What the hell did we DO last night?!
anonymous
February 21 2010, 03:44:28 UTC
This anon spent her afternoon watching the hangover and reading things on textsfromlastnight.com. You know where this is going anons...
So, Nation A (Germany,England,Austria...don't really care who) is getting married. The bad touch trio (being the kind souls that they are) decide to throw them a bachelor party. They go out, have fun, drink, wake up in the morning and remember none of it-not to mention the fact that their bachelor is missing. All they have to go by are ridiculous phone pictures and texts from the night before. It can not end well...
Things to add for the lols/Bonuses-"I can't find your fiance because drunk me decided it would be funny to hide him from hungover me-apparently drunk me is a tricky bastard
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<no title yet> part 1/?
anonymous
February 23 2010, 04:35:06 UTC
Okay, I hope this one is cracky, but it'll get better later. I used almost all of the quotes on the first part. XD And it's okay if it's a bachelorette instead right? I appreciate comments too~ Today was Hungary’s bachelorette party. She wondered where she was going. The driver in front had picked her up with her not seeing his face. Hungary tried asking who he was, but didn’t get a reply. When she went out of the car, she saw a big house and wondered whom it was. When she entered, it was dark, but suddenly the lights turned on
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<no title yet> part 2
anonymous
February 23 2010, 14:32:26 UTC
After looking around for a LONG time he still couldn’t find that woman country, not even at her home. Where was she? Prussia decided to not care and go back to the house. When he entered, something else was happening. An after party?
Poland was dressed in woman’s clothes and riding on Lithuania, who was also naked. “Go, LIET! A pony can like go like, hic, faster like yeah,”
“Huh? Brother, where were you?” asked Germany who was luckily wearing clothes.
“Looking for someone,” Prussia sighed.
He sat in the chair next to Germany. “Do you remember what happened last night?”
“No…” Germany responded. Prussia sighed again. He was about to ask Germany for a drink, but before that Germany kissed Prussia long and hard. Prussia had not noticed that Germany was also drunk. “VE~! No fair~ Kiss me too Germany!” Italy shouted drunkenly as he saw the two countries kiss.
And yes, Italy and Germany made out. But no need to get into details, right? Prussia went away and looked for something in the fridge. In the
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Women rule the world part 3/?
anonymous
February 24 2010, 23:22:56 UTC
“WHERE IS LIECHTENSTEIN? TELL ME OR I’LL SHOOT ALL OF YOU!” Switzerland screamed.
Damn. Switzerland was the last country Prussia was to deal with. He was dangerous (and scary), but Prussia was too awesome to show those feelings. “She’s not here,” Prussia replied.
“You’d better find her or I’ll shoot,” Switzerland ordered.
Prussia sighed and went upstairs carrying his bird. Through the hallway he heard voices. “I didn't know condoms came in that many colors!”
WTH? Prussia walked towards the voice. It was a boy who looked like he was in his teens and had dark hair. He also had a hair curl with a smiley face in it. He was talking with two younger boys, one who was always around Russia and scared all the time and the other one looked like England, but in a sailor suit. “But don’t you know everything?” asked the boy who looked like England.
“Of course I do! Let me tell you more,” the dark haired boy said as he crept close to the two others. What does a kid know? Prussia thought. He was about to say something, but France appeared behind
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Women rule the world part 4/?
anonymous
February 26 2010, 01:29:01 UTC
America pulled England back in his shoulders. “Sorry, in the plane I was reading out loud my texts. They were all about vampires and that stuff. It’s been very popular in America, ya know?”
“…Okay, but we need the spell,”
“WAIT HERE! England said as he wobbled downstairs to the basement. And yes, this is HIS house, but America was able to get him drunk enough not to notice. Now they just have to keep it that way, at least once the mess was cleaned up.
While Prussia was waiting he decided to make a list of what the countries were doing:·Prussia: writing this and being AWSOME
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The Hangover [1.a/?]
anonymous
February 28 2010, 14:45:59 UTC
Third anon here. Sorry for taking so long, exams are a bitch. Also excuse the uncreative title.Ludwig Weilschmidt was a person of organisation and order. He liked having things under control and there was nothing more satisfying than going through a checklist and seeing that everything was as it should be. It made him happy - ecstatic, even. Not that you would notice under his usual strict expression
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The Hangover [1.b/?]
anonymous
February 28 2010, 14:46:53 UTC
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Throughout the day, Gilbert spent most of his time lurking around wherever Eduard was. He was so sure that Eduard had made a mistake; after all, who wouldn’t invite the ever amazing Gilbert Weilschmidt, the groom’s brother? If they didn’t invite Lovino despite being the groom’s brother, okay, he understood that, Lovino was an ill-behaved brat, but Gilbert? Gilbert was awesome and a party couldn’t be called such without him
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Re: The Hangover [1.b/?]
anonymous
February 28 2010, 17:47:11 UTC
Oh gos YES! I like where this is heading and I know it's going to be awesome. And Anon when I saw this on the fill list simply titled "The Hangover" I said "Fuck Yeah." you're gonna do this justice I just know it. Just don't stop.
Re: The Hangover [1.b/?]
anonymous
February 28 2010, 19:48:47 UTC
Oh this souds so awesome. I smell 'SuperGilboPlan' like stealing Ludwing and forceing him to party with them! I cant wait for more! GerIta and badtouch trio is perfect cake-fic for me :)
So, Nation A (Germany,England,Austria...don't really care who) is getting married. The bad touch trio (being the kind souls that they are) decide to throw them a bachelor party.
They go out, have fun, drink, wake up in the morning and remember none of it-not to mention the fact that their bachelor is missing. All they have to go by are ridiculous phone pictures and texts from the night before. It can not end well...
Things to add for the lols/Bonuses-"I can't find your fiance because drunk me decided it would be funny to hide him from hungover me-apparently drunk me is a tricky bastard ( ... )
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After looking around for a LONG time he still couldn’t find that woman country, not even at her home. Where was she? Prussia decided to not care and go back to the house. When he entered, something else was happening. An after party?
Poland was dressed in woman’s clothes and riding on Lithuania, who was also naked. “Go, LIET! A pony can like go like, hic, faster like yeah,”
“Huh? Brother, where were you?” asked Germany who was luckily wearing clothes.
“Looking for someone,” Prussia sighed.
He sat in the chair next to Germany. “Do you remember what happened last night?”
“No…” Germany responded. Prussia sighed again. He was about to ask Germany for a drink, but before that Germany kissed Prussia long and hard. Prussia had not noticed that Germany was also drunk. “VE~! No fair~ Kiss me too Germany!” Italy shouted drunkenly as he saw the two countries kiss.
And yes, Italy and Germany made out. But no need to get into details, right? Prussia went away and looked for something in the fridge. In the ( ... )
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“WHERE IS LIECHTENSTEIN? TELL ME OR I’LL SHOOT ALL OF YOU!” Switzerland screamed.
Damn. Switzerland was the last country Prussia was to deal with. He was dangerous (and scary), but Prussia was too awesome to show those feelings. “She’s not here,” Prussia replied.
“You’d better find her or I’ll shoot,” Switzerland ordered.
Prussia sighed and went upstairs carrying his bird. Through the hallway he heard voices. “I didn't know condoms came in that many colors!”
WTH? Prussia walked towards the voice. It was a boy who looked like he was in his teens and had dark hair. He also had a hair curl with a smiley face in it. He was talking with two younger boys, one who was always around Russia and scared all the time and the other one looked like England, but in a sailor suit. “But don’t you know everything?” asked the boy who looked like England.
“Of course I do! Let me tell you more,” the dark haired boy said as he crept close to the two others. What does a kid know? Prussia thought. He was about to say something, but France appeared behind ( ... )
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Oh the crack. It does wonders for my soul.
I wonder if anyone will be getting married after this?
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I fucking love crackfic. And aww Switzerland! So sweet (if dangerous)
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This is possibly the crackiest and most hilarious thing on the meme
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America pulled England back in his shoulders. “Sorry, in the plane I was reading out loud my texts. They were all about vampires and that stuff. It’s been very popular in America, ya know?”
“…Okay, but we need the spell,”
“WAIT HERE! England said as he wobbled downstairs to the basement. And yes, this is HIS house, but America was able to get him drunk enough not to notice. Now they just have to keep it that way, at least once the mess was cleaned up.
While Prussia was waiting he decided to make a list of what the countries were doing:·Prussia: writing this and being AWSOME ( ... )
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Throughout the day, Gilbert spent most of his time lurking around wherever Eduard was. He was so sure that Eduard had made a mistake; after all, who wouldn’t invite the ever amazing Gilbert Weilschmidt, the groom’s brother? If they didn’t invite Lovino despite being the groom’s brother, okay, he understood that, Lovino was an ill-behaved brat, but Gilbert? Gilbert was awesome and a party couldn’t be called such without him ( ... )
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This is really, really promising. Can't wait to see what the three are plotting!
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GerIta and badtouch trio is perfect cake-fic for me :)
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