To Think They Missed This[1/?]
anonymous
February 8 2010, 23:21:26 UTC
When Alice F. Jones gave Alexandra Braginski(former best friend, ex-arch nemesis, now neutral companion, terror of St.Hetalia International Bordering School and her occasional object of lust[she digs accents, sue her]) an invitation to her slumber party, Alice had to wonder what she had been smoking. (She blames her sister, Matilda; girl must have smoked pot in their room again. Alexandra grabbed the highly decorative, hand-made, brightly colored invite with her ring finger and thumb at the tip, examining it, smelling it, shaking it and held it to the light.
Alice chimed, “It’s not poisoned, you know.”
The Russian retorted, “That’s what you would want me to think.”
OK, then…….. “So can you come?”
Alexandra’s If-You-are-lying-to-me-I-will-kill-you-and-I-have-an-excellent-place-to-hide-your-body look so did not look cute. Really, how Alexandra expects to get anyone to like her if she keeps sizing up everyone for their coffins with her ridiculously pretty lavender eyes. (Shut up, she’s a woman, it’s not weird that she compliments
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Re: To Think They Missed This[1/?]
anonymous
February 8 2010, 23:47:28 UTC
Not!OP loves this! I love the ex-BFF vibe they have, and that they still care for each other on some level even if they're kind of prickly at the present. And gender-bent America/Russia is even better than regular America/Russia, from where I'm standing. Carry on! :D
To Think They Missed This[2/?]
anonymous
February 9 2010, 18:43:21 UTC
Quickly, the news of Alice's party spread through the school like wild fire. Everybody and their mothers (grandfathers in some cases) talk about the party.
Everybody wanted to know who was going, why Alice is holding a party and what her house look like?
The Haitian girl definitely could not come due to her recent accident and hospitalization; everyone sent her gifts, food, clothes and money to help her and her family out.
During study hall, Alexandra overheard the conversations of their peers.
Most of the South American women either hate Alice or apparently have better things to do.
The Mexican boy, Gabriel or was it Luis, rumored to be either Alice’s cousin or have slept with her, could not come to due being banned by Alice and her father because of his rauchy behavior at Mr.Jones’s promotion party. Antonella couldn’t come due to having a meeting with a “little tomato-faced maiden.” Hmm. Alexandra thought Catholics were strict about not having sex before marriage. They probably don’t do anything with penetration and just be creative
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To Think They Missed This[3a/?]
anonymous
February 10 2010, 20:55:57 UTC
Customers and workers, at the video store, the department store, the storage locker, the liquor store, the various catering businesses, the music store, the party store, the Chinese buffet, the grocery store, McDonalds and Victoria's Secret, wouldn't think the father-daughter odd couple they are seeing are related.
In fact they only realized that they are father and daughter when the daughter, the blonde busty teenage girl with a little cowlick and glasses, ran across the store and grabbed a white chemise with a lace and pink ribbon embroidery and swung it around like a flag.
She exclaimed exuberantly, "LOOK!LOOK, DADDY! I found a cute one on sale!"
The blonde girl put the chemise over her graciously-sized bust, "It's innocent enough to not make me look like a whore but sexy enough to say that I want some!" Some people still didn't believe the spattering, red-faced angry-looking tall, built Native American(call him Indian and he'll beat you) man with a dark ponytail was her father. (Those perverts
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To Think They Missed This[3b/?]
anonymous
February 10 2010, 21:00:17 UTC
Then Takoda remembered when little (not so little) Alice used to be a small baby in diapers. He and his wife were still together and they and their twin daughters, Matilda and Alice, lived in a small trailer home on an Indian reservation.
His wife took baby Matilda to go grocery shopping while he got stuck with the rowdy one. No, no, that sounds mean. What Takoda meant he decided to stay at home with more rambunctious and adorable twin, Alice.
That sounded superficial even to him and he works in the entertainment(commercials) industry. At least the latter was true. Alice was a pretty baby.
He would toss her up and gently catch her in his strong grip and she would giggle and mess up his hair. Why did he stop doing that?
Then Takoda remembered the time he tossed her up too high and Alice hit her head on the ceiling and came down wailing. She fortunately didn't have a concussion and didn't have any bruising. Though his wife wondered why Alice was still wailing when she got back. Alice got back at him when she learned how to walk. In fact
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To Think They Missed This[4/?]
anonymous
February 11 2010, 00:06:51 UTC
Alice felt something nagging her, but she didn’t know what.
It's been bothering her since she and her father just left the Chinese buffet; Liqiu, very happy with the quick bundles of cash earned with Takoda and Alice’s ravenous appetites.
Alice just felt something was wrong and she’ll damned that Murphy’s Law would fail her now. But, it helps to check, just in case. She checked the extra beds and futons she set up in the guest rooms, game room, pool room and the dining room that they never use. All clean and still in good condition.
She checked her refrigerator, fully stocked with an international variety of food.
She called up the caterers, still on date.
She checked her DVD and music collection, all in good condition, gently used and also of an international variety. She needs to return that Bollywood musical she borrowed from Latika.
She checked that Francŏis’s “gifts” were still buried in her closet. She checked the durability of her new pajamas, stretching and running in several different ways. Nope, there’s no chance for
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Re: To Think They Missed This[4/?]
anonymous
February 13 2010, 04:36:54 UTC
OMG, OMG! <3 <3 <3 You made Al part Native American! *o* I LUV YOU!! :D (I also love the Takoda-Alice interaction. “NNOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!” It's so fitting, it makes me shed tears of joy. :') ) Wah, so Alice didn't mess with Alexandra on purpose. She was just being her normal, America-ditz self. ^^;
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Alexandra grabbed the highly decorative, hand-made, brightly colored invite with her ring finger and thumb at the tip, examining it, smelling it, shaking it and held it to the light.
Alice chimed, “It’s not poisoned, you know.”
The Russian retorted, “That’s what you would want me to think.”
OK, then…….. “So can you come?”
Alexandra’s If-You-are-lying-to-me-I-will-kill-you-and-I-have-an-excellent-place-to-hide-your-body look so did not look cute.
Really, how Alexandra expects to get anyone to like her if she keeps sizing up everyone for their coffins with her ridiculously pretty lavender eyes. (Shut up, she’s a woman, it’s not weird that she compliments ( ... )
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I have a total weakness for genderbends... I hope we get to see a few more as background of the story!
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Everybody wanted to know who was going, why Alice is holding a party and what her house look like?
The Haitian girl definitely could not come due to her recent accident and hospitalization; everyone sent her gifts, food, clothes and money to help her and her family out.
During study hall, Alexandra overheard the conversations of their peers.
Most of the South American women either hate Alice or apparently have better things to do.
The Mexican boy, Gabriel or was it Luis, rumored to be either Alice’s cousin or have slept with her, could not come to due being banned by Alice and her father because of his rauchy behavior at Mr.Jones’s promotion party.
Antonella couldn’t come due to having a meeting with a “little tomato-faced maiden.” Hmm. Alexandra thought Catholics were strict about not having sex before marriage. They probably don’t do anything with penetration and just be creative ( ... )
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Notes:
Antonella: Spain
Feliciana: North Italy
Lucilla: South Italy
Ludiwga: Germany
Roselinde: Austria
Giselle: Prussia
Enre: Hungary
Francŏis: France
Huifen: Hong Kong
Liqiu: China
Alain: Seychelles
Yuri: Ukraine
Guinevere: England
Felija: Poland
Hermia: Greece
Ami: Korea
I know I haven't mentioned some people yet but I will. And Austria totally tops in the relationship. The prude image makes it all the easier.
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You used Giselle for Gilbert. You are so awesome for that!
And I'm digging the name for Roderich. Roselinde totally works.
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I hope they can somewhat patch things up in the end. :) I love happy endings!
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And it makes me so happy when fills reference the fact that Russia and America used to get along ohmygod. :D
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In fact they only realized that they are father and daughter when the daughter, the blonde busty teenage girl with a little cowlick and glasses, ran across the store and grabbed a white chemise with a lace and pink ribbon embroidery and swung it around like a flag.
She exclaimed exuberantly, "LOOK!LOOK, DADDY! I found a cute one on sale!"
The blonde girl put the chemise over her graciously-sized bust, "It's innocent enough to not make me look like a whore but sexy enough to say that I want some!"
Some people still didn't believe the spattering, red-faced angry-looking tall, built Native American(call him Indian and he'll beat you) man with a dark ponytail was her father. (Those perverts ( ... )
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His wife took baby Matilda to go grocery shopping while he got stuck with the rowdy one.
No, no, that sounds mean. What Takoda meant he decided to stay at home with more rambunctious and adorable twin, Alice.
That sounded superficial even to him and he works in the entertainment(commercials) industry. At least the latter was true. Alice was a pretty baby.
He would toss her up and gently catch her in his strong grip and she would giggle and mess up his hair. Why did he stop doing that?
Then Takoda remembered the time he tossed her up too high and Alice hit her head on the ceiling and came down wailing. She fortunately didn't have a concussion and didn't have any bruising. Though his wife wondered why Alice was still wailing when she got back.
Alice got back at him when she learned how to walk. In fact ( ... )
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It's been bothering her since she and her father just left the Chinese buffet; Liqiu, very happy with the quick bundles of cash earned with Takoda and Alice’s ravenous appetites.
Alice just felt something was wrong and she’ll damned that Murphy’s Law would fail her now. But, it helps to check, just in case.
She checked the extra beds and futons she set up in the guest rooms, game room, pool room and the dining room that they never use. All clean and still in good condition.
She checked her refrigerator, fully stocked with an international variety of food.
She called up the caterers, still on date.
She checked her DVD and music collection, all in good condition, gently used and also of an international variety. She needs to return that Bollywood musical she borrowed from Latika.
She checked that Francŏis’s “gifts” were still buried in her closet.
She checked the durability of her new pajamas, stretching and running in several different ways. Nope, there’s no chance for ( ... )
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You made Al part Native American! *o* I LUV YOU!! :D
(I also love the Takoda-Alice interaction. “NNOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!” It's so fitting, it makes me shed tears of joy. :') )
Wah, so Alice didn't mess with Alexandra on purpose. She was just being her normal, America-ditz self. ^^;
Keep going! ^-^b
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