A Really Weird Request But...
anonymous
March 1 2010, 00:20:50 UTC
Guys I want some horrible fanfiction, ad when I sa horrible, I mean the usual things that make fanfics bad. So can I get a some parody of crappy fanfiction please? Over down story lines, Mary-Sues, bad spelling and grammar, sticking "his thingy into my you know what".
Seriously he fanfis in this Kink meme are you know sometimes just too good.
TEH TTLY BEST STORY EVER [1/?]
anonymous
March 1 2010, 02:19:02 UTC
Warning: Complete crack and lack of storytelling skills ahead.Hello, I am Hawai, the fifeth steight and my human name is Lili Puka'a Pineapple Sugoi Desu Honu (that means turtle in hawaian!). I look just like a hula girl ecept with a lot shinier hair betiful tanned skin and bigger bewbs like Ukraine. Also I wear hot designer clothes that I buy from the mall but i'm not spoiled! I am a girl and used to be my own nation until America came and invaded me wich i still havent gotten over but dont worry i found out how to restore my virginity so it's all daijoubu! ^_
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liek the gr8est fanfik ever writtn (1/?)
anonymous
March 1 2010, 02:30:57 UTC
REAL author note: It is a lot harder to write in terrible grammar and using Mary-Sues and all that than it sounds. Spell check wants me dead by now. So many other fills to be doing but this one called out to me. I blame reading and making fun of Twilight fan fics the other night. I'm going to try to do this but man, if it gets to hard to butcher the characters and over do cliches then I'm going to have to drop it. Think of it like My Immortal if that happens. My eyes burn after writing this. Quick, back to writing semi-good fanfiction
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Re: liek the gr8est fanfik ever writtn (1/?)
anonymous
March 1 2010, 02:37:37 UTC
OMG U HAS TEH BEST RITING SKILZ! Wat are you doing ritihg on this fill for the bad storiez? U could get this publish'd!
Okay, serious: That was so incredibly horrible, it's awesome. I managed to keep a straight face until "bloody gud u came" and "it wuz liek the best thing ever." Then, I was in pieces.
CANDEE FOURCE ?/?
anonymous
March 1 2010, 02:32:29 UTC
[Anon would just like everyone to know that this hurts her deeply, mostly because she is a grammar nazi. And thank you Captcha for 'candy force' which made a really awesome sounding title for my fail
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CANDEE FOURCE: Terrible GerIta Pron Edition
anonymous
March 1 2010, 05:41:00 UTC
[Anon is glad it is amusing. xD Now for horrible horrible things that might be rated R for Retarded.]
"Mmhmmhmfffaaaa~" Pasta!Italy kept makin' Weird sounds as germany rubbed his happy place that was in his pants while they were in the closet that germany had stuch them in when he ranned out of the G room.
Germanny pressed the Italy close to him, letting him feel teh metal hardness in his pants.
"Jaaa, Italia. You want i should hardteim it?"
"Ve~ Germany-san. I want it hardlong."
Gernnany than ripped off both of their cloths off. Everything was feeling Happy. They're chickens were both weeping with cum and seamans. It was really Hot. then without lubritation or condiments Germany Stuckt his big thing-y into italie's' small whole, real, reel fast; then Italy started wining like a klein bitch.
"It's okay Dorito-su! If you start Moving it'll make teh pain go 'way!"
So german started ramming his hot, thik, red, pulsating, large, gigantic, adjective, sweaty, meatly, rod into italy even harder
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Re: CANDEE FOURCE: Terrible GerIta Pron Edition
anonymous
March 1 2010, 06:34:10 UTC
The fact that you described their *insert noun for genetalia here* as 'weeping' just added about nine thousand and one win points to this. It's always bugged me to hear that line.
Seriously he fanfis in this Kink meme are you know sometimes just too good.
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...I love you so hard.
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This is win.
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Okay, serious: That was so incredibly horrible, it's awesome. I managed to keep a straight face until "bloody gud u came" and "it wuz liek the best thing ever." Then, I was in pieces.
Captcha says "seducer where". Hmm...
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thx 4 teh laughs. lol.
Translation: I laughed out loud. Thank you very much, you wonderful anon.
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"ITALIA! Nicht bounce hier!"
and I think I peed my self when I read:
"I had a dog that sounded like that once. Do ya think he does that cause of all the dog he eats?"
I can't stop laughing.
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"Mmhmmhmfffaaaa~" Pasta!Italy kept makin' Weird sounds as germany rubbed his happy place that was in his pants while they were in the closet that germany had stuch them in when he ranned out of the G room.
Germanny pressed the Italy close to him, letting him feel teh metal hardness in his pants.
"Jaaa, Italia. You want i should hardteim it?"
"Ve~ Germany-san. I want it hardlong."
Gernnany than ripped off both of their cloths off. Everything was feeling Happy. They're chickens were both weeping with cum and seamans. It was really Hot. then without lubritation or condiments Germany Stuckt his big thing-y into italie's' small whole, real, reel fast; then Italy started wining like a klein bitch.
"It's okay Dorito-su! If you start Moving it'll make teh pain go 'way!"
So german started ramming his hot, thik, red, pulsating, large, gigantic, adjective, sweaty, meatly, rod into italy even harder ( ... )
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And "Dorito-su". *Cackle* Well done, anon.
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KILLED ME.
DED.
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I died right there. RIGHT THERE. LIEK, MOAR PLX
ReCaptcha: inmates impressive. See? You even impressed my prison mates :D
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