Fairies Wear Boots [6/6]
anonymous
February 22 2010, 09:18:46 UTC
“So, you broke up with her?”
Alfred sighed and shrugged as he looked at Matthew over lunch a week later. Matthew chewed his food slowly, Kumajiro stealing French fries from the Canadian’s lap. Alfred leaned back in his seat, slurping loudly on his soda cup’s straw.
“I told her it wasn’t her, but me,” he explained. “She’s just too kinky for my tastes.”
“Really?” Matthew said quietly, looking down at Kumajiro. “Was it me that…?”
Alfred sighed. “Do you remember much of that night, Matthew?”
Matthew blinked. “Sure.”
Alfred grinned painfully. “Dude, when you get keelhauled by both your brother and your girlfriend, you start to re-think your relationships.”
Matthew stared at him with a sweet smile for a few moments, and then tilted his head to the side and grinned that adorable closed-eyed grin of his as he asked brightly, “So, you wanna have sex some time?”
Alfred did a spit-take, coating Matthew’s glasses and face in a fine mist of saliva and cola. But Matthew never even flinched.
Just smiled sweetly.
Alfred stared at him with a look that said, “Are you for real?”
Fairies Wear Boots [AUTHOR'S NOTES]
anonymous
February 22 2010, 09:37:35 UTC
No one saw my de-anon. *Shifty eyes.*
* Matthew's French is a few refrains from a song titles Taste You by French Canadian singer Melissa Auf Der Maur. A French version of the English song is tacked on as a bonus track at the end of the CD, after almost ten minutes of silence. Patient people get to sit through a quick bit of an old lady yodeling, and Melissa saying good bye to her before getting into her car, and the song starting.
I do prefer the French version over the English: very sexy. If you can find it somewhere, listen to it. Here's a quick (but not word-for-word) translation of what he says, using the English version of the song as reference. (Note: the refrains are actually sung reversed, because French is weird like that)
Please shake me and tug, I need shaking my love Can’t you be the one?
I can't fake it my love, I need filling come on, I need it louder than bombs
* The name Carmen has no special meaning. It's just there.
* Can/US/Can is actually my OTP. <3
* I have never written something this smutty before. Please excuse the fail. xP
I encourage others to fill this prompt as well to make up for my fail!
Alfred sighed and shrugged as he looked at Matthew over lunch a week later. Matthew chewed his food slowly, Kumajiro stealing French fries from the Canadian’s lap. Alfred leaned back in his seat, slurping loudly on his soda cup’s straw.
“I told her it wasn’t her, but me,” he explained. “She’s just too kinky for my tastes.”
“Really?” Matthew said quietly, looking down at Kumajiro. “Was it me that…?”
Alfred sighed. “Do you remember much of that night, Matthew?”
Matthew blinked. “Sure.”
Alfred grinned painfully. “Dude, when you get keelhauled by both your brother and your girlfriend, you start to re-think your relationships.”
Matthew stared at him with a sweet smile for a few moments, and then tilted his head to the side and grinned that adorable closed-eyed grin of his as he asked brightly, “So, you wanna have sex some time?”
Alfred did a spit-take, coating Matthew’s glasses and face in a fine mist of saliva and cola. But Matthew never even flinched.
Just smiled sweetly.
Alfred stared at him with a look that said, “Are you for real?”
There was silence for a long, long while.
“Sure,” Alfred finally said.
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* Matthew's French is a few refrains from a song titles Taste You by French Canadian singer Melissa Auf Der Maur. A French version of the English song is tacked on as a bonus track at the end of the CD, after almost ten minutes of silence. Patient people get to sit through a quick bit of an old lady yodeling, and Melissa saying good bye to her before getting into her car, and the song starting.
I do prefer the French version over the English: very sexy. If you can find it somewhere, listen to it. Here's a quick (but not word-for-word) translation of what he says, using the English version of the song as reference. (Note: the refrains are actually sung reversed, because French is weird like that)
Please shake me and tug,
I need shaking my love
Can’t you be the one?
I can't fake it my love,
I need filling come on,
I need it louder than bombs
* The name Carmen has no special meaning. It's just there.
* Can/US/Can is actually my OTP. <3
* I have never written something this smutty before. Please excuse the fail. xP
I encourage others to fill this prompt as well to make up for my fail!
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OMG.
akdjfljfjadlkfjaldjf I don't even adlkjfladjfd DP ladkjfladjflajdflkja
So fucking hot.
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D-Damn, yo.
That was quite...I-I don't know the words for it. But it was damn good. I commend you, Author!Anon.
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THIS...
AWDJASERFHAEEWHQWEGKNL.KNASDGZN,.AFSM,.DFSLKHMZF! (faints)
This is so awesome, and kinky and hot! And OMG, I love you so much!
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God am I glad that I read this on a whim.
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The last part was total win. The whole thing was HOT.
I need some tissues now to clean up this nosebleed...
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GOD YES...
HOT HOT HOT!
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Carmen, captcha loves you too! It says "fieriest since"!
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