"Your girlfriend's into some weird stuff"
anonymous
February 21 2010, 10:03:10 UTC
So Alfred has a new human girlfriend who also happens to be into some weird kinky-ass shit. She's also aware of Alfred's Nation status, but she's not with him because of THAT.
Well, one day, the girlfriend and Alfred are having (relatively normal) sex when they're suddenly busted by another male Nation (England is fine, but you can choose anyone else you want). The girlfriend gets a brilliant idea - Alfred has gay sex with that male Nation (top or bottom, doesn't matter) and she watches. Alfred and the other guy are unsure at first, but then totally get into it.
Fairies Wear Boots [1/6]
anonymous
February 22 2010, 09:05:39 UTC
This anon needs to stop accepting prompts that relate to sex. Because she sucks at writing it.
Also, written all in one go, no breaks in between, to a playlist dedicated entirely to sex, finished writing as the playlist finished, and not proofread because, seriously, who's proofread this?
Title taken from a song Melissa Auf Der Maur sang, one I listened to just as I was naming the document and saving it. I thought it was appropriate.
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Alfred met Carmen in a strip club. She was hot, he was drunk, and he tipped well. They’d had a steamy session in a back room that lasted four hours. Afterwards, they looked at each other, and Alfred asked, “You wanna go steady?”
She’d replied, “Sure.”
Alfred learned just how wild Carmen was the next time they went out. She was into everything: S&M, bondage, pain tolerance, cosplay sex, and many, many more things Alfred wasn’t even sure had existed until he’d met her
( ... )
Fairies Wear Boots [2/6]
anonymous
February 22 2010, 09:09:08 UTC
Carmen chuckled, amused, and sat up. Alfred moved off of her, sensing her mind ticking away in devious thought. He knew better than to think she was done having fun for the evening. Not even his wet blanket brother could wreck Carmen’s mood.
And, as it turned out, he was right.
“Hey, Alfie,” Carmen said as she yanked Matthew closer to the bed, causing him to squawk again, but managed to keep his hands over his eyes. “Alfie, I just had a wild idea.”
Alfred’s eyes sparkled. “Yeah? What’s that?”
Carmen bit her lip with a coy look. “I want you to fuck him.”
Alfred laughed. Not because he thought the idea was stupid, but because it sounded pretty hot. And, being Nations after all, it wasn’t like it was completely wrong. He’d even contemplated it more than once after a few drunken hockey nights at Matthew’s place
( ... )
Fairies Wear Boots [3/6]
anonymous
February 22 2010, 09:11:49 UTC
He let the curl go, and it bounced back into shape almost comically. Matthew gasped in relief, and threw his head back, releasing a throaty, feral growl. Alfred kissed his way down, peppering Matthew’s throat, chest and stomach with little butterfly kisses. Matthew tilted his head forward again, his amethyst eyes misted with lust and desire, his face flushed and excited.
“Alfred…”
Alfred licked his lips, and used his teeth to undo Matthew’s jeans. The American’s hands were still working Matthew’s nipples expertly, and the Canadian’s own hands tightened in Alfred’s hair, a thumb teasingly ghosting across Alfred’s cowlick. The American shuttered.
“Two can play that game, brother,” Matthew spoke huskily
( ... )
Fairies Wear Boots [4/6]
anonymous
February 22 2010, 09:14:25 UTC
Alfred groaned deeply, overwhelmed by the tightness and heat, but thrusting eagerly, seeking out that one spot he knew Matthew would melt for when hit. The pace was fast and almost manic, but Alfred was pushed on with wild determination, and Matthew’s rapid-fire cries and moans. Their names became mantras, chanted with heated passion, crescendoing and falling like a song, Carmen’s moans and purrs filling out the harmony perfectly, and the three rode the waves of passion desperately, clinging to it with fevered enthusiasm, never wanting it to end. But Alfred was reaching his peak, and Matthew seemed to be doing the same. Carmen’s head was thrown back into the pillows, and her hands working with vigour as she tried desperately to keep up
( ... )
Fairies Wear Boots [5/6]
anonymous
February 22 2010, 09:17:12 UTC
“N-no!” he cried, struggling. Matthew cooed in his ear some more, whispering even more soft, singsong phrases in French, and Carmen snapped the handcuffs on Alfred’s wrists expertly, pinning the man’s hands behind him, helpless and useless. Alfred shot Carmen a hurt look
( ... )
Fairies Wear Boots [6/6]
anonymous
February 22 2010, 09:18:46 UTC
“So, you broke up with her?”
Alfred sighed and shrugged as he looked at Matthew over lunch a week later. Matthew chewed his food slowly, Kumajiro stealing French fries from the Canadian’s lap. Alfred leaned back in his seat, slurping loudly on his soda cup’s straw.
“I told her it wasn’t her, but me,” he explained. “She’s just too kinky for my tastes.”
“Really?” Matthew said quietly, looking down at Kumajiro. “Was it me that…?”
Alfred sighed. “Do you remember much of that night, Matthew?”
Matthew blinked. “Sure.”
Alfred grinned painfully. “Dude, when you get keelhauled by both your brother and your girlfriend, you start to re-think your relationships
( ... )
Fairies Wear Boots [AUTHOR'S NOTES]
anonymous
February 22 2010, 09:37:35 UTC
No one saw my de-anon. *Shifty eyes.*
* Matthew's French is a few refrains from a song titles Taste You by French Canadian singer Melissa Auf Der Maur. A French version of the English song is tacked on as a bonus track at the end of the CD, after almost ten minutes of silence. Patient people get to sit through a quick bit of an old lady yodeling, and Melissa saying good bye to her before getting into her car, and the song starting.
I do prefer the French version over the English: very sexy. If you can find it somewhere, listen to it. Here's a quick (but not word-for-word) translation of what he says, using the English version of the song as reference. (Note: the refrains are actually sung reversed, because French is weird like that)
Please shake me and tug, I need shaking my love Can’t you be the one?
I can't fake it my love, I need filling come on, I need it louder than bombs
* The name Carmen has no special meaning. It's just there.
Well, one day, the girlfriend and Alfred are having (relatively normal) sex when they're suddenly busted by another male Nation (England is fine, but you can choose anyone else you want). The girlfriend gets a brilliant idea - Alfred has gay sex with that male Nation (top or bottom, doesn't matter) and she watches. Alfred and the other guy are unsure at first, but then totally get into it.
Please?
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Also, written all in one go, no breaks in between, to a playlist dedicated entirely to sex, finished writing as the playlist finished, and not proofread because, seriously, who's proofread this?
Title taken from a song Melissa Auf Der Maur sang, one I listened to just as I was naming the document and saving it. I thought it was appropriate.
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Alfred met Carmen in a strip club. She was hot, he was drunk, and he tipped well. They’d had a steamy session in a back room that lasted four hours. Afterwards, they looked at each other, and Alfred asked, “You wanna go steady?”
She’d replied, “Sure.”
Alfred learned just how wild Carmen was the next time they went out. She was into everything: S&M, bondage, pain tolerance, cosplay sex, and many, many more things Alfred wasn’t even sure had existed until he’d met her ( ... )
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And, as it turned out, he was right.
“Hey, Alfie,” Carmen said as she yanked Matthew closer to the bed, causing him to squawk again, but managed to keep his hands over his eyes. “Alfie, I just had a wild idea.”
Alfred’s eyes sparkled. “Yeah? What’s that?”
Carmen bit her lip with a coy look. “I want you to fuck him.”
Alfred laughed. Not because he thought the idea was stupid, but because it sounded pretty hot. And, being Nations after all, it wasn’t like it was completely wrong. He’d even contemplated it more than once after a few drunken hockey nights at Matthew’s place ( ... )
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“Alfred…”
Alfred licked his lips, and used his teeth to undo Matthew’s jeans. The American’s hands were still working Matthew’s nipples expertly, and the Canadian’s own hands tightened in Alfred’s hair, a thumb teasingly ghosting across Alfred’s cowlick. The American shuttered.
“Two can play that game, brother,” Matthew spoke huskily ( ... )
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Alfred sighed and shrugged as he looked at Matthew over lunch a week later. Matthew chewed his food slowly, Kumajiro stealing French fries from the Canadian’s lap. Alfred leaned back in his seat, slurping loudly on his soda cup’s straw.
“I told her it wasn’t her, but me,” he explained. “She’s just too kinky for my tastes.”
“Really?” Matthew said quietly, looking down at Kumajiro. “Was it me that…?”
Alfred sighed. “Do you remember much of that night, Matthew?”
Matthew blinked. “Sure.”
Alfred grinned painfully. “Dude, when you get keelhauled by both your brother and your girlfriend, you start to re-think your relationships ( ... )
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* Matthew's French is a few refrains from a song titles Taste You by French Canadian singer Melissa Auf Der Maur. A French version of the English song is tacked on as a bonus track at the end of the CD, after almost ten minutes of silence. Patient people get to sit through a quick bit of an old lady yodeling, and Melissa saying good bye to her before getting into her car, and the song starting.
I do prefer the French version over the English: very sexy. If you can find it somewhere, listen to it. Here's a quick (but not word-for-word) translation of what he says, using the English version of the song as reference. (Note: the refrains are actually sung reversed, because French is weird like that)
Please shake me and tug,
I need shaking my love
Can’t you be the one?
I can't fake it my love,
I need filling come on,
I need it louder than bombs
* The name Carmen has no special meaning. It's just there.
* Can/US/Can is actually my OTP. <3 ( ... )
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OMG.
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So fucking hot.
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D-Damn, yo.
That was quite...I-I don't know the words for it. But it was damn good. I commend you, Author!Anon.
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THIS...
AWDJASERFHAEEWHQWEGKNL.KNASDGZN,.AFSM,.DFSLKHMZF! (faints)
This is so awesome, and kinky and hot! And OMG, I love you so much!
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God am I glad that I read this on a whim.
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The last part was total win. The whole thing was HOT.
I need some tissues now to clean up this nosebleed...
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GOD YES...
HOT HOT HOT!
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Carmen, captcha loves you too! It says "fieriest since"!
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