me now! And leave my Lithuania alone!
Your braht,
Россия
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I'm afraid you're very mistaken dear, Russia can chose whomever he wants. And I doubt he'd go for a little tart like you. Try again when you can actually handle a man, sweetie.
And apparently I can't send toxic waste to people in my own state, so you're getting off easy for now girly.
Laughing At You,
Sarah Russia-Palin
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I am not goink to be chosink you eef that ees vhat you are thinkink. I might not be a 'rapetruck' but I do care about Lithuania in more ways than one. He ees who I choose.
Perhaps you should use eet on yourself. It might make you smarter.
Havink the last laugh,
Россия
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Why do you keep denying our love? This 'Lithuania' couldn't possibly love you as much as I do. When I'm president you'll see. Then everything'll be just swell. You'll even forget he's a country.
And you shouldn't say such things dearest, that toxic waste doesn't really make you have super powers like it says in comic books. I checked.
Watching You Closely,
Sarah Palin
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I vill deny it until the day I die. Because eet ees true. There ees nothink between us but the ocean. And I am hopink eet stays that way. I vill never forget my Lithuania either.
I am thinkink you should try eet for yourself to make sure.
Vill poke your eyes out vith a sharp stick eef you do not stop starink,
Россия
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Oh my god there's so much angst between these two they must secretly realy love each other oh my god.
there's so much sexual tension here someone must fill this!
with lots of frottage and hatesex!
recaptcha - handled scones omg! england agrees to!
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Oh I'm sure you'll come around. Eventually. Our love knows no limits! And with my fantastical bridge the ocean will no longer seperate us. We'll be together~ Together!Together!Together!Together!
If you don't wanna come over here though, how about we go somewhere romantic? Like Hawaii or Texas?
You Look Beautiful In The Sunset,
Sarah 'Loves You' Palin
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I vill not 'come around'. Stop askink! And you sound like Belarus. I think I vant my seistra right about now...
How about you meet me in Siberia during the middle of Russian Winter? I think that would be the best time for you to freeze to death.
You look like you need a straight jacket,
Россия
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I'm so glad you really do want to meet up! See? Ya gotta keep positive! I'm not sure where Siberia is exactly, I've got a few maps but I'm not that good at reading 'em. All roads lead to China though right?
Can't Wait To See You,
Sarah 'Lovin' It' Palin
((And that's it for me tonight. I've got a paper due in seven hours I have to finish, and that's not including sleep time. This was loltastically worth it however.))
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Yes, I vill meet you there and let General Winter have his way vith you. And I vill be havink the last laugh.
I vill not be seeink you,
Россия
((This was going to be my last post too. 1 am. Damn this was long, but it was fun!~))
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News for you: crazy hockey mom cracks and thinks she can control the world with kinky sex stories. She might be on to something. But good luck because she'll need it. Desperately.
Stephen Colbert.
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Don't you push your liberal elitist agenda on this fine establishment of a natural energy resource! And yes, I can remember the big words when I want to!
You need to stop tainting our country with your sick obsession of boning all of America's eagles.
No Love For You,
Sarah Palin
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