CANDEE FOURCE ?/?
anonymous
March 1 2010, 02:32:29 UTC
[Anon would just like everyone to know that this hurts her deeply, mostly because she is a grammar nazi. And thank you Captcha for 'candy force' which made a really awesome sounding title for my fail.]
"Ve~ Ve~ pasta ve~!" Idiot Italy was bouncing up and down in his seat at the world G-Spot summit thing.France had ttly givn him some of that sugar that comes in sticks with the flavor and the jello-pudding-pop. then Germany had to stand up and be a dick.
"ITALIA! Nicht bounce hier!" germany-tan sure looked pissed:
"butt Dutchland! I leik really need pasta ve~"
Germany was about to say something boring/mean/tarded but than Chinaland started babbling like the crazy old cafiteria lady.
"Aru! ARU!!!! ARRRRRRRRRU!!!!!!!!!!!!"
As always, tactiful, america, had, to, comment, "I had a dog that sounded like that once. Do ya think he does that cause of all the dog he eats?"
unfortunetly for Germany thinking about dogs got his special place going all hot.
'Itali and I got to go to the leave so the meeting is post-boned until furthar notise.'
Then germany picked up PastaBoi and ran out of the room in a shower of lurve and yay!
Россия got up and sat in Bratwurstdoods' chair.
"Looks lik I am de liter of de frei verld nao, vight, da?"
"Fuck no, fucker!" Screamed the angry American. (AN:who isn't really ameriken i mean omfg there's more then just one continent named 'americka' i defintly ned 2 b!tch abut thi5 on interwebz moar~!)
Britian just sat there at the table, looking alle depressed and full of Tee as the Ruski and the yank started arguing about whom was beter at being a rapetruck. Didn't they even know they should be sayjin 'rapelori'? not that england wanted to rape anyone named lorry.
"Я хочу, чтобы вы изнасилование, а затем съесть ваш гамбургер, да!" Redssha sure looked pleazed With sayin watever the fuck he said in cryllic,.
"God Russia! why don't you just fuck everyone elses' language some moree ontil theere langguage looks like horrible?'
"Eef Amerika kannot understand thee beauty of my language than it iz hiz fault, not mine." Russia grabbed his pipe out of his pedo!coat and smacked it on the table for no raisin.
"ARRRU ARRRUUUARURARUARUARUA"
"Shit homez! I thinkz chinaz gotta 'nother ceezure!" Nippon was tttly kawaii-getto while poking china with a chopsdick.
"Vino! C'st les vous amour bagette!" Franzis was not plesed with the poking of the china.
it was startin to becum cleer to teh other countries why they meeded hermany to take charge o' things. cause no shit gets done if not.
Hungry stood on the table.
"Wee will come back lator putt until than we will go away until i find gerita pron."
"Gerita pron? Ish that like geriatric people porn? 'cause if so then iggy might be starrring it." Amerixa was being bastard.
"Wanker, yanker, bloody canker." england did not have enuff mana to caste 'witty of the infinate' so had to settle for 'rhyming cockney slang'.
Fin~land For Nao Next Time: Wat is itali and germguy doin alls alones? Who is bigger-est rapetruck? Will the UST between USA and Every Fucking Other PErson go unrestrained? Wtf is this? Ai dun't evan... LAME! INTERWBE MEEMs vailed meh.
CANDEE FOURCE: Terrible GerIta Pron Edition
anonymous
March 1 2010, 05:41:00 UTC
[Anon is glad it is amusing. xD Now for horrible horrible things that might be rated R for Retarded.]
"Mmhmmhmfffaaaa~" Pasta!Italy kept makin' Weird sounds as germany rubbed his happy place that was in his pants while they were in the closet that germany had stuch them in when he ranned out of the G room.
Germanny pressed the Italy close to him, letting him feel teh metal hardness in his pants.
"Jaaa, Italia. You want i should hardteim it?"
"Ve~ Germany-san. I want it hardlong."
Gernnany than ripped off both of their cloths off. Everything was feeling Happy. They're chickens were both weeping with cum and seamans. It was really Hot. then without lubritation or condiments Germany Stuckt his big thing-y into italie's' small whole, real, reel fast; then Italy started wining like a klein bitch.
"It's okay Dorito-su! If you start Moving it'll make teh pain go 'way!"
So german started ramming his hot, thik, red, pulsating, large, gigantic, adjective, sweaty, meatly, rod into italy even harder!
still that guy cried n' cried evan thogh germanu did it just teh way it said to on teh interwebs. their was tons of blood. then it started feelin' batter!
"Germ...gonna......commit!"
"COMMIT ITA, KOMMIT!"
They both cume gloriously all over the place. shittons of come and stuff. and teh bludd from italy's 'you-know-where' place.
Itali~a cuddled next to PotatoLand and felt nice.
"That was grate! usuly I need pasta to come that much!"
"Ja, usully I need Bruder to."
the closet room got really quite as italy got freaked teh fuck out and germanu felt all float-y for comming so much.
Re: CANDEE FOURCE: Terrible GerIta Pron Edition
anonymous
March 1 2010, 06:34:10 UTC
The fact that you described their *insert noun for genetalia here* as 'weeping' just added about nine thousand and one win points to this. It's always bugged me to hear that line.
CANDEE FOURCE: Late Night Special Relationship Pron Edition
anonymous
March 1 2010, 07:53:40 UTC
[O_O Anon could not stop blushing at the awesome comments. Oh if her philosophy professor only knew what she was up to while putting off doing her homework...well here's something short while I'm still awake.]
After the meeting wiff the other nations-tans America decided to chillax in his room while hee waited for His sexcret service people to get 'im hookers and blo. But when he entered his room he was atacked suddenly by another nation! they both fall to the floor and it hurts`
"You bloody tosser stop strugling!" It was only UK. Who waz really Teh Untitled Kingdom. Who whas really just AngleLand. Who wass really Mr.Kirbyland. Who wahz really Arthur.
"If yer here 'bout those backtaxes you ain't geting them! srsly. fuck. tea."
"No you Americant. I have....something I need to tells you."
Alfredo's blueish-blue eyes got really really really big looking, but not really. they just seemed that way.
"So desu ne?"
Arthfour got a really confuzzled look on his face and his catapiller brows went and hid for the winter in his bangs.
"Err...I love you, I haeve always loved you."
America/aflred looked really pissy.
"You do? Why didn't you ever say anything?"
"Why didn't I? cause you didn't say nothing!"
"You shoulda!"
"No you!"
"You!"
then with a mighty "HHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Englesland flipped teh other nation-guy onto his front and begann to grope him from behind in sweat sweet passion.
both nationthings had wanted this for so long, but there pwn insecutrites pervented them from being butt-buddies unill now. Wat they didnt realize waz that their love-shouts of orgasm kould be herd in the hall. so evryone else had to ignore thee wierd crap being said.
"FUck YEAH AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!"
"Deeper DADDY! DEEPER!"
"Faster you fat sack of hamburger fat"
"OHHHHHH................CANADA!!"
"Wait........WAAT DID YOU SAY WANKER?"
Will this be the last of our heroez? Will teh wanker ever admit to the limey that he did in fact call out his brothers name? And why the fuck is their so much insest here? All that and moar in our next sectment!
Re: CANDEE FOURCE ?/?
anonymous
October 31 2012, 19:02:54 UTC
"Redssha sure looked pleazed With sayin watever the fuck he said in cryllic,." I spit orange drank onto my screen. I SPIT IT! YOU MADE ME DO THAT. This is the best of the worst, and it hurts so gooooooood.
"Ve~ Ve~ pasta ve~!" Idiot Italy was bouncing up and down in his seat at the world G-Spot summit thing.France had ttly givn him some of that sugar that comes in sticks with the flavor and the jello-pudding-pop. then Germany had to stand up and be a dick.
"ITALIA! Nicht bounce hier!" germany-tan sure looked pissed:
"butt Dutchland! I leik really need pasta ve~"
Germany was about to say something boring/mean/tarded but than Chinaland started babbling like the crazy old cafiteria lady.
"Aru! ARU!!!! ARRRRRRRRRU!!!!!!!!!!!!"
As always, tactiful, america, had, to, comment, "I had a dog that sounded like that once. Do ya think he does that cause of all the dog he eats?"
unfortunetly for Germany thinking about dogs got his special place going all hot.
'Itali and I got to go to the leave so the meeting is post-boned until furthar notise.'
Then germany picked up PastaBoi and ran out of the room in a shower of lurve and yay!
Россия got up and sat in Bratwurstdoods' chair.
"Looks lik I am de liter of de frei verld nao, vight, da?"
"Fuck no, fucker!" Screamed the angry American. (AN:who isn't really ameriken i mean omfg there's more then just one continent named 'americka' i defintly ned 2 b!tch abut thi5 on interwebz moar~!)
Britian just sat there at the table, looking alle depressed and full of Tee as the Ruski and the yank started arguing about whom was beter at being a rapetruck. Didn't they even know they should be sayjin 'rapelori'? not that england wanted to rape anyone named lorry.
"Я хочу, чтобы вы изнасилование, а затем съесть ваш гамбургер, да!" Redssha sure looked pleazed With sayin watever the fuck he said in cryllic,.
"God Russia! why don't you just fuck everyone elses' language some moree ontil theere langguage looks like horrible?'
"Eef Amerika kannot understand thee beauty of my language than it iz hiz fault, not mine." Russia grabbed his pipe out of his pedo!coat and smacked it on the table for no raisin.
"ARRRU ARRRUUUARURARUARUARUA"
"Shit homez! I thinkz chinaz gotta 'nother ceezure!" Nippon was tttly kawaii-getto while poking china with a chopsdick.
"Vino! C'st les vous amour bagette!" Franzis was not plesed with the poking of the china.
it was startin to becum cleer to teh other countries why they meeded hermany to take charge o' things. cause no shit gets done if not.
Hungry stood on the table.
"Wee will come back lator putt until than we will go away until i find gerita pron."
"Gerita pron? Ish that like geriatric people porn? 'cause if so then iggy might be starrring it." Amerixa was being bastard.
"Wanker, yanker, bloody canker." england did not have enuff mana to caste 'witty of the infinate' so had to settle for 'rhyming cockney slang'.
Fin~land For Nao
Next Time:
Wat is itali and germguy doin alls alones?
Who is bigger-est rapetruck?
Will the UST between USA and Every Fucking Other PErson go unrestrained?
Wtf is this? Ai dun't evan...
LAME! INTERWBE MEEMs vailed meh.
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"ITALIA! Nicht bounce hier!"
and I think I peed my self when I read:
"I had a dog that sounded like that once. Do ya think he does that cause of all the dog he eats?"
I can't stop laughing.
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"Mmhmmhmfffaaaa~" Pasta!Italy kept makin' Weird sounds as germany rubbed his happy place that was in his pants while they were in the closet that germany had stuch them in when he ranned out of the G room.
Germanny pressed the Italy close to him, letting him feel teh metal hardness in his pants.
"Jaaa, Italia. You want i should hardteim it?"
"Ve~ Germany-san. I want it hardlong."
Gernnany than ripped off both of their cloths off. Everything was feeling Happy. They're chickens were both weeping with cum and seamans. It was really Hot. then without lubritation or condiments Germany Stuckt his big thing-y into italie's' small whole, real, reel fast; then Italy started wining like a klein bitch.
"It's okay Dorito-su! If you start Moving it'll make teh pain go 'way!"
So german started ramming his hot, thik, red, pulsating, large, gigantic, adjective, sweaty, meatly, rod into italy even harder!
still that guy cried n' cried evan thogh germanu did it just teh way it said to on teh interwebs. their was tons of blood. then it started feelin' batter!
"Germ...gonna......commit!"
"COMMIT ITA, KOMMIT!"
They both cume gloriously all over the place. shittons of come and stuff. and teh bludd from italy's 'you-know-where' place.
Itali~a cuddled next to PotatoLand and felt nice.
"That was grate! usuly I need pasta to come that much!"
"Ja, usully I need Bruder to."
the closet room got really quite as italy got freaked teh fuck out and germanu felt all float-y for comming so much.
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And "Dorito-su". *Cackle* Well done, anon.
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KILLED ME.
DED.
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I died right there. RIGHT THERE. LIEK, MOAR PLX
ReCaptcha: inmates impressive. See? You even impressed my prison mates :D
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After the meeting wiff the other nations-tans America decided to chillax in his room while hee waited for His sexcret service people to get 'im hookers and blo. But when he entered his room he was atacked suddenly by another nation! they both fall to the floor and it hurts`
"You bloody tosser stop strugling!" It was only UK. Who waz really Teh Untitled Kingdom. Who whas really just AngleLand. Who wass really Mr.Kirbyland. Who wahz really Arthur.
"If yer here 'bout those backtaxes you ain't geting them! srsly. fuck. tea."
"No you Americant. I have....something I need to tells you."
Alfredo's blueish-blue eyes got really really really big looking, but not really. they just seemed that way.
"So desu ne?"
Arthfour got a really confuzzled look on his face and his catapiller brows went and hid for the winter in his bangs.
"Err...I love you, I haeve always loved you."
America/aflred looked really pissy.
"You do? Why didn't you ever say anything?"
"Why didn't I? cause you didn't say nothing!"
"You shoulda!"
"No you!"
"You!"
then with a mighty "HHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Englesland flipped teh other nation-guy onto his front and begann to grope him from behind in sweat sweet passion.
both nationthings had wanted this for so long, but there pwn insecutrites pervented them from being butt-buddies unill now.
Wat they didnt realize waz that their love-shouts of orgasm kould be herd in the hall. so evryone else had to ignore thee wierd crap being said.
"FUck YEAH AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!"
"Deeper DADDY! DEEPER!"
"Faster you fat sack of hamburger fat"
"OHHHHHH................CANADA!!"
"Wait........WAAT DID YOU SAY WANKER?"
Will this be the last of our heroez? Will teh wanker ever admit to the limey that he did in fact call out his brothers name? And why the fuck is their so much insest here? All that and moar in our next sectment!
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You have no idea how much pain I am in from trying to hold in my laughter. Seriously. It's super-late here.
And the "So desu ne?"... It failed so hard it's win. EPIC win.
captcha: reiterated masked ... Apparently Captcha wants Turkey over and over again.
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OHHHH MY GOD. I am dying! Dying! Call an ambulance!
Ironically, I think the hamburger fat line could actually be the most cannon part of this fill.
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SOU DESU NEEEEE!
I love you. This is amazing. I burst out laughing so many times.
Backtaxes!
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brb dying
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I spit orange drank onto my screen. I SPIT IT! YOU MADE ME DO THAT.
This is the best of the worst, and it hurts so gooooooood.
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