CANDEE FOURCE ?/?
anonymous
March 1 2010, 02:32:29 UTC
[Anon would just like everyone to know that this hurts her deeply, mostly because she is a grammar nazi. And thank you Captcha for 'candy force' which made a really awesome sounding title for my fail
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CANDEE FOURCE: Terrible GerIta Pron Edition
anonymous
March 1 2010, 05:41:00 UTC
[Anon is glad it is amusing. xD Now for horrible horrible things that might be rated R for Retarded.]
"Mmhmmhmfffaaaa~" Pasta!Italy kept makin' Weird sounds as germany rubbed his happy place that was in his pants while they were in the closet that germany had stuch them in when he ranned out of the G room.
Germanny pressed the Italy close to him, letting him feel teh metal hardness in his pants.
"Jaaa, Italia. You want i should hardteim it?"
"Ve~ Germany-san. I want it hardlong."
Gernnany than ripped off both of their cloths off. Everything was feeling Happy. They're chickens were both weeping with cum and seamans. It was really Hot. then without lubritation or condiments Germany Stuckt his big thing-y into italie's' small whole, real, reel fast; then Italy started wining like a klein bitch.
"It's okay Dorito-su! If you start Moving it'll make teh pain go 'way!"
So german started ramming his hot, thik, red, pulsating, large, gigantic, adjective, sweaty, meatly, rod into italy even harder
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Re: CANDEE FOURCE: Terrible GerIta Pron Edition
anonymous
March 1 2010, 06:34:10 UTC
The fact that you described their *insert noun for genetalia here* as 'weeping' just added about nine thousand and one win points to this. It's always bugged me to hear that line.
CANDEE FOURCE: Late Night Special Relationship Pron Edition
anonymous
March 1 2010, 07:53:40 UTC
[O_O Anon could not stop blushing at the awesome comments. Oh if her philosophy professor only knew what she was up to while putting off doing her homework...well here's something short while I'm still awake.]
After the meeting wiff the other nations-tans America decided to chillax in his room while hee waited for His sexcret service people to get 'im hookers and blo. But when he entered his room he was atacked suddenly by another nation! they both fall to the floor and it hurts`
"You bloody tosser stop strugling!" It was only UK. Who waz really Teh Untitled Kingdom. Who whas really just AngleLand. Who wass really Mr.Kirbyland. Who wahz really Arthur.
"If yer here 'bout those backtaxes you ain't geting them! srsly. fuck. tea."
"No you Americant. I have....something I need to tells you."
Alfredo's blueish-blue eyes got really really really big looking, but not really. they just seemed that way.
"So desu ne?"Arthfour got a really confuzzled look on his face and his catapiller brows went and hid for the winter in his bangs
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Re: CANDEE FOURCE ?/?
anonymous
October 31 2012, 19:02:54 UTC
"Redssha sure looked pleazed With sayin watever the fuck he said in cryllic,." I spit orange drank onto my screen. I SPIT IT! YOU MADE ME DO THAT. This is the best of the worst, and it hurts so gooooooood.
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"ITALIA! Nicht bounce hier!"
and I think I peed my self when I read:
"I had a dog that sounded like that once. Do ya think he does that cause of all the dog he eats?"
I can't stop laughing.
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"Mmhmmhmfffaaaa~" Pasta!Italy kept makin' Weird sounds as germany rubbed his happy place that was in his pants while they were in the closet that germany had stuch them in when he ranned out of the G room.
Germanny pressed the Italy close to him, letting him feel teh metal hardness in his pants.
"Jaaa, Italia. You want i should hardteim it?"
"Ve~ Germany-san. I want it hardlong."
Gernnany than ripped off both of their cloths off. Everything was feeling Happy. They're chickens were both weeping with cum and seamans. It was really Hot. then without lubritation or condiments Germany Stuckt his big thing-y into italie's' small whole, real, reel fast; then Italy started wining like a klein bitch.
"It's okay Dorito-su! If you start Moving it'll make teh pain go 'way!"
So german started ramming his hot, thik, red, pulsating, large, gigantic, adjective, sweaty, meatly, rod into italy even harder ( ... )
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And "Dorito-su". *Cackle* Well done, anon.
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KILLED ME.
DED.
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I died right there. RIGHT THERE. LIEK, MOAR PLX
ReCaptcha: inmates impressive. See? You even impressed my prison mates :D
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After the meeting wiff the other nations-tans America decided to chillax in his room while hee waited for His sexcret service people to get 'im hookers and blo. But when he entered his room he was atacked suddenly by another nation! they both fall to the floor and it hurts`
"You bloody tosser stop strugling!" It was only UK. Who waz really Teh Untitled Kingdom. Who whas really just AngleLand. Who wass really Mr.Kirbyland. Who wahz really Arthur.
"If yer here 'bout those backtaxes you ain't geting them! srsly. fuck. tea."
"No you Americant. I have....something I need to tells you."
Alfredo's blueish-blue eyes got really really really big looking, but not really. they just seemed that way.
"So desu ne?"Arthfour got a really confuzzled look on his face and his catapiller brows went and hid for the winter in his bangs ( ... )
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You have no idea how much pain I am in from trying to hold in my laughter. Seriously. It's super-late here.
And the "So desu ne?"... It failed so hard it's win. EPIC win.
captcha: reiterated masked ... Apparently Captcha wants Turkey over and over again.
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OHHHH MY GOD. I am dying! Dying! Call an ambulance!
Ironically, I think the hamburger fat line could actually be the most cannon part of this fill.
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SOU DESU NEEEEE!
I love you. This is amazing. I burst out laughing so many times.
Backtaxes!
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brb dying
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I spit orange drank onto my screen. I SPIT IT! YOU MADE ME DO THAT.
This is the best of the worst, and it hurts so gooooooood.
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